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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had holes in them like a recorder , what tune would you play while giving a blowjob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke on the Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Londons burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn't big enough to fit a song intro never mind the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had holes in them like a recorder , what tune would you play while giving a blowjob

This is the funniest thread I’ve seen today OP you win the forum for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love bites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't big enough to fit a song intro never mind the song "

Can it 'toot'

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

At school the first song we learned on the recorder was Blow the Man Down.

Seems rather appropriate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you run your finger round the rim of my japs eye rather like you do with a glass you can get a lovely sound out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't big enough to fit a song intro never mind the song

Can it 'toot'

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart will go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine isn't big enough to fit a song intro never mind the song "

You can still get a pretty good tune from an ocarina fear not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s hear it for the boys

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I only know London’s burning on the recorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky Lips

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wL5dc4udwOk

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"If you run your finger round the rim of my japs eye rather like you do with a glass you can get lovely sauce out of it

FTFY

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

A near endless list of jigs and reels...

The angry peeler...

The best in the bag...

The butchers cave...

Crabs in the skillet...

Darby the driver...

Do you want any more?...

The end of the day...

Fasten the leg in her...

The goose in the bog...

Get up old woman and shake yourself...

Handy with the stick...

I know what you like...

I will if I can...

Jackson's morning brush...

The man who died and rose again...

Shandon bells...

The short grass...

Scatter the mud...

This may take a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you squeeze the balls at the same time as blowing, would it sound like bagpipes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At school the first song we learned on the recorder was Blow the Man Down.

Seems rather appropriate."

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle while you work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you squeeze the balls at the same time as blowing, would it sound like bagpipes? "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I only know London’s burning on the recorder "

Me too, and Three Blind Mice

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d give Greensleeves a go

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

The 1970s song by Creedence Clearwater Revival song, "Up around the bend," may, how you might say, go down well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about the intro to gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or el condor pasa from bridge over troubled water

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If you had a few in a row you could have a go at the panpipes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Never mind playing a song, going for a piss would be horrific!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Una Paloma Blanca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock on wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lonely - Akon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few dollars more please

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"If you squeeze the balls at the same time as blowing, would it sound like bagpipes? "

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Mine would probably be a slide whistle rather than a recorder and make that comedy sound

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Mary had a little lamb

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

If being performed on me -

Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only know London’s burning on the recorder "

FIRE FIRE

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Purple people eater.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

This would be messy when peeing and also I'd like mine to be a harmonica instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The clown/circus song theme

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Toot sweets from chitty chitty bang bang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whistle while you work ?"

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