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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Drop your star sign below ~ rub my mystical balls and watch the stars align

I'll use my "psychic" ability's to give you a knicker wetting, spine chilling, spoon bending prediction for the week ahead

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Capricorn

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Capricorn "

Capricorn: You have a knack for self-loathing. Embrace it by spending the day online comparing your real self to the manicured facades of others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh go on then

I'm a Leo, what do your magical balls say about the week ahead for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop your star sign below ~ rub my mystical balls and watch the stars align

I'll use my "psychic" ability's to give you a knicker wetting, spine chilling, spoon bending prediction for the week ahead "

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Ooh go on then

I'm a Leo, what do your magical balls say about the week ahead for me then "

Leo: Bad dreams wake you up every hour of the night, but at least work fires you for arriving late again.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Libra, I'm going to take this as the gospel truth.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Aquarius *tickles mystical balls*

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Libra, I'm going to take this as the gospel truth."

Libra: Just when you think things can't get any worse, a ghost child will move in with you and slowly rob you of your sanity.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Libra, I'm going to take this as the gospel truth."

Mine was spot on for today! I can well imagine it will continue too!

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Aquarius *tickles mystical balls*"

Aquarius: Don’t spend your whole day fretting over regrets. Instead, set aside thirty minutes before bed for a white-knuckle regret-fest.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Libra, I'm going to take this as the gospel truth.

Mine was spot on for today! I can well imagine it will continue too! "

Yours was really good though! I've just got bloody Casper to deal with now. Great.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Libra, I'm going to take this as the gospel truth.

Mine was spot on for today! I can well imagine it will continue too!

Yours was really good though! I've just got bloody Casper to deal with now. Great. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh go on then

I'm a Leo, what do your magical balls say about the week ahead for me then

Leo: Bad dreams wake you up every hour of the night, but at least work fires you for arriving late again."

Thanks Mystic Meg, I feel very enlightened now. You are amazing. Will deffo rate you a 5 on trip advisor

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Virgo ...it's nearly my birthday

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Aquarius *tickles mystical balls*

Aquarius: Don’t spend your whole day fretting over regrets. Instead, set aside thirty minutes before bed for a white-knuckle regret-fest."

I shall do oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgo... It's nearly my birthday too!

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Virgo... It's nearly my birthday too! "

Virgo: Remember, you’re someone’s superhero. Unfortunately, that superhero is Captain Disappointment.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Sagittarius x

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Sagittarius x"

Sagittarius: All the world is waiting for you! Eager to come together as one, laughing at whatever stupid thing you do next.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me


"Aquarius *tickles mystical balls*

Aquarius: Don’t spend your whole day fretting over regrets. Instead, set aside thirty minutes before bed for a white-knuckle regret-fest."

This is literally my day L2H. I feel so seen

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Pisces

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Taurus

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Pisces "

Pisces: You are so close to achieving your goals. All you need is a small push. One which you will never get.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Taurus "

Taurus: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Pisces

Pisces: You are so close to achieving your goals. All you need is a small push. One which you will never get."

Ah thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancer! But I’m a honorary gemini according to the new horoscope with the 13th sign (Ophiucus)

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Cancer! But I’m a honorary gemini according to the new horoscope with the 13th sign (Ophiucus) "

Cancer: You've been flirty and conversational lately but ultimately you're not interested in any earthly relationships. You've been flirting with death, and talking to the darkness that surrounds our finite existence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cancer! But I’m a honorary gemini according to the new horoscope with the 13th sign (Ophiucus)

Cancer: You've been flirty and conversational lately but ultimately you're not interested in any earthly relationships. You've been flirting with death, and talking to the darkness that surrounds our finite existence."

Hahaha!! U are right, I’d rather flirt with death than deal with Fuck Bois lately so. I’ll take this reading thanks xx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Pisces make it real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pisces make it real"

Now it makes sense… I love my Pisces x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Pisces make it real

Now it makes sense… I love my Pisces x "

Awww xxxx same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Gemini "

Gemini: Two heads are better than one, and if you defrost your freezer you might even fit three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gemini

Gemini: Two heads are better than one, and if you defrost your freezer you might even fit three."

freaky that’s a job on my list this week

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Pisces make it real"

Why have you missed pisces OP???

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Pisces make it real

Why have you missed pisces OP???"

Leo and Pisces: the answers you seek are in the comments above

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Pisces make it real

Why have you missed pisces OP???

Leo and Pisces: the answers you seek are in the comments above "

I want you to do one specific for me xx

Please

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Sagittarius x"

Sagi here too

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Pisces make it real

Why have you missed pisces OP???

Leo and Pisces: the answers you seek are in the comments above

I want you to do one specific for me xx

Please "

Yazmeen/Pisces: People around you will be impatient and disagreeable this week. Lash out at them. It’s your only chance.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Pisces make it real

Why have you missed pisces OP???

Leo and Pisces: the answers you seek are in the comments above

I want you to do one specific for me xx

Please

Yazmeen/Pisces: People around you will be impatient and disagreeable this week. Lash out at them. It’s your only chance."

Chance for what

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By *ave1963BarnsleyMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Go on then. I'm a Scorpio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gemini

Gemini: Two heads are better than one, and if you defrost your freezer you might even fit three."

That's tomorrow's job then! Ty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God i hope it's better than last weeks!

Gemini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancer. X

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By *drian Hardthrob OP   Man
over a year ago

Worcester


"Go on then. I'm a Scorpio. "

Scorpio: When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. That’s really all you can do in the cold face of an unknown future while the heat of a scorched past blisters your back.

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