FabSwingers.com forum: Weird request

By *aturegentdurham OP Man
over a year ago

Stanley

What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Did you do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they could fist me..

Also if I could do the Mrs … (like the horror reading these)

I can’t keep up with the weird requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

The weirdest of all times would have to be someone who wanted me to shit on them and then get anal fucked after

Both not my kind of thing but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported

Got asked to do a stag night whare the stag would be blind folding tied to a chair and had to such him off infornt off everyone till he was hard then start boncing on his cock and at that moment the blind fold would be removed to reveal it was a tv/ts jumping on his dick and everyone laughing at him

Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg. "

Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Within five minutes of setting up my profile… “have you dribbled piss in your boxers? If so, would you be up for selling them to me..”

It’s a very strange place in the first few mins of being on Fab.. like the universal Big Bang..

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By *aturegentdurham OP Man
over a year ago

Stanley

"Did you do it? "

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was asked to to wear and wank into someone’s gfs knickers as he instructed me on kik. Was fun

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported

Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at

Blocked reported "

Yep, that’s pretty shocking to be fair. I’d be pretty pissed off at that. Was all of that just the first message as well?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported

Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at

Blocked reported "

That's shocking

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I haven't had any weird requests just the usual of fellas offering to suck me.

Somebody send me a weird request

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I was asked quite a few years ago now by someone if I’d have BB sex with her in the shower and then pee inside her!! That was a no no from me and I was polite as possible too. Ended up on the block list!

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.

Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing "

Oh that can be very nice indeed

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

i was asked after we had met up once, to meet a couple ina park car park. AS we had met once at there place i agreed. i got there but no wife just hubby,and hubby said follow me, we walked through a footie pitch into some woods and there was his wife well hidden tied to a tree. he undid her dress to reveal no undies and said fuck her... fuck her now. dont talk just fuck her... Half way thru and i was having second thoughts,as it started to rain ."dont stop""fuck her"... i carried on and finished.He said dont say a word ..thanks mate now go please. i walked back across the pitch feeling odd and somehow used...i never heard from them again. Weird!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported

Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at

Blocked reported

Yep, that’s pretty shocking to be fair. I’d be pretty pissed off at that. Was all of that just the first message as well? "

Yes both were first message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported

Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at

Blocked reported

That's shocking

Definitely is

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Before my filters were sorted I had lots of offers off men for a blow and go…. I did wonder how they knew my hair needed work

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Did you do it?

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair."

I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was I up for K 9 sex

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By *aturegentdurham OP Man
over a year ago

Stanley

"Did you do it?

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair.

I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests? "

Couple profile but doubt it was a couple.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere

How was the car journey?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex"

That's ruff

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Did you do it?

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair.

I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests? "

Seriously? You'd be amazed what well verified women will request on here and they most definitely do message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was asked after we had met up once, to meet a couple ina park car park. AS we had met once at there place i agreed. i got there but no wife just hubby,and hubby said follow me, we walked through a footie pitch into some woods and there was his wife well hidden tied to a tree. he undid her dress to reveal no undies and said fuck her... fuck her now. dont talk just fuck her... Half way thru and i was having second thoughts,as it started to rain ."dont stop""fuck her"... i carried on and finished.He said dont say a word ..thanks mate now go please. i walked back across the pitch feeling odd and somehow used...i never heard from them again. Weird!"

Probably not that common a request, but I get the dynamic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff "

Too far, Hand.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.

Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing

Oh that can be very nice indeed

Should I take that this is something you like

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

I had a guy who offered to be a human toilet for any party or event coming up. He had even built an actual portaloo where he lay on his back and the loo slotted around his head! His idea was for me to hire him for a vanilla party not a kink party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I was interested in chloroform sex. Freaked me out a bit, didn't even know it was a thing.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

Too far, Hand.

I permit you to give me one good hard slap as retribution

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

I probably couldn't say on here

Surprisingly I wasn't that shocked

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Wow

I wouldn’t know how to feel after that or even know if I would have been able to do such a thing in that situation.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.

Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing

Oh that can be very nice indeed

Should I take that this is something you like

All depends on who’s doing the sitting

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

The weirdest ones generally involve doing strange things with poo

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

I received three messages from a man who asked me if I like to smoke and did I like cigars. I explained to him that the smell of smoke especially cigars (smells like burning horse shit) makes me want to vomit. A week later another message "do you like to smoke?" Blocked! Wierdo !!

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"Was I up for K 9 sex"

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

I had a message from a fella asking if I would chop his cock off - I replied as a joke and said I had an axe in the shed.. his reply was could I use a knife as he wanted it nice & slow

blocked!!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Today I was offered sex from a stunning woman in exchange for advertising on my social media accounts to promote her new cleaning products.

Of course I declined because I have morals and strong self-respect. Which is also as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents.

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.

Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing

Oh that can be very nice indeed

Should I take that this is something you like

All depends on who’s doing the sitting

I’m sure you’ve got lots of offers

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.

I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

Too far, Hand.

I permit you to give me one good hard slap as retribution

Consider yourself slapped

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff "

It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!

Gbat

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

Too far, Hand.

I permit you to give me one good hard slap as retribution

Consider yourself slapped"

Oh baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a message from a fella asking if I would chop his cock off - I replied as a joke and said I had an axe in the shed.. his reply was could I use a knife as he wanted it nice & slow

blocked!!

I have had a couple of those on another site. Just nasty.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!

Gbat "

Gives a whole new meaning to dogging

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere

How was the car journey?

It was fine after I took my travel sickness tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

Too far, Hand.

I permit you to give me one good hard slap as retribution

Consider yourself slapped

Oh baby

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Going back a couple of years, I had a guy message me to ask me if I would meet him at a slurry pit. He would leave £2k on the side of the pit, I would have to watch him lower himself into the slurry pit then I would walk away with the money.

I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. "

I'd imagine you would be. That's scary

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

The weidest I remember is being asked if a guy could watch me wee on a chocolate cake and then he would eat it. Bizarre.

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By *aturegentdurham OP Man
over a year ago

Stanley

I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. "

That was so bad as he would have known he more than likely would have died.

I hope he got some mental health care what he needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!

Gbat

Gives a whole new meaning to dogging"

Slap!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"And had an offer off a couple for him to drive around with me and his Missus in the back as we drove around town… I had visions of never being seen again and kept in a dungeon somewhere

How was the car journey?

It was fine after I took my travel sickness tablets

good lad

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Did you do it?

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair.

I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests?

Seriously? You'd be amazed what well verified women will request on here and they most definitely do message.

I've never had one!!! What was the request?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!

Gbat

Gives a whole new meaning to dogging

Slap!"

Good girl, fancy going for the hattrick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if I would shit on a guy. Errmmmm no thanks!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Was I up for K 9 sex"

Was you?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health.

That was so bad as he would have known he more than likely would have died.

I hope he got some mental health care what he needed.

Exactly. I did message him back very politely and explained I was concerned about him. It's so sad that people consider doing those actions.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Did you do it?

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair.

I'm presuming the request came from a guy? As women don't message and I doubt they would make weird requests?

Seriously? You'd be amazed what well verified women will request on here and they most definitely do message.

I've never had one!!! What was the request?

By the way ladies feel free to send me any it might brighten up a dull day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was genuinely very concerned about him mental health. "

What did you spend the money on?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I have been asked by a couple if I'd get the lady pregnant.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

The ones that offer you £500

Then next minute they have disappeared only to

Return

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I haven't had one single weird request in all the time I've been here, sadly... not one.

The nearest was when I sold an old pair of motorbike boots on eBay. I took a couple of pics of me wearing them, showing only below my knees. I received nearly a dozen requests for more such photos, primarily from guys in Italy for some reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weirdest request we had was from a guy who wanted permission to castrate himself. He said he was looking for a dominant woman to give him permission but a dominant man would do. He was in a manic headspace and I'm pretty sure he was a fantasist but we had an interesting conversation about dominance and why he was not actually looking for a dominant to dominate him, just for someone to either tell him to cop on or to enable his fantasy.

In the end he asked if he could beat his bollocks with a frying pan and send me photos but I declined because it's not something that interests me or my wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!

Gbat

Gives a whole new meaning to dogging

Slap!

Good girl, fancy going for the hattrick?

Cheeky sod

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By *arry monk40Man
over a year ago

Telford

I was offered £50 to sit on a young lads face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you? "

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

That's ruff

It never happened. They were barking up the wrong tree!

Gbat

Gives a whole new meaning to dogging

Slap!

Good girl, fancy going for the hattrick?

Cheeky sod"

Innately

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you? "

No she was not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

No she was not."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you do it?

I sent a photo of my wellies yes.

But didn't sell them as only had one pair."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

No she was not.

Thank you"

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a message no, but I was dating a guy who wanted me to wear his mother's knickers

(no I didn't, and yes that was my last ever visit to his

) Elle x

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm."

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm."

What was offensive about it? Just a question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if I was interested in chloroform sex. Freaked me out a bit, didn't even know it was a thing.

"
Oh, that sounds like a horror movie scenario !! 10 Rillington Place springs to mind !!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.

What was offensive about it? Just a question! "

I mean if you can't see it there's probably no point explaining it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.

What was offensive about it? Just a question! "

It should have read "were you up for it". Every day is a learning day.

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Got asked if a guy could bring his brother and sister along to watch blocked and reported

Found it very insulting and degrading that I was something to be laught at

Blocked reported "
and also very dangerous

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"I received three messages from a man who asked me if I like to smoke and did I like cigars. I explained to him that the smell of smoke especially cigars (smells like burning horse shit) makes me want to vomit. A week later another message "do you like to smoke?" Blocked! Wierdo !!

I got that this week erm No

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.

What was offensive about it? Just a question!

I mean if you can't see it there's probably no point explaining it. "
and this is the reason why I don't bother with the forums very often!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Was I up for K 9 sex

Was you?

Is your question or your grammar more offensive. Hmm.

What was offensive about it? Just a question!

I mean if you can't see it there's probably no point explaining it. and this is the reason why I don't bother with the forums very often! "

Sorry for the flippant response but I'd have thought it was plain why it might have been offensive

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Yesterday …

“ could I lick and suck your clothes?”

I’m still pondering whether autocorrect was at fault, I should have had asked .

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Yesterday …

“ could I lick and suck your clothes?”

I’m still pondering whether autocorrect was at fault, I should have had asked .

There's still time to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What is the strangest request you have ever gotten in a message.

When i first came onto the site someone (no longer on here) messaged me asking if i worked out doors and did i wear wellies.

When i said yes they asked if i had any old wellies they could have and if they were dirty even better.

They even were willing to pay for them.

I said sorry no as the only wellies i had were the ones i was wearing.

They then asked if i could sent photos of me in my wellies.

A young lady wanted to sit on my face. Bearing in mind I'm only 57kg.

Sitting on someone’s face doesn’t mean them putting all their weight on to you. She could have used the headboard to prop up a little and it could be amazing "

I was thinking that wasn’t very weird. It sounds hot!!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

So many weird requests!!!

Would I let his dog f*ck me

Would I punch him repeatedly in the balls

Would I f*ck him whilst he talks to his mother on the phone

Will I let him impregnate me

The list, sadly, goes on!

(All different men)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many weird requests!!!

Would I let his dog f*ck me

Would I punch him repeatedly in the balls

Would I f*ck him whilst he talks to his mother on the phone

Will I let him impregnate me

The list, sadly, goes on!

(All different men)"

Very very weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many weird requests!!!

Would I let his dog f*ck me

Would I punch him repeatedly in the balls

Would I f*ck him whilst he talks to his mother on the phone

Will I let him impregnate me

The list, sadly, goes on!

(All different men)"

Would have been really weird if it was one man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urgh"
wasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least one weird/strange request a week!

Can I sit on a Gothic style chair and be watched by them. But not do anything as such.

That was a strange one.

Mrs x

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Today I was offered sex from a stunning woman in exchange for advertising on my social media accounts to promote her new cleaning products.

Of course I declined because I have morals and strong self-respect. Which is also as strong as ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon and vanilla scents."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here , bloke wanted me to shit in hes mouth , blocked

On another site , bloke wanted me to hide in a wood he would get off he’s bus on the way home from work , and walk through the wood , I would jump out on him and force myself on him , knocking him about , he was quite graphic what he wanted , cuts bruises etc and for me to cum in him , I sadly declined and blocked

Some very strange people about

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Probably the guy who wanted to be locked in a dog cage and just sit there whilst I went about my day…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

How did you reply?!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

It has been rather tame this time round - open invite to really weird scenarios!! (They will help my writing

). Last time round I got a lot of offers to buy my pants...

There was that one guy who offered to suck me off while I sniffed his wife's knickers, but as I mention in my profile, I have been reliably informed since that it is in fact a thing... so probably just me having led a sheltered existence...

Not gonna judge!

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

We got asked if my hubby played the x-box and if he did did we want to go over and they (the other couple) could play with me and he (my hubby) could get them through the next round as they couldn’t get past it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked a few times actually to go to a stag party as they wanted a gang bang

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go to their house, walk in stomp on their balls hard in heels and leave.....

Come to the hotel I'm at with my (insert sport) team so we can gang bang you and send you home in a cab wrecked,covered in cum and in pieces

Various bodily fluid and evacuations on them (not shaming,just not my thing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has ever asked me anything like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been asked to fuck a dog.

Promptly blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the dog one but the guy was being very sketchy and dropping hints, asking if I was "knotty". When the penny dropped I asked him outright if he was trying to get me to do his dog. Then I got banned by fab for using the technical name of the act lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

How did you reply?!"
didn't just block her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the guy who wanted to be locked in a dog cage and just sit there whilst I went about my day… "
to be fair how many times you wanted to do that to me just can't find a cage big enough lol

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.

I wrestle the male half.

If I win, I do what I want with the female

If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.

I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.

I wrestle the male half.

If I win, I do what I want with the female

If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.

I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol "

Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol

Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9

"
his lost anyway as you look quite lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol

Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9

his lost anyway as you look quite lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well had couple want me to get the lady of couple literally get her pregnant not a roleplay while he watched and filmed it

of course lady asked me if she could poo on my abs

urghwasn't just a random message having a nice chat and she ask can we try something if we meet and i said sure what is it and she said that

How did you reply?!didn't just block her lol

Fair. That's what I did to Mr K 9

his lost anyway as you look quite lovely

"
would send you face pic but I can wait 10 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.

I wrestle the male half.

If I win, I do what I want with the female

If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.

I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me "
Pussy

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I once had a message from a couple offering a challenge.

I wrestle the male half.

If I win, I do what I want with the female

If he wins, he gets to do what he wants with me.

I was well up for the challenge, when they asked why I was so confident I said I’d been doing Brazilian jiu-jitsu and Greco wrestling for 5 years and they blocked me "

brilliant though you should've played down your abilities

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"We got asked if my hubby played the x-box and if he did did we want to go over and they (the other couple) could play with me and he (my hubby) could get them through the next round as they couldn’t get past it!"

What game were they stuck on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if i would come to a hotel room and have sex in a bathtub full of cereal. I asked what cereal and if it was skimmed or full fat milk. Standard corn flakes was the reply. Said I don’t get out of bed for anything but crunchy nut. No response after. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum on my feet for only fans video?

Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?

Both asked in person.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

What game were they stuck on?"

No idea I just blocked!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Cum on my feet for only fans video?

Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?

Both asked in person."

What flavour was the yoghurt?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

What game were they stuck on?

No idea I just blocked! "

I wonder if they ever got past it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum on my feet for only fans video?

Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?

Both asked in person.

What flavour was the yoghurt?"

I do not know. Wasn't a great experience.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Cum on my feet for only fans video?

Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?

Both asked in person.

What flavour was the yoghurt?

I do not know. Wasn't a great experience. "

That's a shame. A lady once used angel delight to slather mine and another man's cock and suck them clean. It was enjoyable.

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

Was chatting to a woman and all seemed good. I mentioned i was a farmer and she started asking plenty questions of what animals i had. She was very excited i had a horse and it was quite obvious she wanted to ride him in a non conventional way!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I had a guy offer me a pair of leather trousers and wanted me to wear them whenever I had sex. I was then to tell him all about it.

He also mentioned that they'd never been washed.

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By *aturegentdurham OP Man
over a year ago

Stanley

"Was chatting to a woman and all seemed good. I mentioned i was a farmer and she started asking plenty questions of what animals i had. She was very excited i had a horse and it was quite obvious she wanted to ride him in a non conventional way! "

What without a saddle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum on my feet for only fans video?

Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?

Both asked in person.

What flavour was the yoghurt?

I do not know. Wasn't a great experience.

That's a shame. A lady once used angel delight to slather mine and another man's cock and suck them clean. It was enjoyable. "

The yoghurt was freezing cold, it killed all sensation and she was making a mess of it, it went all on my inner thighs and she didn't let me use the bathroom to clean up after. It was a hot summers day so I had to go back home with the while the yoghurt had begun to dry and stick to my jeans.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Cum on my feet for only fans video?

Can I put yoghurt on your dick and then suck you off?

Both asked in person.

What flavour was the yoghurt?

I do not know. Wasn't a great experience.

That's a shame. A lady once used angel delight to slather mine and another man's cock and suck them clean. It was enjoyable.

That's bad form not letting you clean yourself up after. You should've cleaned yourself on her curtains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you fuck my mum, she had her tits done a few years ago.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Would you fuck my mum, she had her tits done a few years ago."

At least show me a pic of her before I say yes fs

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Ive been asked to wank someone off wearing rubber gloves

Get a pair of tights dirty and smelling as bad as i possibly could and wear them during sex

Whilst a hut was wearig an adukt nappy he wanted me to bottle feed him and , feed him baby food ??

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I was asked if i would come to a hotel room and have sex in a bathtub full of cereal. I asked what cereal and if it was skimmed or full fat milk. Standard corn flakes was the reply. Said I don’t get out of bed for anything but crunchy nut. No response after. ??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What without a saddle."
That's just bareback, surely ?

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