FabSwingers.com forum: The fab mansion.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To combat the Fab curse of location, we’re building a mansion in the centre of the country, complete with helipads.

What are you hoping for in the mansion?

I’ll start with a pool.

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By *haron7540Woman
over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall

Hot tub please x

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Hot tub and cake.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heels as a compulsorily

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

Nice Spa, it’s why I like Infusions, don’t care about socialising, I just use the spa facilities hehe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of naughty couples and some sexy women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of elegant four poster beds, so much better for securing restraints than the modern equivalents.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heels as a compulsorily "

I will enjoy seeing all the men tottering round in their heels.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of elegant four poster beds, so much better for securing restraints than the modern equivalents.

Oh yes

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By *r and Mrs A HornyCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Disco room

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

A dungeon please. With all the accoutrements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heels as a compulsorily

I will enjoy seeing all the men tottering round in their heels. "

Ha ha sorry for the women compulsory

Men optional ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want huge walk in wardrobes with lots of mirrors

That’s where us girls can get ready and sexied up

For the boys (and other girls if that’s what ur into) xxx

Also it’d be the perfect gossip room

a safe place for us to discuss about all the pretty Ds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want huge walk in wardrobes with lots of mirrors

That’s where us girls can get ready and sexied up

For the boys (and other girls if that’s what ur into) xxx

Also it’d be the perfect gossip room

a safe place for us to discuss about all the pretty Ds

*closets

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A library, like Belle's in Beauty and the Beast filled floor to ceiling with books galore and a whole range of erotica and sextbooks.

And nooks and crannies where you can explore each other's nooks and crannies.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

A dance studio where I can slip into Lycra and have a fab dance class x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Heels as a compulsorily

I will enjoy seeing all the men tottering round in their heels.

Ha ha sorry for the women compulsory

Men optional ha ha "

Not a chance

. Barefoot, beautiful and natural

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dance studio where I can slip into Lycra and have a fab dance class x"

Can I join? I want to learn some good dance moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A library, like Belle's in Beauty and the Beast filled floor to ceiling with books galore and a whole range of erotica and sextbooks.

And nooks and crannies where you can explore each other's nooks and crannies."

Ohh yes to both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dance studio where I can slip into Lycra and have a fab dance class x"

It’s going to have to be MASSIVE! Well all be there to watch you move, errr learn to dance I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donuts.

Pool, hot tubs, restraint friendly beds big enough for 6 and a library. You people already built the things I would want.

Maybe a toy room. One for the littles who like that and another one where everything is laid out well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A buffet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinema room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cinema room

Great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

Said it at the same time

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Sauna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of huge mirrors like a French chateaux.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Pop corn machine

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A games room

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"A dance studio where I can slip into Lycra and have a fab dance class x

Can I join? I want to learn some good dance moves

Of course you can! All welcome

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"A dance studio where I can slip into Lycra and have a fab dance class x

It’s going to have to be MASSIVE! Well all be there to watch you move, errr learn to dance I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

Oooh this mansion is starting to look AMAZE!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop corn machine "

Buttery salty pop corns for me plssss x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Michellin star kitchen that also does fast food and snacks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

Oooh this mansion is starting to look AMAZE!!! X

One day, when I win the lottery

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Snooker table....so a few balls will be sunk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large grounds with a river or a lake. A waterfall would be great but I'll settle for a body of water. All that alfresco fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

Oooh this mansion is starting to look AMAZE!!! X

One day, when I win the lottery

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you can provide flights too? Some of us live very far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

Oooh this mansion is starting to look AMAZE!!! X

One day, when I win the lottery

you can provide flights too? Some of us live very far away"

We have our own helipad and helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cinema! Huge squishy sofas. Disney in the day, erotic movies at night

Oooh this mansion is starting to look AMAZE!!! X

One day, when I win the lottery

you can provide flights too? Some of us live very far away

We have our own helipad and helicopter

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Well then I will pack accordingly and bring my own books. You will find me rolling from the library to the pool

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea and cake

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can I make some requests for the grounds? I'd like a massive open lawn area, a wood, a small river, a couple of walled gardens and an outdoor tap with both hot and cold water please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dungeon please. With all the accoutrements "

I second this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for a room where nobody can talk. A tranquil quiet room to escape when your rectum has taken too much of a pounding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I make some requests for the grounds? I'd like a massive open lawn area, a wood, a small river, a couple of walled gardens and an outdoor tap with both hot and cold water please."

Can we have mini golf too ? Just because it's funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo can we have a gym please

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh can we have a dress up room too, lots of sexy lingerie and costumes to tease with xx

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

A dance floor, please, and a DJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On-site baristas and a wide selection of artisan pastries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I make some requests for the grounds? I'd like a massive open lawn area, a wood, a small river, a couple of walled gardens and an outdoor tap with both hot and cold water please."

Hot AND cold water... kinky fucker

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

A pizza oven!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for a room where nobody can talk. A tranquil quiet room to escape when your rectum has taken too much of a pounding.

Hehehe

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A koi pond and meditation area in the grounds.....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I make some requests for the grounds? I'd like a massive open lawn area, a wood, a small river, a couple of walled gardens and an outdoor tap with both hot and cold water please.

Can we have mini golf too ? Just because it's funny.

Weirdo

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can I make some requests for the grounds? I'd like a massive open lawn area, a wood, a small river, a couple of walled gardens and an outdoor tap with both hot and cold water please.

Hot AND cold water... kinky fucker

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panic room in case it gets all to much !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A panic room in case it gets all to much !"

A quiet room, with soft floofy blankets, squishy sofas, and a butler on tap to bring you chamomile tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of them taps that boils water instantly

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A ghost every mansion needs a ghost...to put the Willy's up folk...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a gym please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A ghost every mansion needs a ghost...to put the Willy's up folk...

I don’t think we’re going to need a ghost to help with that, there will be willies up all over the place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panic room in case it gets all to much !

A quiet room, with soft floofy blankets, squishy sofas, and a butler on tap to bring you chamomile tea. "
sounds so appealing x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Big shag pile rugs silk sheets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

An Eden Project/Centre Parcs style huge glass dome, with a tropical feel...

Ooh, and

A large reception room, with a huge stone fireplace, panelled walls, opulent furnishings, a grand piano, large sofas and chaise lounge... deep carpets, chandeliers...

Ooh, and can the dancefloor have a gallery around it please, for easy spotting... And a sweeping staircase for grand entrances as well as bannister slides

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Eden Project/Centre Parcs style huge glass dome, with a tropical feel...

Ooh, and

A large reception room, with a huge stone fireplace, panelled walls, opulent furnishings, a grand piano, large sofas and chaise lounge... deep carpets, chandeliers...

Ooh, and can the dancefloor have a gallery around it please, for easy spotting... And a sweeping staircase for grand entrances as well as bannister slides

Yes to all the above! Especially the staircase and bannister slides

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

Liar

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A moat to keep folk out.....or in....

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

Liar

I shall supervise you very closely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

Only rubdowns

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Big outside grill area.

Swim up bar

Brewery and distillery and vineyard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, also stables so we can go for a ride (on a horse, perves!)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

Only rubdowns

I'll rub any way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

Only rubdowns

I'll rub any way

Down a bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

Only rubdowns

I'll rub any way

Down a bit

as you wish

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

An AI built-in throughout the whole place, which can seize a random person (or people) at any time without warning and trap them in a sex swing for anyone and everyone to have as they please... until the AI selects its next subject/victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo communal shower area??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

We wouldn’t want any sore muscle after a workout would we? Thank you for thinking of offers well-being

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

A big gate and fence to keep out all the unmentionables lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can we have a gym please

Can we have a gym with a viewing area?

Just to specify....

Oh yes, good idea (you perve

)

Me? I was thinking of your needs

I'll just be there to supervise

And offering feedback

You spelt rubdowns wrong

We wouldn’t want any sore muscle after a workout would we? Thank you for thinking of offers well-being

I'm a sweetie.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Ooooo communal shower area?? "

Yes! Lather me up x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Kennels and Stables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A buffet spread to rival the ones at the best Las Vegas hotels/casinos - Available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A buffet spread to rival the ones at the best Las Vegas hotels/casinos - Available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Ma man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A buffet spread to rival the ones at the best Las Vegas hotels/casinos - Available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Ma man "

Yeah...you know what I'm talking about!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A buffet spread to rival the ones at the best Las Vegas hotels/casinos - Available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Plus room service of course

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over a year ago

"A buffet spread to rival the ones at the best Las Vegas hotels/casinos - Available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Plus room service of course

Butler service!!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Manicurist obviously

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Good hedges.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Big outside grill area.

Swim up bar

Brewery and distillery and vineyard"

I agree.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Water slides

A milking table or two

A brandy and cigar room where we dress like victorians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big pot of tea and a buxom made lemon drizzle cake.

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Sunshine and warm nights guaranteed??

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Skylights so we can see the moon and stars

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Rooftop infinity pool

Laundry/tailor room (for repairs and customising)

Separate male and female-only rooms (NOT for gossiping!

)

Large dark rooms - mixed, male only and female only

Proper icy plunge pools outside saunas and steam rooms, plus a few ice drop showers randomly dotted about, inside AND out

24hr crèche for those that can’t get a sitter

Chill out kitten and puppy rooms (no sexy time in here, obvs)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Heels as a compulsorily "

That's me out then

I'd like a dungeon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rooms with large beds and walk-in double showers with glass walls. (Where is the hotel that has those, by the way? I’ve forgotten.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo communal shower area??

Yes! Lather me up x"

Only if you return the favour

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Top floor to be set up open plan with a giant observatory type glass dome...

...directly over a giant and super comfy bed, which is surrounded by sofas...

For... erm... watching the stars?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Top floor to be set up open plan with a giant observatory type glass dome...

...directly over a giant and super comfy bed, which is surrounded by sofas...

For... erm... watching the stars?

Love this idea

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"An AI built-in throughout the whole place, which can seize a random person (or people) at any time without warning and trap them in a sex swing for anyone and everyone to have as they please... until the AI selects its next subject/victim.

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

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.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cinema room that has a reclining double bed, duvet and cup holders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

What if they are in the middle of something with someone else

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

Have to consider these things....

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over a year ago

What about having a giant floor area that is made from trampolines and we play tag

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

What if they are in the middle of something with someone else

.. it becomes part of the excitement and fun - especially if the AI decides both will be seized in flagrante delicto..

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over a year ago

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

Have to consider these things...."

What if the AI learns and want to get involved in the debauchery

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

What if they are in the middle of something with someone else

.. it becomes part of the excitement and fun - especially if the AI decides both will be seized in flagrante delicto..

Ya'll never watched Terminator? You're asking for trouble

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

.. or triggered by sufficient nominations in a suggestion box.

Slight, tiny issue with this..... if the AI can go anywhere.... and grab anyone at any time..... what if they're having a poo?

Aah okay, well I suppose the loos could be safe zones then.

What if they are in the middle of something with someone else

.. it becomes part of the excitement and fun - especially if the AI decides both will be seized in flagrante delicto..

Ya'll never watched Terminator? You're asking for trouble "

Trouble = excitement = fun

"Have to consider these things....

What if the AI learns and want to get involved in the debauchery "

Then I guess that becomes part of the fun... indeed, it could be equipped with a full range of 'attachments'.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Well OP

morning and here are some things I’d like to see

Hopefully it could be a resort if some kind , outdoor pools and indoor, parking so some folks can go dogging in the confines of the property and safely, wooded areas for the outdoorsy people and rooftop bar lounge / dance area and we can walk around and watch the fun oh and a film studio so others can make some private vids or have them played around the resort on screens …. I have lots of ideas ahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manicurist obviously "

So that's the secret to your handsomeness!!

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By *oldiertronixMan
over a year ago

Walsall

A Grand Piano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A millennium falcon in the garden I can steel

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Manicurist obviously

So that's the secret to your handsomeness!!

Got to keep the digits in good order my man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A millennium falcon in the garden I can steel "

I suppose you'll be wanting the flamingoes also.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

A new jokes thread would be nice, hint hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Manicurist obviously

So that's the secret to your handsomeness!!

Got to keep the digits in good order my man

Very nicely trimmed indeed.

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Anyone suggested a dark room yet - Enter at your own risk!!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Big staircase

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sun deck and loungers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Jelly/ mud / oil wrestling rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have a personal chef that does tailored meals and all? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool table

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Can we have a personal chef that does tailored meals and all? X

+1 for this

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