FabSwingers.com forum: If your ex came with a warning label

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would it say

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Iron flat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iron flat! "

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

DO NOT TOUCH...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Volatile substance

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Out of Order.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Out of Order."

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Spontaneous human combustion

Because he was full of shit!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Toxic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dangerous & volatile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spontaneous human combustion

Because he was full of shit!

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brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exit This Way

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Pretty OK really, you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Exit This Way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get wet after midnight

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't get wet after midnight "
sounds cryptic xx

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

Don't overwind.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Requires adult supervision.....

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Watch out for flying ashtrays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

green eye’d abusive monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"green eye’d abusive monster "
not nice hope things are good now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker "
take it you fell out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go near me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not touch!

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Needs an Escort - Literally

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Feckin mental when they get older...makes teenagers look sane

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Run as fast as you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I sometimes think I know what I want but then I will change my mind and then after a period of time I will try to get you back again because I will regret losing you and feel sorry for myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns "
good afternoon Tom very concise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/08/21 18:11:36]

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

East Devon and London

Abandon hope all that enter here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns good afternoon Tom very concise

Thank you mate… What times the bar open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

view through scope

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

May contain nuts

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Toxic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"green eye’d abusive monster not nice hope things are good now xx

Yer I very good now thanks he long gone Just staying single for now!

if a bar person remembered my drink it was cos he was doing me !!& I’d get battered on the way home

some people are evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker take it you fell out

He was/is emotionally abusive, so yes.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Addicted to credit cards!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run the fuck away, as fast as you can

Toxic

Danger

Massive fuckarding wanker take it you fell out

He was/is emotionally abusive, so yes."

people can be so evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs a mother

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

87% Alcohol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Warning: Not tolerant of anybody else's opinions or feelings. Toxic. Do not touch. Risk of causing bankruptcy.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Don’t believe her

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"11 Months after Expiry Date, will scream at you in the street for daring to talk to a female friend. Will neglect to say that she dumped you for someone richer".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends on which ex…

My daughters mum is a good friend and a nice person

So hers Would be a handle with care sticker

My ex wife on the other hand was nuts.

That would say, beware of irritation, prickly to the touch and liable to leave nasty burns good afternoon Tom very concise

Thank you mate… What times the bar open

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Don't know yet Tom got 14 kids and a wife to feed will keep you informed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body work good for age.

Highly volatile when rattled.

Rationality not included.

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By *lack_alembicMan
over a year ago

City centre

"Don’t believe her"

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not suitable for human consumption

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Not so bad actually but not the one you need."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Section me

And KEEP AWAY

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

Treat with respect and decency else.

Lot of Ex hatred in this thread #NotAllExs

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 22/08/21 20:35:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narcissist and paedophile, avoid at all costs.

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By *outhwalesbbwWoman
over a year ago

Bridgend,

Liar,can't trust,serial cheat

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

"Narcissist and paedophile, avoid at all costs. "

Was he convicted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Narcissist and paedophile, avoid at all costs.

Was he convicted?"

Unfortunately not, as it was a historical case there wasn’t enough physical evidence. X

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Avoid standing downwind after salad has been consumed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thief,liar and cheat. Avoid at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat with respect and decency else.

Lot of Ex hatred in this thread #NotAllExs"

All my exes were absolute bastards

(laughing so I don’t cry…)

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

"What would it say

Move on don't worry about it hey we all have faults it just wasn't meant to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Risk to life!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Mine would say.

Nothing to see here,move along!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poison

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Comes in only one colour. Beige!

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By *ark RumMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Use at your own perel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corrosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Toxic "

Same

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By *ittleteaseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Good luck

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look beyond the tits & lipgloss

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Supervision required.

Handle with care. Volatile and corrosive.

Damage to ears may occur.

Risk assessment needed. Avoid at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”"

Whoaaaa

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

Whoaaaa

Bullet dodged.

She was pregnant 2 weeks after we broke up.

Repeat. Bullet. Dodged.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Achtung!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

Whoaaaa

Bullet dodged.

She was pregnant 2 weeks after we broke up.

Repeat. Bullet. Dodged."

Gosh, the girl moved in her very own fast lane

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

"“She’s trying to get pregnant and is lying to you about contraception”

Whoaaaa

Bullet dodged.

She was pregnant 2 weeks after we broke up.

Repeat. Bullet. Dodged.

Gosh, the girl moved in her very own fast lane

Certainly does! The dad wants nothing to do with her but she’s got a council house now. The system works

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Take responsibilty for your own choices" maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Substance hazardous to health

Toxic

May contain nuts

Cheatingbscumbagcunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn't carry a warning label as she wouldn't be approved by the relevant authorities in the first place to be allowed out in public.

Ouch! That is salty of me.

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By *andy_CaneCouple
over a year ago

Orgasm Quay

Proceed with caution I have a dark side

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