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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have just watched a crab...a crab smoking, from off a Facebook clip.

I am dumbfounded and kinda horrified!

Where/how would a crab at the sea shore learn to smoke?

It's not inate, surely! And it can't be watching beach goers thinking, I fancy trying that.

Anyone seen the clip?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I have now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I have now. Two in fact! They look like they weren’t inhaling. No smoke rings at least

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

Get out!

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over a year ago

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

It just had it in it's claw to be fair.

Hilarious that someone asked how the crab knew which end to put in it's mouth ....

Even a crab knows heat when it feels it and doesn't suck on the glowy hot end

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck that, look for the one with a crab weilding a knife!! as if those fuckers weren't scary enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's how smoked kippers got their name.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It just had it in it's claw to be fair.

Hilarious that someone asked how the crab knew which end to put in it's mouth ....

Even a crab knows heat when it feels it and doesn't suck on the glowy hot end"

Granny..you actually see it taking a puff

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"fuck that, look for the one with a crab weilding a knife!! as if those fuckers weren't scary enough

Haha I’ve seen that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"It just had it in it's claw to be fair.

Hilarious that someone asked how the crab knew which end to put in it's mouth ....

Even a crab knows heat when it feels it and doesn't suck on the glowy hot end

Granny..you actually see it taking a puff

Annabelle...... I saw it testing it to see if it was edible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

Very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

. And this right here is why I love this place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have I just watched lol ha ha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"What have I just watched lol ha ha "

Was it a crab with a fag ?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Was the packet Senior Service? Aka the other name for the Navy?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

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By *assagetherightplacesMan
over a year ago

bradford

ive just searched it.

there is 3 vids of it

1st looked genuine.

the 1 with a big crab dangling with a full cig

surely someone set it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have I just watched lol ha ha

Was it a crab with a fag ?"

Yes I google it I am dumb found by it ha ha

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

I wonder if it adds to the flavour of the crab ..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

That joke is so bad it's good.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"What have I just watched lol ha ha

Was it a crab with a fag ?"

What next? An octopus with 8 pipes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

That joke is so bad it's good."

I resemble that remark !

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"It just had it in it's claw to be fair.

Hilarious that someone asked how the crab knew which end to put in it's mouth ....

Even a crab knows heat when it feels it and doesn't suck on the glowy hot end

Granny..you actually see it taking a puff

Annabelle...... I saw it testing it to see if it was edible "

Now that would make sense!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

That joke is so bad it's good."

Smoked crab, anyone,

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By *aturegentdurhamMan
over a year ago

Stanley

Kippers have been smoking for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

That joke is so bad it's good.

Smoked crab, anyone,"

My crabs don't smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salmon smoked all the time

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

That joke is so bad it's good.

Smoked crab, anyone,

My crabs don't smoke

What do they do?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"It just had it in it's claw to be fair.

Hilarious that someone asked how the crab knew which end to put in it's mouth ....

Even a crab knows heat when it feels it and doesn't suck on the glowy hot end

Granny..you actually see it taking a puff

Annabelle...... I saw it testing it to see if it was edible

Now that would make sense!"

Less fun tho !

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Poor thing will be hooked.

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

The Crab & Tab: sounds like Sid the Sexist's favourite seaside pub.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges."

Packet in will ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just watched a crab...a crab smoking, from off a Facebook clip.

I am dumbfounded and kinda horrified!

Where/how would a crab at the sea shore learn to smoke?

It's not inate, surely! And it can't be watching beach goers thinking, I fancy trying that.

Anyone seen the clip?"

Was he smoking near other crabs, lobsters, and prawns, cause if he was that’s just shellfish ?!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I have just watched a crab...a crab smoking, from off a Facebook clip.

I am dumbfounded and kinda horrified!

Where/how would a crab at the sea shore learn to smoke?

It's not inate, surely! And it can't be watching beach goers thinking, I fancy trying that.

Anyone seen the clip?

Was he smoking near other crabs, lobsters, and prawns, cause if he was that’s just shellfish ?!"

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

Packet in will ya!

A Sterling effort...

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

Packet in will ya!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

Packet in will ya!

A Sterling effort..."

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Stop it my tummy’s hurting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Poor Crab being subjected to that treatment .

I hope it got a Lucky Strike in at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

Packet in will ya!

Molluscs to ya !

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Quite a lot of animals in urban environments secretly enjoy a cigarette. They find them under Benches and Hedges.

Packet in will ya!

A Sterling effort..."

Tar, for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Crab being subjected to that treatment .

I hope it got a Lucky Strike in at them

Anabelle's thread has been derailed by puns! That's roth, man

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Poor thing's goona get hooked, ill, then die.

RIP Cancer the Crab, that's what the SUN would use for a headline.

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Poor Crab being subjected to that treatment .

I hope it got a Lucky Strike in at them

Anabelle's thread has been derailed by puns! That's roth, man

Yeah..and who started it!

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Poor Crab being subjected to that treatment .

I hope it got a Lucky Strike in at them

Anabelle's thread has been derailed by puns! That's roth, man

It really is lol

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By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Poor Crab being subjected to that treatment .

I hope it got a Lucky Strike in at them

Anabelle's thread has been derailed by puns! That's roth, man

Hats off for that one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Poor Crab being subjected to that treatment .

I hope it got a Lucky Strike in at them

Anabelle's thread has been derailed by puns! That's roth, man

I don't know who's joke was worse haha

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hope this doesn't start off a new VOGUE.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Where did this happen, Australia? LONGBEACH perhaps?

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

It looked young, it's Mum might see it on YouTube and tell it off

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"It looked young, it's Mum might see it on YouTube and tell it off

He's a crab...he pinched them from a two year old boy, who had only just lit up (clip from 2010 by the way)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_te6dLVeqa8

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