FabSwingers.com forum: What things shouldn't you do naked

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Welding

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By *erryandjuneCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Frying bacon!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fire fighting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive a bus

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Go to the pub

Cut rebar with a stihl saw

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Fry sausages and bacon

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Go to your parents

Feed the ducks

Go shopping

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

I enjoy ironing naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Insulate the loft.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Drive a bus

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

I enjoy ironing naked. "
are you very careful or is it not plugged in

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Felling with a chainsaw.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Bee keeping!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Felling with a chainsaw."

Aye you don't want to be cutting the wrong branch

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

I can testify that ironing is possible. Just don’t get excited.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the shop for milk

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By *tsallaboutthebassMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fry eggs, done it this morning not good lol

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Fry eggs, done it this morning not good lol"
splashed singed x

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Clean the windows

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Clean the windows"

I don't know x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Shopping but I've heard somewhere in Germany It's allowed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visit Grandma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Insulate the loft."

Itchy

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By *uvhandle20Man
over a year ago

SE London

Trimming the (rose-) bush

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Bee keeping! "

...would be extreme honey collecting!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire fighting

Smoking hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frying eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer the door

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Go to work

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Answer the door"

Depends who's at the door surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The school run!!

Mrs x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Paintball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answer the door

Depends who's at the door surely

Ha well yeah I guess!

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Do the barbecue!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wash the outside of the upstairs windows.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Visit Grandma."

Hmmmmmmmm ?

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Do the barbecue!"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Get dressed into underwear - blue if course.

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

Attend a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a Jet Wash , full speed takes off a layer of skin

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Use a Jet Wash , full speed takes off a layer of skin

Kinky

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Say mass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Load the washing machine let’s just say I wasn’t far anuff away from the door ouch

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

BBQ

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

COVENTRY

Go to church

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Strimming nettles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children’s party entertainer

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Star jumps, burpees, angle grinding slabs, squash.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

In my case - be seen outside.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Wash the outside of the upstairs windows."

If you wore stockings, you might get a ladder in them.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Run out of petrol..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

sky dive

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple
over a year ago

Lust

School run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQ sausages

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"BBQ sausages"
or bbq your sausage

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ride a motorbike

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Anything involving the use of superglue

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Host the Oscars.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

110m hurdles at the Olympics.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Fight any kind of animal off that has big teeth and sharp claws.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"110m hurdles at the Olympics."
concur on that one

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Cut the garden

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Walk into a police station.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"110m hurdles at the Olympics.concur on that one

Without wanting to brag I'd definitely knock over every hurdle without touching it with my legs

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Highway Maintenance ... could cause quite the accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strimming the lawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner with Prince Andrew

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Fry fatty bacon

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Any form of carpentry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting bushes with garden shears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to work

unless your a naked cleaner !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Take your kids to school

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By *namoratomanMan
over a year ago

Herefordshire

Go onto a zoom or FaceTime meeting!

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Fry bacon

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Cook bacon

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By *ransistersTV/TS
over a year ago

Dover

Have the vicar over for afternoon tea maybe.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Light a bonfire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attend a funeral"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the dog sausages

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ice skating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

Defo not a good idea …I tried it and soon learnt lol

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Garotte a block of clay then spin it on a potters wheel to make a vase.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Give a free kick away on the edge of the box!

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By *KNKWoman
over a year ago

Paisley

Go to church

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Meet the in-laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a chainsaw

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Play twister

...no, wait ...we might all be allowed to do that one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Play twister

...no, wait ...we might all be allowed to do that one

Lets give it a go.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

The macarena

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Cock fighting

Wouldn't do it dressed either but naked is a definite hard limit

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Blackberry picking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cook. I love cooking naked. A neighbour from holiday caught me, I think they thought it was amusing and like 'wow he's not got any clothes on and he's cooking. I wonder what's cooking'? As soon as I looked out the sliding doors they disappeared... Haha I thought it was funny. My reasoning is after cooking and dinner I can now have a shower and be fresh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ironing for starters sure there are plenty

Install any kind of fibrous insulation. That stuff is like itching powder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol"

Don't want anything singed or burnt

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

go to church

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

Don't want anything singed or burnt

Cor, could you imagine, id end up putting myself out ????

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

Don't want anything singed or burnt

Cor, could you imagine, id end up putting myself out ????"

You might get a rush of support with burn cream assistance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire fighting

Given thats my job - i def agree with this lol

Don't want anything singed or burnt

Cor, could you imagine, id end up putting myself out ????

You might get a rush of support with burn cream assistance

Including you?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Sit on hot leather seats

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By *udeSpaLoverMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cut thorny brambles in the garden...that's not a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed ferrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

piss off geese.

they find things to beak

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By *aughty Little SecretsCouple
over a year ago

Wetherby

Open the door!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

The "jap eye tooth pick super glue challenge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that injures you! Everything else is fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorcycle racing

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By *udeSpaLoverMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Go up on stage to collect your graduation certificate, in front of a big audience featuring your family.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Belly-flop into a pool of piranha.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Lie on a bed of nettles

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Put a sparkler up ya bum or light fireworks full stop!

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By *akey4520Man
over a year ago

Crawley

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"[Removed by poster at 23/08/21 04:05:52]"

Whatever it was, he definitely shouldn't have done that naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything outdoors in midgie season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attempt to climb over a barbed-wire fence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try out your skills on a space hopper

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"piss off geese.

they find things to beak"

They find things when you're fully clothed. The only thing that once saved me from a nasty bite from a gander was some loose fitting trackie bottoms

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By *ritladMan
over a year ago

Taunton

"110m hurdles at the Olympics."

I always struggled to get my leg over doing that

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