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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooooo my first first time!!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo"

No

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Woooooo my first first time!! "

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim and all xxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One "

Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo.

Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim. I am yet again dipping my toe into the murky waters of this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"first"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. This is wonderful news. What have you done today?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"first"

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo.

Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge*"

Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface"

I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands.

But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee.

Put a coffee in my bumhole please!!

I hope you're Well Jim. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo.

Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now "

Oh he would definitely give me a big one.

*wink wink nudge nudge*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and yo yo yo. Welcome to tonight's Nocturnal Show. Let's nocturnal!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo.

Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now

Oh he would definitely give me a big one.

*wink wink nudge nudge*"

Always go large, that's my advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woooooo my first first time!! "

I never realised. This is quite a night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you "

Haha those people are just a myth. The receptionist has taken the phone off the hook and is having a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you "

I wish.

I always hang up when I hear that I'm 78th in line.

Good evening to you sir!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today?

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Evening Jim et al

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. This is wonderful news. What have you done today?"

Sweet fuck all Jim, sweet fuck all Hope you have had a relaxing Saturday?

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Just hit play on "Gone in 60 seconds".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Hi Jim and lovely nocturnal peeps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Have you made your minds up?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Zappa - apostrophe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

No "

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play."

Grand Magus, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zappa - apostrophe"

Is that for me?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'd have stayed in bed. But you didn't let the rain defeat you. Which is better, wheelchair racing or horse riding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time."

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you

I wish.

I always hang up when I hear that I'm 78th in line.

Good evening to you sir!! "

I'm lucky if I can get a ringtone before about half past nine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?

Yep "

Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play.

Grand Magus, Jim "

You'll have to try again. Bob has won round one of JIM'S SPOTIFY SURPRISE.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you

Haha those people are just a myth. The receptionist has taken the phone off the hook and is having a cuppa "

I knew it!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello campers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all xxc"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I like the way squat. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Other coffees are available for bumholes.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today?"

Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We're going to play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act on my smart smart speaker for about half an hour. Give me an act, and I'll press play.

Grand Magus, Jim

You'll have to try again. Bob has won round one of JIM'S SPOTIFY SURPRISE."

Grand Magus, Jim. There. I said it again

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?

Yep

Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise."

Just swept up a premature boom...

Still BOOM - brave man though Jim! with 65 albums and dozens of bootlegs to choose from it's a risky strategy letting spotify decide!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Have you made your minds up?"

We have settled on a sherry and one last round of kerplunk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/21 22:58:31]"

Twonk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim. I am yet again dipping my toe into the murky waters of this thread "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bearded. They say the devil's water, it ain't so sweet. You don't have to drink right now. But you can dip your feet. Every once in a little while.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'd have stayed in bed. But you didn't let the rain defeat you. Which is better, wheelchair racing or horse riding?"

I'd committed to the wheelchair racing so I didn't feel like I could stay in bed. I didn't go to sleep till after ³ in the morning

Hmmmmmm, difficult to choose which is better. Honestly, I can't choose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you "

Every morning?!

Lemon why do you have to go to the doctor every morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

Ugh it felt so good!! Now I need a Costa coffee up my bumhole with Jimbo.

Sounds like a wonderful day even with all the wetness that came with it. Maybe you can get some more wetness tonight. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Glad you enjoyed your first time, Lemon Jim does owe you a big one now "

I can do big.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?

Yep

Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise."

He's a Crew Slut^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface

I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands.

But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee.

Put a coffee in my bumhole please!!

I hope you're Well Jim. Xx "

Please let me know, what were your hands lubricated with?

I'll give you brown liquid just where you want it. x

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa."

Go back to listening to little mix if it makes you more comfortable Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?

Yep

Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise.

He's a Crew Slut^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw"

I'm ½ way through a twenty minute song.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u7-I8Y_oQZI

This is what I'm listening to. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Go back to listening to little mix if it makes you more comfortable Jim "

I wish I could. But that would break the rules of Jim's Spotify Surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you

Every morning?!

Lemon why do you have to go to the doctor every morning?"

I have a fungal vagina infection Jim it's very bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface

I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands.

But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee.

Put a coffee in my bumhole please!!

I hope you're Well Jim. Xx

Please let me know, what were your hands lubricated with?

I'll give you brown liquid just where you want it. x"

Coconut body oil from Home Bargains!! If you want you can smell my hands? I did oil my fanny and bumhole too.

I am excited for the brown liquid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews."

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim et al "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kop. Have you ever been to Worksop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim! I promise to be around tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreavus. This is wonderful news. What have you done today?

Sweet fuck all Jim, sweet fuck all Hope you have had a relaxing Saturday?"

Nice. I have had a relaxing Saturday. I got up late, standard. Had a coffee and not a bun. Then I had a walk around my local recreation ground.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it."

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it."

Thank you, I will. And the lure of a frappuccino up my poop shute is the extra motivation I needed.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa."

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all xxc

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I like the way you squat. x"

Thank you Jim, I'm getting old though... I can go down but getting up is becoming a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY"

My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack.

I don't mind telling a man to eat my ass but feel a bit uncomfy asking him to lick my crack? What's wrong with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just hit play on "Gone in 60 seconds"."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Swag. I pressed play on Frank Zappa. I hope you're enjoying Gone in 60 Seconds more than I'm enjoying Frank Zappa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY"

Are you sure that's Julie Andrews ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

Thank you, I will. And the lure of a frappuccino up my poop shute is the extra motivation I needed."

Honestly it will be the best day of your life. I am praying your day will come soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down "

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews."

That's more like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron and your lovely bald head. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

Beardybob!! With a great knob.

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over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and all xxc

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. I like the way you squat. x

Thank you Jim, I'm getting old though... I can go down but getting up is becoming a challenge "

I'll give you a hand.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY

My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack.

I don't mind telling a man to eat my ass but feel a bit uncomfy asking him to lick my crack? What's wrong with me?"

I think it's mainly because you have bum fluff

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY

Are you sure that's Julie Andrews ? "

*Nods*

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with."

- I can imagine! how the hell did you end up with the pleated gazelle?!?!

In my defence, apostrophe is pretty catchy and happy go lucky!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with."

When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to....

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go!"

Grand Magus, Jim!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Third time lucky! I hope you like it loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello campers "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beyond. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Beyond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Third time lucky! I hope you like it loud "

You did it, you win round two.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today?

Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. . "

I'm a male.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?

Yep

Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise.

Just swept up a premature boom...

Still BOOM - brave man though Jim! with 65 albums and dozens of bootlegs to choose from it's a risky strategy letting spotify decide!"

You can say that again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello campers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beyond. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface"

Thank you! Virgin nocturnal poster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all. We were trying to decide if we should open another bottle of wine or go to bed.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. Have you made your minds up?

We have settled on a sherry and one last round of kerplunk. "

Good choice. What music are you listening to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello campers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Beyond. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface

Thank you! Virgin nocturnal poster! "

You've very welcome. I do like taking cherries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Beyond."

Hello Beyond

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Woooooo my first first time!!

Cherry popped

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Today has been a very wet, sporty sort of day. Went wheelchair racing in the rain this morning, then soggy horse riding this afternoon. With some nice family time in between, reading nursery rhymes and stories with The Small One

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. I'd have stayed in bed. But you didn't let the rain defeat you. Which is better, wheelchair racing or horse riding?

I'd committed to the wheelchair racing so I didn't feel like I could stay in bed. I didn't go to sleep till after ³ in the morning

Hmmmmmm, difficult to choose which is better. Honestly, I can't choose!"

In that case, you had a lot of wet fun today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Zappa - apostrophe

Is that for me?

Yep

Frank Zappa is going on. But. I'm going to search for Frank Zappa and press play. I don't do any specifics on Jim's Spotify Surprise.

He's a Crew Slut^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YzI6MhPdw"

I'm not just a slut in Crewe.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hello Jimothy!

Hello Nocturnalers!

Did y'all miss me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"first

I bet you are one of the people who manages to get through to their Doctors at 8 o'clock every morning as well aren't you

Every morning?!

Lemon why do you have to go to the doctor every morning?

I have a fungal vagina infection Jim it's very bad"

No wonder you want that coffee up your bum.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with.

When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to....

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

"

A personal favourite featuring the immortal lines "i caught it from the toilet seat... i caught it from the toilet seat... it jumped right up, and grabbed my meat"

Sorry once again jim (mortified_face)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"first

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon I love your confidence. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface

I am honoured! I didn't think I'd make it as my hands are oily and my phone was slipping out of my hands.

But yay, tiny 1st face for meeeee.

Put a coffee in my bumhole please!!

I hope you're Well Jim. Xx

Please let me know, what were your hands lubricated with?

I'll give you brown liquid just where you want it. x

Coconut body oil from Home Bargains!! If you want you can smell my hands? I did oil my fanny and bumhole too.

I am excited for the brown liquid. "

Oil be there!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hello Jimothy!

Hello Nocturnalers!

Did y'all miss me? "

Who said that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

Thank you, I will. And the lure of a frappuccino up my poop shute is the extra motivation I needed."

I'm a frappy chappy. Especially when there's bumholes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo

No

Don't be Sadface, Leo. Be happy for Lemon. She's a nocturnal champion for the very first time.

I am happy for Lemon, she's given me hope that I can climb that mountain one day, like a hairy chested Julie Andrews.

If I can do it, you can do it. You've just got to put your back into it.

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/bW92agO2NxY

My neck, my back. Lick my pussy and my crack.

I don't mind telling a man to eat my ass but feel a bit uncomfy asking him to lick my crack? What's wrong with me?"

Ask your doctor at eight in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Beardybob!! With a great knob. "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with.

- I can imagine! how the hell did you end up with the pleated gazelle?!?!

In my defence, apostrophe is pretty catchy and happy go lucky!"

That's the way it goes on Jim's Spotify Surprise.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go!"

Try looking up: 'De Futura" by Magma... it's brilliantly dark.

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Just jumping in to say "Hello Jim"

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with.

When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to....

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

"

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did something that's unusual for me today.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Jimothy!

Hello Nocturnalers!

Did y'all miss me?

Who said that?! "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I did something that's unusual for me today."

You didn't have any cola drink?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Builder. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a big Builder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did something that's unusual for me today.

You didn't have any cola drink?"

No. But cola was involved, sort of.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy!

Hello Nocturnalers!

Did y'all miss me? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Of course I missed you. I'm glad you're here in time for the midnight hour.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Hello Jimothy!

Hello Nocturnalers!

Did y'all miss me?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Of course I missed you. I'm glad you're here in time for the midnight hour. "

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just jumping in to say "Hello Jim"

Xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Jump around! How are you feeling? x

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you know what. I do not like nocturnalling with Frank Zappa.

Hangs head in shame... sadface

Sorry Jim... I feel like I've let everyone down

Haha. It's not that I don't like Frank Zappa. But he's hard work to nocturnal with.

When you go for your stand up wee, you could always listen to....

Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A

A personal favourite featuring the immortal lines "i caught it from the toilet seat... i caught it from the toilet seat... it jumped right up, and grabbed my meat"

Sorry once again jim (mortified_face)"

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Beardybob!! With a great knob.

Yes!"

it would be immodest to comment...

But eeee - thanks very much!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I did something that's unusual for me today.

You didn't have any cola drink?

No. But cola was involved, sort of."

You went OUT out?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Builder. He's a big Builder."

*Waves*

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Sauntering in for a Saturday hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's time for round two of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'm listening to that act. For around thirty minutes. Go!

Try looking up: 'De Futura" by Magma... it's brilliantly dark. "

Didn't De Futura play for up front for Chelsea in the late nineties?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today?

Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. .

I'm a male. "

Yes you are Jim and so am I . It is near the midnight hour. I am hoping for mail from females or couples

So that envelope at top of app turns white

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimothy!

Hello Nocturnalers!

Did y'all miss me?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Of course I missed you. I'm glad you're here in time for the midnight hour.

Twonk "

You know me so well!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening by the way, Bob. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

Beardybob!! With a great knob. "

Why thankyou

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface"
don't think goodness had anything to do with it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did something that's unusual for me today.

You didn't have any cola drink?

No. But cola was involved, sort of.

You went OUT out? "

No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello "

Hello lovely Lois

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Evening all x "
hi little star

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello

Hello lovely Lois "

Hello Mrs KC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I did something that's unusual for me today.

You didn't have any cola drink?

No. But cola was involved, sort of.

You went OUT out?

No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up."

Goodness gracious! Was the seat mucky? Or broken? Did you get your aim right? Did you remember to do the thing where you shake the drips off? SO many questions!

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 21/08/21 23:54:42]

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 21/08/21 23:54:42]"

Darn that branded name! You drank cola and used a urinal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. "

The Higsons

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. "
keeny wayne shepard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. How are you, you sauntering lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. "

Elvis

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour? "

It's been a tough night for nocturnaling!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour? "

It was okay. It was a bit much after Frank Zappa. It's Frank's fault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour?

It's been a tough night for nocturnaling! "

It really has.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London


"Sauntering in for a Saturday hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. How are you, you sauntering lady?"

I am grand thanks Jim. I was naughty and had a waffle this afternoon. Opposed to my normal waffling.

Football tomorrow so a day of chores.

How have you been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Evening Estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play.

The Higsons "

The Higsons it is.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all x hi little star"

Hi Bill - what’s new with you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all x

Evening Estella "

Hello nibbler!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all on the forums tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, GJB. How was your Saturday day today?

Just house work . . Even phone has been silent tonight . No notifications of messages etc . No mail on here. .

I'm a male.

Yes you are Jim and so am I . It is near the midnight hour. I am hoping for mail from females or couples

So that envelope at top of app turns white "

Good luck.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman
over a year ago

London

Happy midnight!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Jim, did you enjoy your Viking metal half hour?

It was okay. It was a bit much after Frank Zappa. It's Frank's fault."

I've seen Grand Magus live and I was right at the front

My favourite song is "Everyday There's a Battle to Fight". It resonates with me a lot (yes, I'm probably the only person alive who gets soppy over such a track

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Giddy up jimmy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x

Evening Estella

Hello nibbler!!"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I did something that's unusual for me today."

When you had a bath, you shaved your right bollock, but not the left one?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Evening all x hi little star

Hi Bill - what’s new with you? "
not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface don't think goodness had anything to do with it "

Your moustache is all the goodness I need on a Saturday night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. It's the midnight hour. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all x hi little star

Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, "

I shall do a rain dance for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. It's the midnight hour. x"

Shall I turn my head away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the midnight hour. Decided to just have the 4 bottles, the first three were Estrella lager the last one is a Casillera del Diablo Merlot

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Evening all x hi little star

Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days,

I shall do a rain dance for you. "
pictures or it won't work

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Evening all x hi little star

Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days,

I shall do a rain dance for you. pictures or it won't work "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think some music is in order

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Darlings how are we all?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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over a year ago


"I did something that's unusual for me today.

You didn't have any cola drink?

No. But cola was involved, sort of.

You went OUT out?

No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up.

Goodness gracious! Was the seat mucky? Or broken? Did you get your aim right? Did you remember to do the thing where you shake the drips off? SO many questions! "

My toilet is in fine working order. I had a shower earlier. I needed to pee while in the shower. I pee'd in the shower. When I say shower what I of course mean is, I pee'd in my bath. Outrageous indoor behaviour.

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over a year ago


"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play. keeny wayne shepard"

Better luck next time.

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over a year ago


"Evening all x hi little star

Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days,

I shall do a rain dance for you. "

Please do, I'm sick of waiting. Every time it gets to the point that the forecast says it is about to rain, they change it last minute to dry. Too warm.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Thank goodness you're here. Smileyface don't think goodness had anything to do with it

Your moustache is all the goodness I need on a Saturday night."
for a limited time only

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over a year ago


"It's time for round three of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me an act, I'll listen to that act. For about half an hour. No specific tracks or albums. I'll put the act on my Spotify and press play.

Elvis"

Beyond, I wish you had won. Please do play again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I did something that's unusual for me today.

You didn't have any cola drink?

No. But cola was involved, sort of.

You went OUT out?

No. I'll give you a clue. I had a wee, stood up.

Goodness gracious! Was the seat mucky? Or broken? Did you get your aim right? Did you remember to do the thing where you shake the drips off? SO many questions!

My toilet is in fine working order. I had a shower earlier. I needed to pee while in the shower. I pee'd in the shower. When I say shower what I of course mean is, I pee'd in my bath. Outrageous indoor behaviour."

Heaven's above, Jim! Watersports in your own bathroom - golly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you didn't get a response, my sincerest apologies. I have run out of internet paper. Please do join in on the next nocturnal thread.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

We are now into another day . . Late morning for me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Evening all x hi little star

Hi Bill - what’s new with you? not a lot, waiting on the rain , they said it was coming for the ev last three days, "

Rain - Status Quo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_mHSGlyRa0

Rain - The Cult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5b_0QB0wI

Rain - Madonna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15kWlTrpt5k

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim thinks I'm a rascal

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