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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

8 huge plastic crates.

4 full of shoes

2 full of bags

1 full of long sleeved tops

1 full of stockings

Oh and occasionally two cats.hiding from the vac

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"8 huge plastic crates.

4 full of shoes

2 full of bags

1 full of long sleeved tops

1 full of stockings

Oh and occasionally two cats.hiding from the vac "
lol made me smile whats under your bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 guitar cases and assorted boxes of leads and stands. A Sinclair spectrum +2 and a couple of boxes of games for it. One for the geeks among you!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"3 guitar cases and assorted boxes of leads and stands. A Sinclair spectrum +2 and a couple of boxes of games for it. One for the geeks among you!"

For a girlie one you're such a boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following theme of answer above...

50 or 60 old books - spy thrillers

My summer holiday clothes

2 large boxes of Durex

3 Bottles of "play" lub

4 Remote controls - cuz i keep losing them

1 book on "how to make your biceps bigger" by Arnie (thats old lol back to my youth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two empty suitcases only because I've not had a minute to put them back up the loft !! My toys and underwear are in box on top shelf off built in wardrobes

I've gutted my house in an attempt to clear my clutter clear my head and it's working minimalistic is not the word for my house at minute even kids bedrooms have nothing in them now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret stash of Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant fit anything under our bed, its a divan, but draws full of coathangers, tops of wardrobes well thats another thread. Hubby a womble,!!!!! Not weeble lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 copy of the Beano and a couple of Dandy, my pea shooter and a slingshot

Oh wait.... that was 10 year old me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is a divan with two big drawers..one side is clean bedding and the other is my toys and dress up stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing....but my wardrobes a whole new story....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two storage boxes, assorted folders containing paperwork, a full set of golf clubs, a pair of golf shoes and two boxes of golf balls. Oh and most likely about a million and one dust bunnys :/

Amazing what crap you can hide under a bed isn't it lol :o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 guitar cases and assorted boxes of leads and stands. A Sinclair spectrum +2 and a couple of boxes of games for it. One for the geeks among you!

For a girlie one you're such a boy! "

Its only there cos my wardrobe is full of frocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

picking up on "wardrobes" though is a different matter i agree

mine has a total vidieo filming set up so i can film all of my sexual expolits which i am compiling into a 3 hour documentary on - the best ways to use your cock whilst balancing on one leg and juggling plates ...... oh come you didnt think id be serious did you

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Got about a hundred pairs of assorted shoes under my bed, a printer and a couple of bags of me to you bears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My secret stasih of Lego "

I love Lego ....can I come and play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a divan with drawers. It's in storage at the moment though so there's nothing in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just crap and lots of it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head. "

Oooh like the sound of what's under your bed!

Got loads of storage boxes that contain bedding, photos and 2 that have some of my 'sexy' lingerie in.

Books that I haven't got round to reading yet.

2 cases full of toys and bits & bobs.

Can't fit anything else underneath and believe me, I have tried.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Nothing. Can't be doing with clutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck all.... Since the ex cleared all her stuff out from there...

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Two surf boards and load of boxes of Winchester silvers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... there's about 10 pleastic storage boxes full of stuff I can't part with ... and I'm not evena hoarder ... my rule is if it doesn't make me smile ... it goes ... must just smile a lot I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can get under it but have draws full of my underwear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A box of old paperbacks, and two storage drawers of sheets and towels.

Some shoes , and too much fluff

Need to get that vacuum cleaner out again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two storage boxes, assorted folders containing paperwork, a full set of golf clubs, a pair of golf shoes and two boxes of golf balls. Oh and most likely about a million and one dust bunnys :/

Amazing what crap you can hide under a bed isn't it lol :o)"

wow I didn't know about any of that

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not a thing under my bed

My spare bed is a divan and has 4 drawers all containing bedding..

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I have an ottoman bed .. so everything shoes pillows winter quilt probably a dead rabbit its not been fed in 12mths or more.

sexy underwear that never gets worn..as one needs a reason to wear it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 standard lamps,

A roll of wallpaper,

3 suitcases (all full with bedding and clothes)

A small stepladder,

3 rolls of wrapping paper

12 pairs of shoes all in boxes

A briefcase

A bag of wires

2 PC monitors

A PC keyboard

Not much room for anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2 standard lamps,

A roll of wallpaper,

3 suitcases (all full with bedding and clothes)

A small stepladder,

3 rolls of wrapping paper

12 pairs of shoes all in boxes

A briefcase

A bag of wires

2 PC monitors

A PC keyboard

Not much room for anything else "
How big is your bed ,,, super super king.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is a divan with two big drawers..one side is clean bedding and the other is my toys and dress up stuff "

Snap! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suitcase, various storage boxes with bedding in, shoes and trainers in a line ( OCD syndrome lol), iPhone charger lead and a book about factory records

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head. "

can i come and look under yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head.

can i come and look under yours? "
yes love you to come look in my drawers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head.

can i come and look under yours? yes love you to come look in my drawers. "

It's not the draws under your bed I want to look in ... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head.

can i come and look under yours? yes love you to come look in my drawers.

It's not the draws under your bed I want to look in ... Lol"
well you better look out or i may get all kinky on you and tie you up , And eat whipped cream off your bits , lol

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london

madeline mccann,inappropriate i know but sometimes these threads bring out the worst in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head.

can i come and look under yours? yes love you to come look in my drawers.

It's not the draws under your bed I want to look in ... Lol well you better look out or i may get all kinky on you and tie you up , And eat whipped cream off your bits , lol "

Promises promises lol xx

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By *ecretquestCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside


"Just crap and lots of it"

eew!! is that your idea of an onsuite

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By *uggers nemesisCouple
over a year ago

london


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head.

can i come and look under yours? yes love you to come look in my drawers. "

now thats an offer i cant refuse,i will give them a full inspection xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My secret stasih of Lego

I love Lego ....can I come and play "

Yes, you can play with or I'll bring it to you

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing as I can't put anything under it...and have no storage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fitting a carpet In this gay couples bedroom I moved the bed only to find a blindfold- pot of rush and a half empty pack of condoms ! One of the guys walked in as I had said items in my hand and asked if I'd like to try them !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing bar a little dust. its a divan to the floor .......

Got me "mucky things" in me drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my makeup in bits after my wonderful children ransacked my draws this morning pppfffftttt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fitting a carpet In this gay couples bedroom I moved the bed only to find a blindfold- pot of rush and a half empty pack of condoms ! One of the guys walked in as I had said items in my hand and asked if I'd like to try them !!!!! "

AND ........ ?

c'mon ya can't leave it there

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By *luespartanMan
over a year ago

crawley

back editions of "mens health" mag and dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a rule nothing at all, but since packing some house stuff to de-clutter it has a load of boxes under it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of storage boxes oh and a under the mattress bondage restraint system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was gonna say "a poo" but thought it was a little personal

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

gorgeous shoes made in brazil lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got the little tool to prise the bricks apart? If not you'll need strong teeth....I could never do it ! ?..if not I'll see if I have one lurking under my bed lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" gorgeous shoes made in brazil lol "
wow i bet thay are lovely . x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head. "

under my bed are several pairs of shoes... a laptop bag which carries my whip, paddles, cuffs,and other sex toys to my meets. God help the mugger if I ever get mugged!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fitting a carpet In this gay couples bedroom I moved the bed only to find a blindfold- pot of rush and a half empty pack of condoms ! One of the guys walked in as I had said items in my hand and asked if I'd like to try them !!!!!

AND ........ ?

c'mon ya can't leave it there "
Sorry nothing hapened ! Lol I was to young and innocent just a bit embarrassed .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Following theme of answer above...

50 or 60 old books - spy thrillers

My summer holiday clothes

2 large boxes of Durex

3 Bottles of "play" lub

4 Remote controls - cuz i keep losing them

1 book on "how to make your biceps bigger" by Arnie (thats old lol back to my youth)

"

Do you have the feather men by chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got the little tool to prise the bricks apart? If not you'll need strong teeth....I could never do it ! ?..if not I'll see if I have one lurking under my bed lol "

I have that tool! Does this mean I can come and play too, as 'the useful one'?

Under my bed are 4 storage boxes (L-R knickers, socks, long pjs, and short pjs and nighties) craft ideas and paperwork I don't need regular access to for my work, a Hello Kitty memory box from my trip to Japan, a Celebrations box of homeless 'stuff' and a pile of posters and stuff I really need to stick on my walls!

My naughty stuff is in the draws in my wardrobe, under my bedding

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

You really.... really dont want to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got the little tool to prise the bricks apart? If not you'll need strong teeth....I could never do it ! ?..if not I'll see if I have one lurking under my bed lol "
yes I have but it's just as quick use my teeth ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got the little tool to prise the bricks apart? If not you'll need strong teeth....I could never do it ! ?..if not I'll see if I have one lurking under my bed lol

I have that tool! Does this mean I can come and play too, as 'the useful one'?

Under my bed are 4 storage boxes (L-R "
you can play

As well .. All ways wanted a 3 some and Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under my bed? secret crisps, chocolate and haribo stash ...... and a single guy or two. (I wish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant fit anything under our bed, its a divan, but draws full of coathangers, tops of wardrobes well thats another thread. Hubby a womble,!!!!! Not weeble lol xx"

Why is hubby and a womble under your bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got the little tool to prise the bricks apart? If not you'll need strong teeth....I could never do it ! ?..if not I'll see if I have one lurking under my bed lol

I have that tool! Does this mean I can come and play too, as 'the useful one'?

Under my bed are 4 storage boxes (L-R you can play

As well .. All ways wanted a 3 some and

Lego "

A 3some AND Lego? I've died and gone to heaven....Brightu....you're official brick separator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duvets x2 (spare and winter one)

Suitcases inside each other a la russian doll style

Books x lots all read but wot I will read again. The written word is too important to bin....

And the last person to say "oooh whats under your bed?". In two suitcases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head. "
. You can add me to your toy list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So whats under yours ... There s a bondage system under my four poster bed and my red heels and sex toys whips all sorts of erotic things in my drawers and you Cant see as have a marching cover go around the bottom of bed . As a kid i hated under my bed at home. I would think there was all sorts going on under there in my head. . You can add me to your toy list "
Yes ok ... xx as long as you can take it mmmmm the cream and ice and choc sauce and licks all over , lol xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Under my bed is some storage boxes and a gap for where the pooch likes to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got the little tool to prise the bricks apart? If not you'll need strong teeth....I could never do it ! ?..if not I'll see if I have one lurking under my bed lol

I have that tool! Does this mean I can come and play too, as 'the useful one'?

Under my bed are 4 storage boxes (L-R you can play

As well .. All ways wanted a 3 some and

Lego

A 3some AND Lego? I've died and gone to heaven....Brightu....you're official brick separator "

Love it I will get the Lego play mat out

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By *heCrowAndButterflyCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"Mine is a divan with two big drawers..one side is clean bedding and the other is my toys and dress up stuff "

Same here, teehee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Gimp, best check he's still there Oop's hehe

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