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By *rAitch OP   Man
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I live in part of a 19th century Gothic manor house which is on the edge of a wood.

On an evening as dusk falls, I can look out of my window and watch the bats give a flying display until it gets dark.

A couple of nights ago, after a very long day - I had been up since 5.30am and this was at 1am - I was dozing on the sofa in front of the telly when I could have sworn I saw a bat fly two laps of my lounge. I went into my hallway and into the other rooms, but no sign of it. All doors and windows were closed.

Yesterday I did a thorough search of my flat and still no sign of it.

So, I'm now paranoid that there is a bat hiding somewhere, which if not found and coaxed outside will die, and I'm also paranoid that there was never a bat in the first place and I was seeing things due to extreme tiredness and my meds.

I suppose it's a Scrodinger's bat! Is it there or isn't it? Is it alive and dead at the same time?

It's enough to drive me batty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry about it OP. I lived somewhere that had bats fly into the sitting room and then out again after a while on a few occasions. They know how to find their way around.

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By *rAitch OP   Man
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I can only assume it came down the chimney and got out the same way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aawwww I love bats!! As my latest tattoo confirms

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Perhaps it turned into mist…

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Don't think you've anything to worry about, as their sonar is awesome, if there's any way out, a bat will find it.

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By *rAitch OP   Man
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm not really worried. I just wanted to use the Scrodinger's Bat joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your first sentence sounds like the beginning of a story. 'For hundreds of years I have walked these floors....'

Hope your bat gets out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bats , jealous as we don't have them round our way

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

You'll know if you've got bats in your room, they don't stop moving!

I once had one in and it took me an hour to catch it with a fishing net to get it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably gone but if there's a batmobile parked outside you'd best be careful!!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I wasn't aware we had them, till I saw a d*unk bird flying round our building. I was told later that it was a bat.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire


"I wasn't aware we had them, till I saw a d*unk bird flying round our building. I was told later that it was a bat."

What a great description of a bat!

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