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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

Just bought a Dremmel 4000 and a Bosch Hammer drill. Got me thinking of the strange names given to sex toys.

Started inventing some of my own.

The Nobulator 500 with maxi pump slide action.

The Clit Tickler MK1 cordless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colin the Cucumber.

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck


"Colin the Cucumber."

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By *aphunterMan
over a year ago

horsham


"Colin the Cucumber.

"

Great name

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By *ausageNmashCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Friend in your drawer

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By *aphunterMan
over a year ago

horsham

Vibronater! Lmao

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck


"Friend in your drawer "

Always a good place to store.

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck


"Vibronater! Lmao"

Does it have hyperdrive?

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

The Turbo Dick Traveler for those long journeys.

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

The Fanny Juicer 2.0 - 21st Century fanny juicing.

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

The Nipple Knocker XL5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger banger 3000

Master blaster XL

meat beater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be Buzz Tightrear for a vibrating butt plug, surely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It has to be Buzz Tightrear for a vibrating butt plug, surely. "

It could have a slogan too.

"To fitsintome and beyond"

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By *hat BlokeMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

The Power Pumper 3000 with delux stimulo rotary beads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The German fleshlight

Helmut Buffer.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

BOB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The submariner

Takes you to depths that you never knew existed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The battery operated tongue with built in timer function.

The Lickulator 3000.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One from the roman days:

The Julius Pleaser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Russell Crowe

You'll be "Glad he ate ya".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a tiny bullet vibe we called The Beast.

We have a double ended dildo we call the hubbys aspiration. Because it can do all the things I wish I could and can reach places I would love to reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye swarter.

Not for the faint hearted, just remember the lube.

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By *arakiss12 OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedfuck

Lovin these names, made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirmy rooter. Although I think that’s a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bishop basher.

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By *ssexfootmanMan
over a year ago

Essex

Wetmaker 1.2 LX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Ford Escort"

Driven by pussies for decades.

The Xr3i, driven by pricks forever.

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