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"What dya wanna know?" I wanna know if I can pump your bum? | |||
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"What dya wanna know? I wanna know if I can pump your bum?" Affirmatory. | |||
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"How many aliens are there " Five and a half. | |||
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"How many aliens are there Five and a half. " | |||
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"What dya wanna know? I wanna know if I can pump your bum? Affirmatory. " Ace! | |||
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"How do I give up magnums? Private Inspectors Anonymous support group. | |||
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"What dya wanna know? I wanna know if I can pump your bum? Affirmatory. Ace! | |||
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"Do you drink Stella ?? No, nor Estrella. | |||
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"What will I be reincarnated as?" Stag beetle | |||
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"Where can I find a good savoury snack ? Right here | |||
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"How do I give up magnums? Christ that took a few minutes too long for my brain | |||
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"How do I give up magnums? Oh Saff! | |||
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"What will I be reincarnated as? Stag beetle" The mandibles look pretty cool to be fair | |||
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"What will I be reincarnated as?" You’ll find out one day, I’m sure | |||
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"What will I be reincarnated as? Stag beetle The mandibles look pretty cool to be fair" And the shiny black armour. | |||
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"What's the difference between a duck?" And? | |||
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"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella Has he got an album called Estella? | |||
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"Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish. Yes Pip. | |||
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"What dya wanna know?" Which came first the chicken or the egg ? | |||
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"Is a camel spider a spider? " For sure it is. | |||
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"I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks. " Quite. | |||
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"What's your favourite whisky?" Jura | |||
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"What dya wanna know? Which came first the chicken or the egg ? " The rooster. | |||
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"when you coming over this way " Soon come. | |||
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"What's your favourite whisky? Jura" It's up there | |||
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"Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish. Will you toodle pip? | |||
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"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mrs TMN x" If I have to Fairytale of New York | |||
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"What's your favourite whisky? Jura It's up there No! | |||
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"Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish. Always | |||
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"Where would you go for for some serenity?" Salt marshes in Norfolk | |||
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"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mrs TMN x If I have to Fairytale of New York" Oh boooooooo Predictable. I'm disappointed in you. | |||
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"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mrs TMN x If I have to Fairytale of New York Oh boooooooo Predictable. I'm disappointed in you. " To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer | |||
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"I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks. Quite. " Actually read the OP as, what dya know. How about how do you get your lips so plump? | |||
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"I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks. Quite. Actually read the OP as, what dya know. How about how do you get your lips so plump?" Biting them out of nervousness | |||
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"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mrs TMN x If I have to Fairytale of New York Oh boooooooo Predictable. I'm disappointed in you. To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer" 5/10 must try harder | |||
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"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mrs TMN x If I have to Fairytale of New York Oh boooooooo Predictable. I'm disappointed in you. To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer 5/10 must try harder" That’s being generous | |||
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"Should I run tomorrow , then gym on Sunday ....or Gym tomorrow then run on Sunday?" The latter | |||
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"Should I run tomorrow , then gym on Sunday ....or Gym tomorrow then run on Sunday? The latter " Such wisdom , thank you x | |||
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"What's your favourite Christmas song? Mrs TMN x If I have to Fairytale of New York Oh boooooooo Predictable. I'm disappointed in you. To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer 5/10 must try harder That’s being generous" I'm a generous kinda gal | |||
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Monty Python | |||
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? What do swallows get laddened with ? | |||
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"What's the best thing you've watched recently? " A boy telling me dirty shenanigans they’d got up to. | |||
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"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella | |||
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"What puzzles you?" How frequently i need to pee after one pint! | |||
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"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella People listen to Peter Gabriel? | |||
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"... your mobile number..." I have no mobile | |||
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"If you had to write a dissertation tomorrow what would it be on?" Psychologically informed environments in the homeless sector | |||
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"When will I, will I be famous?...." Never. Sorry. | |||
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"If you had to write a dissertation tomorrow what would it be on? Psychologically informed environments in the homeless sector" Interesting! | |||
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"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella You godless heathen!! | |||
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"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella ummmm .. I have a sequinned jacket!! (possibly) | |||
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"What's my mobile phone number " 618 Heaven | |||
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"If your life was a movie, which one would it be?" A Room with a View | |||
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"What love is" Everything | |||
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"What love is Everything" Oh you | |||
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"How many times in a row can you say 'nipple nibble' before getting it wrong ?" Right now not many! I’m tipsy. | |||
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"What love is Everything Oh you Everything | |||
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"... your mobile number... I have no mobile" ... landline, email, Kik, Instagram....lol.. | |||
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"... your mobile number... I have no mobile ... landline, email, Kik, Instagram....lol.." Damn, I was being gentle | |||
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"What's my mobile phone number 618 Heaven" .. tried it, invalid... | |||
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"What love is Everything Oh you | |||
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"... your mobile number... I have no mobile ... landline, email, Kik, Instagram....lol.. Ok... Damn, I was being gentle" | |||
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"What an Estella motorboating feels like. " Salt spray inducing. | |||
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"Are you happy? x" Right now; yes. Overall; no - a little wobbly in places but I’m working on them. | |||
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"Are you happy? x Right now; yes. Overall; no - a little wobbly in places but I’m working on them. " | |||
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"Hi Estella x If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know It’s good to be bad | |||
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"Hi Estella x If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know Bad to who? | |||
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"Hi Estella x If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know Your friends. They’d want you to get balls deep. | |||
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"What an Estella motorboating feels like. Salt spray inducing. " I can imagine so. | |||
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"What an Estella motorboating feels like. Salt spray inducing. I can imagine so. " Ahoy captain | |||
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"Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow........" No but there’s an awkward little Irishman | |||
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"What an Estella motorboating feels like. Salt spray inducing. I can imagine so. Ahoy captain" Thar she blows shipmates. | |||
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"What an Estella motorboating feels like. Salt spray inducing. I can imagine so. Ahoy captain Thar she blows shipmates. " Look at the sea-men | |||
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"What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form?" Hush now, it’s called an orgasm | |||
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"Who’s the fairest of them all???? " YOU are | |||
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"Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow........ No but there’s an awkward little Irishman" Ssshh don't giveaway my hiding spot (ninja) | |||
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"Who’s the fairest of them all???? YOU are " | |||
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"Who’s the fairest of them all???? YOU are My pleasure | |||
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"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. " In A Manner Of Speaking | |||
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"What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form? Hush now, it’s called an orgasm" Omg, do women have those too? | |||
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? African or European? | |||
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"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. In A Manner Of Speaking" Smartarse | |||
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"What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form? Hush now, it’s called an orgasm Omg, do women have those too? Yes but only if you are fully serviced first | |||
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"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. In A Manner Of Speaking Smartarse" Sorry | |||
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"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. In A Manner Of Speaking Smartarse Sorry " 's fine | |||
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"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. In A Manner Of Speaking So quick. I though Cat meant French cinema of the late 50s and early 60s ! " I reckon she had a quick google to get that answer. She's lightning quick. | |||
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"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. In A Manner Of Speaking So quick. I though Cat meant French cinema of the late 50s and early 60s ! I reckon she had a quick google to get that answer. She's lightning quick. Tipsy too. Well impressed. | |||
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"What dya wanna know?" Did you see what I said to you on the nocturnal thread the other night after you went to sleep? | |||
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"What dya wanna know? I wanna know if I can pump your bum?" And I wanna know if I can watch | |||
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"What dya wanna know? Did you see what I said to you on the nocturnal thread the other night after you went to sleep?" I did. Sadface | |||
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"What dya wanna know? I wanna know if I can pump your bum? And I wanna know if I can watch Anytime! | |||
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"Is it true the streets of London are paved in gold......" Negatory | |||
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"What dya wanna know? I wanna know if I can pump your bum? And I wanna know if I can watch *sits, waits for Mr B | |||
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"Is it true the streets of London are paved in gold...... Negatory" She's right, discarded fried chicken and dog shit mostly. | |||
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"What were the clangers really saying..." Do you like my Swanee whistle? | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? " Bussy, always. How are you bud? | |||
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"Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck? No. | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Bussy, always. How are you bud?" Times are rough at the minute (poorly mamma) It's good for a brain switch off in here though and always nice to see you knocking about x | |||
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"What's the difference between a duck?" I know this one.... One of its legs is both the same. | |||
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"Why can't we lick our elbows...." Because there’s simply no need to. | |||
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"Will you still love me tomorrow? Bussy, always. How are you bud? Times are rough at the minute (poorly mamma) It's good for a brain switch off in here though and always nice to see you knocking about x" Oh I’m so sorry to hear that. I have poorly pop at the mo so I feel you. And likewise, your posts always cheer me. | |||
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"Why are people so fickle?" Oh dear what’s happened? | |||
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"Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck? but what if it only picked up little sticks? Or would it get carried away playin pooh sticks? | |||
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"Why are people so fickle? Oh dear what’s happened?" Thats answering a question with a question? | |||
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"Why are people so fickle? Oh dear what’s happened? Thats answering a question with a question? It is? | |||
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"Did you make your painters use the tradesmen's enterance....." They aren’t real! | |||
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"Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck? I love playing pooh sticks. Fact. | |||
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"What's my mobile phone number 618 Heaven" | |||
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"Why are people so fickle? Oh dear what’s happened? Thats answering a question with a question? Because they’re cunts. | |||
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"Why are people so fickle? Oh dear what’s happened? Thats answering a question with a question? | |||
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"Where can I apply to help recreate your current profile picture?" Slot something in my box. | |||
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"What are dreams made of? " Your smile! | |||
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"What are dreams made of? Your smile!" Oh my gosh | |||
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"Hows your evening an how can I help make it better x" All good and you just did. | |||
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"Hows your evening an how can I help make it better x All good and you just did. I'm glad I could help x | |||
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"I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175? Maybe even so! | |||
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"I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175? Ooh, there should be a special big fab bell to ring when that happens. Ring a ding ding! | |||
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"I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175? Filth. | |||
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"Where is the lesser spotted Mr TMN? He makes infrequent appearances and it's very exciting. Where is he E?!" Behind the camera lens taking all those super shots of Mrs. | |||
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"Are boys really made of slugs & snails & puppy dog tails?" Euphemistically so. | |||
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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Ooooooooooh hello!!! | |||
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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Evening all! Estella, I’m wondering, how much could I sell Mrs TMN for? She’s quite irritating just now. Mr TMN | |||
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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Hello Mr! Mrs stop dicking about, get that fine arse to bed. | |||
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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed I’d have her for a fiver. Deal? | |||
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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Plus P&P? Mr TMN | |||
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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed No returns though. | |||
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