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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Welding

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By *erryandjuneCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Frying bacon!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fire fighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive a bus

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Go to the pub

Cut rebar with a stihl saw

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Fry sausages and bacon

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Go to your parents

Feed the ducks

Go shopping

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty "

I enjoy ironing naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insulate the loft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drive a bus "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

I enjoy ironing naked. "
are you very careful or is it not plugged in

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

Felling with a chainsaw.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Bee keeping!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Felling with a chainsaw."

Aye you don't want to be cutting the wrong branch

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty "

I can testify that ironing is possible. Just don’t get excited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the shop for milk

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By *tsallaboutthebassMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fry eggs, done it this morning not good lol

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fry eggs, done it this morning not good lol"
splashed singed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean the windows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clean the windows"
I don't know x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shopping but I've heard somewhere in Germany It's allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit Grandma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Insulate the loft."

Itchy

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Trimming the (rose-) bush

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Bee keeping! "

...would be extreme honey collecting!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fire fighting "

Smoking hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frying eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer the door

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Go to work

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Answer the door"

Depends who's at the door surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The school run!!

Mrs x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Paintball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answer the door

Depends who's at the door surely "

Ha well yeah I guess!

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Do the barbecue!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Wash the outside of the upstairs windows.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Visit Grandma."

Hmmmmmmmm ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do the barbecue!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Get dressed into underwear - blue if course.

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Attend a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a Jet Wash , full speed takes off a layer of skin

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


"Use a Jet Wash , full speed takes off a layer of skin "

Kinky

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Say mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Load the washing machine let’s just say I wasn’t far anuff away from the door ouch

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

BBQ

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

great yarmouth

Go to church

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

Strimming nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children’s party entertainer

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Star jumps, burpees, angle grinding slabs, squash.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

In my case - be seen outside.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Wash the outside of the upstairs windows."

If you wore stockings, you might get a ladder in them.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Run out of petrol..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

sky dive

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

School run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ sausages

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBQ sausages"
or bbq your sausage

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ride a motorbike

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Anything involving the use of superglue

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Host the Oscars.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

110m hurdles at the Olympics.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fight any kind of animal off that has big teeth and sharp claws.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"110m hurdles at the Olympics."
concur on that one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Cut the garden

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Walk into a police station.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"110m hurdles at the Olympics.concur on that one "

Without wanting to brag I'd definitely knock over every hurdle without touching it with my legs

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Highway Maintenance ... could cause quite the accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strimming the lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner with Prince Andrew

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Fry fatty bacon

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Any form of carpentry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting bushes with garden shears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to work "

unless your a naked cleaner !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Take your kids to school

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By *namoratomanMan
over a year ago

Herefordshire

Go onto a zoom or FaceTime meeting!

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

Tendring Essex / Hampshire / Northants

Fry bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook bacon

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By *ransistersTV/TS
over a year ago

Dover

Have the vicar over for afternoon tea maybe.

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Light a bonfire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attend a funeral"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the dog sausages

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ice skating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty "

Defo not a good idea …I tried it and soon learnt lol

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Garotte a block of clay then spin it on a potters wheel to make a vase.

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Give a free kick away on the edge of the box!

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By *KNKWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

Go to church

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Meet the in-laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a chainsaw

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Play twister

...no, wait ...we might all be allowed to do that one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford


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Play twister

...no, wait ...we might all be allowed to do that one "

Lets give it a go.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

The macarena

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock fighting

Wouldn't do it dressed either but naked is a definite hard limit

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

Blackberry picking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook. I love cooking naked. A neighbour from holiday caught me, I think they thought it was amusing and like 'wow he's not got any clothes on and he's cooking. I wonder what's cooking'? As soon as I looked out the sliding doors they disappeared... Haha I thought it was funny. My reasoning is after cooking and dinner I can now have a shower and be fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty "

Install any kind of fibrous insulation. That stuff is like itching powder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Fire fighting "

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol"

Don't want anything singed or burnt

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

go to church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

Don't want anything singed or burnt "

Cor, could you imagine, id end up putting myself out ????

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

Don't want anything singed or burnt

Cor, could you imagine, id end up putting myself out ????"

You might get a rush of support with burn cream assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

Don't want anything singed or burnt

Cor, could you imagine, id end up putting myself out ????

You might get a rush of support with burn cream assistance "

Including you?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sit on hot leather seats

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By *udeSpaLoverMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cut thorny brambles in the garden...that's not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed ferrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piss off geese.

they find things to beak

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By *aughty Little SecretsCouple
over a year ago

Wetherby

Open the door!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Cumbria and Galloway

The "jap eye tooth pick super glue challenge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that injures you! Everything else is fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorcycle racing

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By *udeSpaLoverMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Go up on stage to collect your graduation certificate, in front of a big audience featuring your family.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Belly-flop into a pool of piranha.

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Lie on a bed of nettles

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By *trong Stocky Butt SweetMan
over a year ago

SNottingham

Put a sparkler up ya bum or light fireworks full stop!

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By *akey4520Man
over a year ago

Crawley

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall


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Whatever it was, he definitely shouldn't have done that naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything outdoors in midgie season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempt to climb over a barbed-wire fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try out your skills on a space hopper

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"piss off geese.

they find things to beak"

They find things when you're fully clothed. The only thing that once saved me from a nasty bite from a gander was some loose fitting trackie bottoms

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton / Bristol centre


"110m hurdles at the Olympics."

I always struggled to get my leg over doing that

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