FabSwingers.com forum: What is the worst thing you have stepped on in bare feet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothing major for me just a tac how about you

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

A tac board that they use to keep carpets down at the edge of rooms.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A slug...it was vile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug...it was vile. "

Lol .. is that what lead to your profile name ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plug or Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jam

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"A slug...it was vile.

Lol .. is that what lead to your profile name ?"

Haha thank God no although I don't think many people get what my profile name is all about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nail went straight through my pumps as a kid. It still makes my eyes water now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug...it was vile. "

This, and cat vomit. I should probably go barefoot less often.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A dead mouse thanks cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat puke.....still warm!

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Glass, bled a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead mouse with no head

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

A scorpion - it felt like I'd been shot!

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By *inxybWoman
over a year ago

Durham

An embroidery needle…went straight through my big toe nail, had to have it removed at hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A plug. It hurt a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fucking plug! Bastard hell created pointy arsehole wankers...

If I ever go to hell, I just know my hell is going to be a cell with a plug floor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockroaches and very neatly this weekend slugs…

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Lego

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

A wasp... nailed me 3 times before I felt it buzz.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Cold rabbit guts at the bottom of the stairs.... courtesy of my cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego, hurts like a b......d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In nature...

Sensitive Weed (Mimosa pudica), Bindii (Tribulus terrestris), Stinging Tree (Dendrocnide moroides)

Inside... L E G O!

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By *elpful and caringMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

Dog poo.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

My child's shit...

Got to love potty training!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My child's shit...

Got to love potty training!"

Ah yes. When I walked into my child’s room to find they’d had a dirty protest in their cot and my feet found out first

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

A spike in grass where a bin used to be.

Went right through my shoe and ripped big toe. It was like a bloodbath by the time I walked home!

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By *assagetherightplacesMan
over a year ago

bradford

dog poo early hours in a morning before turning light on.

& lego! thats a killer to stand on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hedgehog she got out of her vivarium little bugger

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

A slug the other night, I was out in the yard shouting one of the cats in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug the other night, I was out in the yard shouting one of the cats in. "

I’ve stood on a slog too ugh

Let my dog out the front the other night for a wee and she promptly rubbed her face on a slug and brought half of it back in stuck to her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tac board that they use to keep carpets down at the edge of rooms."

Gripper rod

Fuck. Bet that was horrendous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch it hurts a lot, experienced atleast 3-4 times

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Slug

Warm cat sick.

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

3 pin mains plug, pins sticking up!

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby

Common answer but lego!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody dog toys

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By *issAphroditeWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A big ole slug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit!

The squelch, followed by the smell,

Then the realisation.

Followed by a hosepipe and soap to clean it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a night terror jumped out of bed thinking someone was there and stepped straight onto a plug facing up, literally carried the lamp down the stairs attached in my foot. Yea it hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a sewer and i dropped a pin which landed point up between floorboards... there was some colourful language and a lot of blood that night

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

"A dead mouse thanks cat"

Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?

Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.

Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

A thorn

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"A dead mouse thanks cat"

Me too. Early morning, obviously, added to the experience.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"A dead mouse thanks cat

Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?

Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.

Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!"

Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.

Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I once had a night terror jumped out of bed thinking someone was there and stepped straight onto a plug facing up, literally carried the lamp down the stairs attached in my foot. Yea it hurt "

I’ve stood on a plug too. Way more painful than it sounds.

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I’m hoping at some point in my children’s lives they will stop leaving Lego lying around and my home will become a safe place again!!….

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Coventry.

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By *ereforthefun1Couple
over a year ago

derby

When I was younger I stood on my pet gold fish when I went to feed it as it had jump out it’s bowl in the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit

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By *lank CanvasCouple
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Today. Drawing pin as I got out of Hot tub.

Not gonna lie it stung a tad.

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

nottingham

A slug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today. Drawing pin as I got out of Hot tub.

Not gonna lie it stung a tad."
just a tad hats off to you you didn't swear

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By *lank CanvasCouple
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I swore

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

A wooden floor when I had wet feet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug in the living room. IN THE LIVING ROOM!!! Yuk!

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By *oudLoutishLoverWoman
over a year ago

Colchester

"A dead mouse thanks cat

Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?

Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.

Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!

Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.

Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade "

It takes a special cat to dismantle a rabbit! I’ve only ever had one bunny brought in, thank God.

I hope you patted his head and told him he was a good boy? They’re so proud of their death and carnage, bless 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wooden floor when I had wet feet... "

This made me shiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dead mouse thanks cat

Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?

Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.

Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!

Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.

Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade

It takes a special cat to dismantle a rabbit! I’ve only ever had one bunny brought in, thank God.

I hope you patted his head and told him he was a good boy? They’re so proud of their death and carnage, bless 'em!"

No one thanks me for my death and carnage

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

"A dead mouse thanks cat

Oh, where to begin, when one has cats?

Mouse/bird intestines. Never fun. They never eat various specific organs, so these are left as little gifts for mummy.

Also, this morning, a small puddle of diarrhoea, cunningly concealed on my brown carpet. Slippers and antibacterial spray at all times, in a six cat household!

Yeah, the leftover organs are always a nice find.

Our lot did a phenomenal job of dismantling a rabbit one night as well. Looked like the rabbit had swallowed a hand grenade

It takes a special cat to dismantle a rabbit! I’ve only ever had one bunny brought in, thank God.

I hope you patted his head and told him he was a good boy? They’re so proud of their death and carnage, bless 'em!"

My cat dismantled a hawk and kindly left the rest to show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands down bloody lego!!!!! Or a plug that hurts like fucckkk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for Lego x

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Either Lego or the mouse that the cat left me as a gift

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Either Lego or the mouse that the cat left me as a gift

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Lego is top of the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago… carrying my kid in a front carrier so couldn’t look down… walking across a field to the beach barefoot.. stood in a large cowpat. That felt fairly gross!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Either Lego or the mouse that the cat left me as a gift

Lego is top of the list

Lego is the work of the devil

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