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"Did you jump in " Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi | |||
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"Did you jump in Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi" Can I join you | |||
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"The hole is for the fallen and partially rotten apples" Surely they go in the brown recycling bin ? Some people ask for unwanted fallen fruit to make cider, preserves etc. | |||
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"Did you jump in Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi Can I join you " Wear your best dress | |||
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"Did you jump in Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi Can I join you Wear your best dress" Deal xx | |||
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"The hole is for the fallen and partially rotten apples Surely they go in the brown recycling bin ? Some people ask for unwanted fallen fruit to make cider, preserves etc." These were rotting. I got to them too late. The good ones will be consumed | |||
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"The hole is for the fallen and partially rotten apples Surely they go in the brown recycling bin ? Some people ask for unwanted fallen fruit to make cider, preserves etc. These were rotting. I got to them too late. The good ones will be consumed" Ah right  | |||
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"Did you jump in Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi" A muddy, fermented apple, jacuzzi at that! | |||
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"And I really enjoyed it. Very satisfying" When I was child I would dig what I thought was a huge hole in the back garden with a spoon. The purpose of my hole was to try and speak to people in Australia, i would shout in the hole and listen out for any noise coming back. After a lot of failure and many holes later I gave in trying to reach out to the people who live on the opposite side of the world and hung up my hole digging escapades. The only outcome I had with my holes was my dad's sprained ankle as he mowed the lawn and put his foot down a hole and burying my brothers lego. Result | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use?" His cock | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? His cock " Wouldn't that mean he drilled a hole? | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use?" I have an amazing tool for digging. Rootslayer | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? His cock Wouldn't that mean he drilled a hole?" He also did that | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use?" A garden fork and shovel. Standard issue 1980s model I would guess | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? I have an amazing tool for digging. Rootslayer "Oh here that looks like a mighty fine shovel  | |||
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"And I really enjoyed it. Very satisfying When I was child I would dig what I thought was a huge hole in the back garden with a spoon. The purpose of my hole was to try and speak to people in Australia, i would shout in the hole and listen out for any noise coming back. After a lot of failure and many holes later I gave in trying to reach out to the people who live on the opposite side of the world and hung up my hole digging escapades. The only outcome I had with my holes was my dad's sprained ankle as he mowed the lawn and put his foot down a hole and burying my brothers lego. Result "You need a bigger tool to reach Australia 
I used my dad's shovel and reached Aus in three days aged 6 | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? His cock Wouldn't that mean he drilled a hole? He also did that" Kinky | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? A garden fork and shovel. Standard issue 1980s model I would guess" Vintage equipment. Did you wear gloves? | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? A garden fork and shovel. Standard issue 1980s model I would guess Vintage equipment. Did you wear gloves? " Not for this job. Usually do. Bareback on this occasion | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? I have an amazing tool for digging. Rootslayer
Oh here that looks like a mighty fine shovel "It's great at digging in overgrown areas, the design really does help slice through root bound soil. Heavy though, and you sort of use that weight to propel it into the ground | |||
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"Did you jump in Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi A muddy, fermented apple, jacuzzi at that! " You'd be in cider hole. | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? His cock Wouldn't that mean he drilled a hole? He also did that Kinky" Very | |||
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"There I was A digging this hole A hole in the ground So big and sort of round it was There was I Digging it deep It was flat at at the bottom And the sides were steep When along comes This bloke in a bowler Which he lifted and scratched his head Well, he looked down the hole Poor demented soul And he said "Do you mind if I make a suggestion?" Don't dig there Dig it elsewhere You're digging it round And it ought to be square The shape of it's wrong It's much too long And you can't put a hole Where a hole don't belong I ask, what a liberty, eh? Nearly bashed him right in the bowler Well, there was I Stood in me hole Shovelling earth For all that I was worth I was There was him Standing up there So grand and official With his nose in the air So, I gave him A look sort of sideways And I leaned on My shovel and sighed Well, I lit me a fag And having took a drag I replied: I just couldn't bear To dig it elsewhere I'm digging it round 'Cause I don't want it square And if you disagree It doesn't bother me That's the place where The hole's gonna be [Verse 3] Well, there we were Discussing this hole A hole in the ground So big and sort of round it was It's not there now The ground's all flat And beneath it is the bloke In the bowler hat And that's that "My hole was rectangular. So Mr Bowler wouldn't be giving me a bashing. That sounds so wrong | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? A garden fork and shovel. Standard issue 1980s model I would guess Vintage equipment. Did you wear gloves? Not for this job. Usually do. Bareback on this occasion" Brave boy. Any blisters? | |||
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"Did you jump in Might fill it with water and have a very muddy jacuzzi A muddy, fermented apple, jacuzzi at that! You'd be in cider hole. " | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? I have an amazing tool for digging. Rootslayer
Oh here that looks like a mighty fine shovel
It's great at digging in overgrown areas, the design really does help slice through root bound soil. Heavy though, and you sort of use that weight to propel it into the ground "I love the serrated edges on it | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? His cock Wouldn't that mean he drilled a hole? He also did that Kinky Very " Tell me more | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? His cock Wouldn't that mean he drilled a hole? He also did that Kinky Very Tell me more "Ask OP  | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? A garden fork and shovel. Standard issue 1980s model I would guess Vintage equipment. Did you wear gloves? Not for this job. Usually do. Bareback on this occasion Brave boy. Any blisters?" I can report that the hands are in good condition | |||
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"You should all now go out and dig a hole. Much fun" I think I’ll pass | |||
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"Did you stick with tradition and make sure there was an old boy standing to the side looking down into the hole to make sure you were doing it right" I have experienced that and it's not fun | |||
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"What type of shovel did you use? A garden fork and shovel. Standard issue 1980s model I would guess Vintage equipment. Did you wear gloves? Not for this job. Usually do. Bareback on this occasion Brave boy. Any blisters? I can report that the hands are in good condition" Phew, I recommend some moisturiser anywho | |||
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"Did you stick with tradition and make sure there was an old boy standing to the side looking down into the hole to make sure you were doing it right" Preferably leaning on a shovel | |||
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"Did you stick with tradition and make sure there was an old boy standing to the side looking down into the hole to make sure you were doing it right Preferably leaning on a shovel" "What you wanna be doing is..." | |||
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"You are Cool Hand Luke o/p and I claim my 50 eggs." I can give you 50 apples | |||
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"You are Cool Hand Luke o/p and I claim my 50 eggs. I can give you 50 apples " Nice! Just had eggs so apples win! | |||
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"Did you stick with tradition and make sure there was an old boy standing to the side looking down into the hole to make sure you were doing it right Preferably leaning on a shovel "What you wanna be doing is..."" Reminds me of the Harry Enfield character "you don't wanna do it like that....." | |||
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"Well that’s pre-meditated right there "The apples are just a ruse for the neighbours. Later on when it's dark I shall return to my hole  | |||
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