FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s ark

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is off on a voyage to a Covid free desert island.

It’s 2 by 2 so who you bringing and what skills can you offer for our survival

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I'll bring me, have a nursing and farming background... can stitch you up or skin you for food... whatever we need

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over a year ago

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll bring McGyver and Sandra Bullock. My skills include starting a fire by rubbing a woman's thighs together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring myself and engineering skills and build shelters and beds

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

My lovely self, cooking skills and making sure any spectacle wearers mishaps are fixed and your ears are all ok (boring and a bit useless I know)

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’ll bring Mr Mystique for motivational speaking and I’ll keep you supplied with Brownie and other treats.

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By *aviniaCDTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds (close to G.A.P.)

I'm bringing a lady who works in GREGGS.

I win!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes "

First in queue

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring me, have a nursing and farming background... can stitch you up or skin you for food... whatever we need"

You’re definitely coming.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll bring Mr Mystique for motivational speaking and I’ll keep you supplied with Brownie and other treats. "

I would literally die for your brownies!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Id bring Brian Cox (space guy) and my 3d printer to make 'stuff'.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Id bring Brian Cox (space guy) and my 3d printer to make 'stuff'.

. Not sure there’s any electricity chunks

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

I can cure meat and also set broken bones... gen!!!

Can I bring Mum too? A serious nurse... who bakes and can knit us winter clothes...and can make em waterproof....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ll bring Mr Mystique for motivational speaking and I’ll keep you supplied with Brownie and other treats.

I would literally die for your brownies!"

No need for death Nora! I’ll make plenty

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My lovely self, cooking skills and making sure any spectacle wearers mishaps are fixed and your ears are all ok (boring and a bit useless I know)

Cooking skills we need!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Id bring Brian Cox (space guy) and my 3d printer to make 'stuff'.

. Not sure there’s any electricity chunks "

There's a generator. Honest.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can cure meat and also set broken bones... gen!!!

Can I bring Mum too? A serious nurse... who bakes and can knit us winter clothes...and can make em waterproof...."

. No winter where we’re going. But yes she can come

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll bring myself and engineering skills and build shelters and beds

Yes you are essential!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'll bring my general ability to turn my hand to most things. An someone who can navigate by the stars.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring McGyver and Sandra Bullock. My skills include starting a fire by rubbing a woman's thighs together. "

I’m just imagining that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes

First in queue"

Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m bringing my PT as I can’t imagine they’re a gym. I used to do skeg and hull repairs when I backpacked around Australia’s coast , It was 30 years ago but think I can remember it

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring my general ability to turn my hand to most things. An someone who can navigate by the stars. "

Ah yes. A navigator would be good. That’s not my strongest skill and we may lose google maps on the journey.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes

First in queue

Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time "

On the beach? This should be fun

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Ok... she's good at food...she once cookedfor 35 people.. sitdown dinner... she can organise!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

I make a good target as you will need to practice hunting skills

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I'll bring McGyver and Sandra Bullock. My skills include starting a fire by rubbing a woman's thighs together.

I’m just imagining that "

Oh me too

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I make a good target as you will need to practice hunting skills

I’m hoping Tesco’s will deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes

First in queue

Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time

On the beach? This should be fun

Emmm definitely will be fun never tryed on sand I was thinking more the deck off the ark but I can try ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't rate your chances of survival

I'm already drawing up a list of who I'm eating first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring Doriss because I know you'll let me aboard. Is Dorissnapping a skill?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes

First in queue

Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time

On the beach? This should be fun

Emmm definitely will be fun never tryed on sand I was thinking more the deck off the ark but I can try ha ha

Oh like a catwalk type entertainment show in the evenings. Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it….

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring Doriss because I know you'll let me aboard. Is Dorissnapping a skill?"

Trying to think what Doriss can do! She makes a good chilli.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? "

I doubt you'd be refused entry.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x "

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly? "

I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring me and my skills off being able to walk in heels above 6 inches I can teach classes

First in queue

Awesome we have you strutting about in them in no time

On the beach? This should be fun

Emmm definitely will be fun never tryed on sand I was thinking more the deck off the ark but I can try ha ha

Oh like a catwalk type entertainment show in the evenings. Definitely!

Yes that’s what I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!"

Am I your thunder buddy then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring Doriss because I know you'll let me aboard. Is Dorissnapping a skill?

Trying to think what Doriss can do! She makes a good chilli.

Paints a lot. Ark maintenance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously being a builder I can be very useful as long as someone keeps my tea topped up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly?

I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no

Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table

But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x "

How could we not want you onboard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly?

I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no

Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table

But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this

We can use you as the dining table.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly?

I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no

Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table

But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this

Oh somehow I don't think they'll get annoyed or bored of you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Two penguins

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'll bring bear grylls. And I'll piss on anyone who is thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bring the entire cast of Dreamboys with me, who doesn't like a live show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

How could we not want you onboard

Awww thanks x

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

mkt harborough

i will bring my fins incase we get a leak

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'd bring the entire cast of Dreamboys with me, who doesn't like a live show?

Oh yes

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don't really have any skills. I'm quite nice to people though, can I just come and be friendly?

I think the men would throw me off the ark if I said no

Haha I think they'll soon get annoyed when they realise how few skills I bring to the table

But I'll sneak in until I'm noticed for this

I reckon you have a few skills that would impress the men

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Two penguins "

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring bear grylls. And I'll piss on anyone who is thirsty. "

He’s a good one to bring!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

"I don't rate your chances of survival

I'm already drawing up a list of who I'm eating first"

Refrains for making lewd comments about who is eating who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring Essex Tom in case we have any shark problems

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.

Cows scare me but camel rides yay

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Two penguins "

That's lunch sorted.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring Essex Tom in case we have any shark problems

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!

Am I your thunder buddy then? "

What’s one of them?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Two penguins

That's lunch sorted.

Nooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who to bring…that’s a difficult one.

As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.

Have you rode a cow before then?

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

I can climb, cartwheel, massage, sing, play guitar, make fires and have good playlists.

I'll bring Stephen Fry cos he is so knowledgeable and sweet and funny.

I also have ingredients for porn star martinis!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one.

As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.

Hey I’ve claimed that job!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can climb, cartwheel, massage, sing, play guitar, make fires and have good playlists.

I'll bring Stephen Fry cos he is so knowledgeable and sweet and funny.

I also have ingredients for porn star martinis! "

You’re in just on that last paragraph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.

Have you rode a cow before then?

. I don’t think I could get near enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!

Am I your thunder buddy then?

What’s one of them?"

Just mates like I’m Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition "

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition "

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring me mate Anabelle21 as she's hilarious. I'm excellent with animals so can train a few parrots to say dirty words and the camels or cows to give us rides around the island.

Have you rode a cow before then?

Nora says the cows are out so camels it is, and I've definitely given a few people the hump.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!

Am I your thunder buddy then?

What’s one of them?

Just mates like I’m Ted

No sex then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Can I bring drama freeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one.

As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.

Hey I’ve claimed that job!"

Why have you not delegated some of that to me to delegate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!

Am I your thunder buddy then?

What’s one of them?

Just mates like I’m Ted

No sex then?"

Depends if there’s an hole somewhere on you Nora

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

Drama freee is popular il pick some one else

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Can I book my spot,skills include hunting, cooking, cocktail making

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee"

you chose penguins … he won’t be happy

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

Drama freee is popular il pick some one else"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll let you pick someone to come with me Nora, I’d hate to break hearts

Oops wrong speech

I’m an outdoorsman by life… I’m also great with an axe and in all types of situations and environments. But I’m also funny and great at cuddles x

Yes you’d definitely be good to have around Tom!

Am I your thunder buddy then?

What’s one of them?

Just mates like I’m Ted

No sex then?

Depends if there’s an hole somewhere on you Nora "

Damn no holes on me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

Drama freee is popular il pick some one else

Yeah you will do promise you were not an afterthought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

hard routine every rat pack

the crows spoon feed me when they've fucked up

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one.

As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.

Hey I’ve claimed that job!

Why have you not delegated some of that to me to delegate?

You can be my assistant delegate

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

you chose penguins … he won’t be happy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

Drama freee is popular il pick some one else"

No he’s yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama freee is popular il pick some one else

Yeah you will do promise you were not an afterthought

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh golly who would like to buddy up?

I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?"

Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

hard routine every rat pack

the crows spoon feed me when they've fucked up

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh golly who would like to buddy up?

I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires

Oh taff! I’m so excited you want to come on my ark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?"

None that you would approve of i don't think

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

Who"

Drama free you’re already in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

I’ll bring drama free, I know I’m a hat… but I can be a go between between him and the rest of you… as being a non hat he only knows how to eat every meal with a spoon

Drama freee is popular il pick some one else

No he’s yours

Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped "

You're dead to me.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

Who

Drama free you’re already in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me."

Noooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me.

Noooooo

Jokes

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

None that you would approve of i don't think

You can take a photo at 3 miles…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me."

You're lucky, I was just an afterthought

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me."

You cant say that xx

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me.

You cant say that xx

That’s our first meal sorted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

None that you would approve of i don't think

You can take a photo at 3 miles…

Brilliant

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me.

You cant say that xx

That’s our first meal sorted then

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

You have been swopped

You're dead to me.

You're lucky, I was just an afterthought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

None that you would approve of i don't think

I'll happily check and see if I do

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol"

If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol

If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me

. "

Cries of shock and horror. How can you not like those fluffy furrballs? Tbf I can think of a few reasons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on "

Nope

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol"

Il be your Catwoman

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on

Nope "

. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol

If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me

Cries of shock and horror. How can you not like those fluffy furrballs? Tbf I can think of a few reasons lol"

I’ll allow one cat on deck

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on

Nope

. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!"

I'm a rule breaker and flying solo no getting out of it wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh golly who would like to buddy up?

I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires

I'll be your buddy Taff

As for skills I can keep everyone entertained with my quick wit and off the wall humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on

Nope

. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!"

They will have to catch me first

I am a master of disguise.

*hides and turns himself into an amusingly shaped carrot*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

None that you would approve of i don't think

I'll happily check and see if I do

DEAL

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We can bring our cooking skills and dancing ability so provide the entertainment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh golly who would like to buddy up?

I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires

Oh taff! I’m so excited you want to come on my ark

"
oh golly yes it will be a hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh golly who would like to buddy up?

I am a good boyscout , so build shelters , find water ans make fires

I'll be your buddy Taff

As for skills I can keep everyone entertained with my quick wit and off the wall humour

A perfect Welsh duo

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"We can bring our cooking skills and dancing ability so provide the entertainment."

I’m hoping there will be lots of dancing

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

None that you would approve of i don't think

I'll happily check and see if I do

DEAL

Get someone to build you a room

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on

Nope

. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!

They will have to catch me first

I am a master of disguise.

*hides and turns himself into an amusingly shaped carrot*"

Carrot as in the foodstuff on a ship with a kitchen?!?! Bad move…. We are eating you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll bring my cat as don't really know anyone here just yet, I can provide music and be the court jester lol

If you have to. I don’t like cats. Just keep it away from me

Cries of shock and horror. How can you not like those fluffy furrballs? Tbf I can think of a few reasons lol

I’ll allow one cat on deck

Yay! Thanks ya. All aboard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I won't be coming as I don't have a +1

I am only skilled at demolition

You don’t need a plus one wonko. Please come

You made the rule

Rules shmooooooles. Jump on

Nope

. I’m gonna send a couple of men to drag ya!

They will have to catch me first

I am a master of disguise.

*hides and turns himself into an amusingly shaped carrot*

Carrot as in the foodstuff on a ship with a kitchen?!?! Bad move…. We are eating you

I'm not aboard the ship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish

I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish

I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour

Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!

Jack would be a bonus though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who to bring…that’s a difficult one.

As for my skills? I am expert at delegating work to be done.

Hey I’ve claimed that job!

Why have you not delegated some of that to me to delegate?

You can be my assistant delegate

Cushiest job going. I’m sure you’ll be very efficient at delegating.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm probably a burden to the fledging society but I can do first aid, I can cook, fix clothes/sew (unfashionable) new ones and speak other languages. I'll try to communicate with any natives.

Bringing Mr KC for sexy times and his über logical brain, fixing-things skills and ruthlessness

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo "

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Haha that lot

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Can I bring drama freeeeeee

Do you have any skills?

None that you would approve of i don't think

I'll happily check and see if I do

DEAL

Get someone to build you a room

Who needs a room, we'll just go alfresco

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.

Oh wow. Quite the handy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm probably a burden to the fledging society but I can do first aid, I can cook, fix clothes/sew (unfashionable) new ones and speak other languages. I'll try to communicate with any natives.

Bringing Mr KC for sexy times and his über logical brain, fixing-things skills and ruthlessness

Definitely in Mr and Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish

I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour

Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!

Jack would be a bonus though

YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!

regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors

… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Slightly different to the above! I get easily scared.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.

Oh wow. Quite the handy man

.. and I can sing.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish

I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour

Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!

Jack would be a bonus though

YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!

regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors

… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora

Can I not have an ickle go on him?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I've got a load of dvds and blu movies so we all could wat.... Errm, ahhh maybe not - I'll get my coat.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.

Oh wow. Quite the handy man

.. and I can sing.

Yes! Oh we definitely need singers. Maybe someone could bring some instruments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish

I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour

Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!

Jack would be a bonus though

YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!

regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors

… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora

Can I not have an ickle go on him?

NORAAAA

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ll bring my future husband Jack grealish

I can cook the meanest lasagna for everyone and my husband can bring his sense of humour

Kylie you’re in purely because i bloody love ya!

Jack would be a bonus though

YAAAAY xxx let’s get the party started!!!

regarding my Jack, as a disclaimer for all the thirsty men and women in the ark, I’m gonna be guarding him like an angry pink chihuahua having her worst tremors

… just saying xxx please don’t throw me into the deep sea Nora

Can I not have an ickle go on him?

NORAAAA

what

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday

Did you?

. Are you coming Ace?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday

Did you?

. Are you coming Ace? "

Am I allowed to wear tighty whities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora if you are letting them bring more, I want to bring my wand now too....

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I went to The Noahs Ark pub in Derby yesterday

Did you?

. Are you coming Ace?

Am I allowed to wear tighty whities?

Haha. It’s mandatory!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora if you are letting them bring more, I want to bring my wand now too....

There’s no limit on possessions. Only people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

It’s ok I’ll look after them

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I'm bringing

Frankenstein

Dracula

Medusa

And

Gizmo

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

Get her leo

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Threads nearly finished. All aboard!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.

Oh wow. Quite the handy man

Hah I got the Tesco home delivery brush-off. Going back to my own little evil lair

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhahahahahahahah

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll bring my skills in heavy timber engineering, cabin building, navigation, kayaking, hunting, skinning, fire lighting and sewing... accompanied by Halle Berry.

Oh wow. Quite the handy man

Hah I got the Tesco home delivery brush-off. Going back to my own little evil lair

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmhahahahahahahah"

No! You’re definitely coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

Get her leo

I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

Get her leo

I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her

It’s electric

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

Get her leo

I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

Get her leo

I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her

It’s electric

You can plug it into my generator.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I said bring one. So far you’ve got 2 bloody penguins, drama free, Leo and now that lot!

Heh, you let Dreamy bring the cast of Dreamboys !

Don't you start on me Mr Blooms

Well I would if the Dreamboys weren't in the bloody way

Get her leo

I've taken the batteries out of her wand Yas, that'll teach her

It’s electric

You can plug it into my generator.

There’ll be loads of wands plugged into that chunks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll start swimming now, the sea looks a bit cold though

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Hmmm... I'm pretty handy in a survival situation - I was an instructor in survival skills in my 20s - special skills being foraging and lighting fires by friction...

Im also a guitarist with a fair catalogue of 80s and 90s rock and pop singalong numbers for the campfire, so I'll be bringing my accoustic with me...

Problem is, you already have an awesome thunder buddy Nora so I got's no one to bring, and your brief was very clear...

Any offers for an ark partner?

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