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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

What dya wanna know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dya wanna know?"

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

How many aliens are there

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What dya wanna know?

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?"

Affirmatory.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"How many aliens are there "

Five and a half.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"How many aliens are there

Five and a half. "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

How do I give up magnums?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dya wanna know?

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?

Affirmatory. "

Ace!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Do you drink Stella ??

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"How do I give up magnums? "

Private Inspectors Anonymous support group.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What will I be reincarnated as?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What dya wanna know?

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?

Affirmatory.

Ace! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I find a good savoury snack ?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Do you drink Stella ?? "

No, nor Estrella.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What will I be reincarnated as?"

Stag beetle

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Where can I find a good savoury snack ? "

Right here

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"How do I give up magnums?

Private Inspectors Anonymous support group. "

Christ that took a few minutes too long for my brain

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"How do I give up magnums?

Private Inspectors Anonymous support group.

Christ that took a few minutes too long for my brain "

Oh Saff!

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"What will I be reincarnated as?

Stag beetle"

The mandibles look pretty cool to be fair

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent


"What will I be reincarnated as?"

You’ll find out one day, I’m sure

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What will I be reincarnated as?

Stag beetle

The mandibles look pretty cool to be fair"

And the shiny black armour.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

What's the difference between a duck?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Great Peter Gabriel album Estella

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a camel spider a spider?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's the difference between a duck?"

And?

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What's your favourite whisky?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella "

Has he got an album called Estella?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish. "

Yes Pip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dya wanna know?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg ?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is a camel spider a spider? "

For sure it is.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks. "

Quite.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's your favourite whisky?"

Jura

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

when you coming over this way

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What dya wanna know?

Which came first the chicken or the egg ? "

The rooster.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"when you coming over this way "

Soon come.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"What's your favourite whisky?

Jura"

It's up there Highland Park just pips it for me

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish.

Yes Pip. "

Will you toodle pip?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x"

If I have to Fairytale of New York

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's your favourite whisky?

Jura

It's up there Highland Park just pips it for me"

No!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Can I have a slice of Miss Havisham's wedding cake?.. I'm peckish.

Yes Pip.

Will you toodle pip? "

Always

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Where would you go for for some serenity?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Where would you go for for some serenity?"

Salt marshes in Norfolk

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x

If I have to Fairytale of New York"

Oh boooooooo

Predictable. I'm disappointed in you.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x

If I have to Fairytale of New York

Oh boooooooo

Predictable. I'm disappointed in you. "

To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks.

Quite. "

Actually read the OP as, what dya know.

How about how do you get your lips so plump?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I have a Michelin winning chippy near me. Must be as I'm eating it and I don't like eating it. Fucks.

Quite.

Actually read the OP as, what dya know.

How about how do you get your lips so plump?"

Biting them out of nervousness

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x

If I have to Fairytale of New York

Oh boooooooo

Predictable. I'm disappointed in you.

To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer"

5/10 must try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I run tomorrow , then gym on Sunday ....or

Gym tomorrow then run on Sunday?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x

If I have to Fairytale of New York

Oh boooooooo

Predictable. I'm disappointed in you.

To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer

5/10 must try harder"

That’s being generous

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Should I run tomorrow , then gym on Sunday ....or

Gym tomorrow then run on Sunday?"

The latter

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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I run tomorrow , then gym on Sunday ....or

Gym tomorrow then run on Sunday?

The latter "

Such wisdom , thank you x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What's your favourite Christmas song?

Mrs TMN x

If I have to Fairytale of New York

Oh boooooooo

Predictable. I'm disappointed in you.

To be honest I’m unhappy with it as an answer

5/10 must try harder

That’s being generous"

I'm a generous kinda gal

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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What's the best thing you've watched recently?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

Monty Python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

What do swallows get laddened with ?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's the best thing you've watched recently? "

A boy telling me dirty shenanigans they’d got up to.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What puzzles you?

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By *one70Man
over a year ago

Oxford

... your mobile number...

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

If you had to write a dissertation tomorrow what would it be on?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When will I, will I be famous?....

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella

Has he got an album called Estella?"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What puzzles you?"

How frequently i need to pee after one pint!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella

Has he got an album called Estella?

"

People listen to Peter Gabriel?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"... your mobile number..."

I have no mobile

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

What's my mobile phone number

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"If you had to write a dissertation tomorrow what would it be on?"

Psychologically informed environments in the homeless sector

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"When will I, will I be famous?...."

Never. Sorry.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"If you had to write a dissertation tomorrow what would it be on?

Psychologically informed environments in the homeless sector"

Interesting!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella

Has he got an album called Estella?

People listen to Peter Gabriel? "

You godless heathen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your life was a movie, which one would it be?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Great Peter Gabriel album Estella

Has he got an album called Estella?

People listen to Peter Gabriel?

You godless heathen!! "

ummmm .. I have a sequinned jacket!! (possibly)

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's my mobile phone number "

618 Heaven

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"If your life was a movie, which one would it be?"

A Room with a View

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

What love is

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What love is"

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many times in a row can you say 'nipple nibble' before getting it wrong ?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"What love is

Everything"

Oh you

If you could say it in your best Rick Grimes voice that would truly be everythang

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"How many times in a row can you say 'nipple nibble' before getting it wrong ?"

Right now not many! I’m tipsy.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What love is

Everything

Oh you

If you could say it in your best Rick Grimes voice that would truly be everythang "

Everything

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By *one70Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"... your mobile number...

I have no mobile"

... landline, email, Kik, Instagram....lol..

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"... your mobile number...

I have no mobile

... landline, email, Kik, Instagram....lol.."

Damn, I was being gentle

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By *one70Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"What's my mobile phone number

618 Heaven"

.. tried it, invalid...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"What love is

Everything

Oh you

If you could say it in your best Rick Grimes voice that would truly be everythang

Everything "

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What an Estella motorboating feels like.

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By *one70Man
over a year ago

Oxford


"... your mobile number...

I have no mobile

... landline, email, Kik, Instagram....lol..

Ok...

Damn, I was being gentle"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What an Estella motorboating feels like. "

Salt spray inducing.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Are you happy? x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Are you happy? x"

Right now; yes.

Overall; no - a little wobbly in places but I’m working on them.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Are you happy? x

Right now; yes.

Overall; no - a little wobbly in places but I’m working on them. "

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Hi Estella x

If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hi Estella x

If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know "

It’s good to be bad

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"Hi Estella x

If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know

It’s good to be bad"

Bad to who?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hi Estella x

If I already have plans with friends for kinda dull drinks and a catch up tomorrow night but a sexy woman has just said she'll let me do absolutely anything to her instead if I'd prefer, then would I be a bad friend if I put my weiner up the sexy woman's bum instead of getting grilled about the sexy woman by my mates in the pub? It's a tough life, I know

It’s good to be bad

Bad to who? "

Your friends. They’d want you to get balls deep.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"What an Estella motorboating feels like.

Salt spray inducing. "

I can imagine so.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What an Estella motorboating feels like.

Salt spray inducing.

I can imagine so. "

Ahoy captain

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow........

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow........"

No but there’s an awkward little Irishman

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"What an Estella motorboating feels like.

Salt spray inducing.

I can imagine so.

Ahoy captain"

Thar she blows shipmates.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What an Estella motorboating feels like.

Salt spray inducing.

I can imagine so.

Ahoy captain

Thar she blows shipmates. "

Look at the sea-men

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s the fairest of them all????

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form?"

Hush now, it’s called an orgasm

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Who’s the fairest of them all???? "

YOU are

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Is there a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow........

No but there’s an awkward little Irishman"

Ssshh don't giveaway my hiding spot (ninja)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who’s the fairest of them all????

YOU are "

Thank you mirror _stella

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Who’s the fairest of them all????

YOU are

Thank you mirror _stella "

My pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not. "

In A Manner Of Speaking

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville


"What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form?

Hush now, it’s called an orgasm"

Omg, do women have those too?

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast


"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? "

African or European?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

In A Manner Of Speaking"

Smartarse

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What's actually happening in your profile picture Estella? It looks like you are experiencing some pleasure in some form?

Hush now, it’s called an orgasm

Omg, do women have those too? "

Yes but only if you are fully serviced first

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

In A Manner Of Speaking

Smartarse"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

In A Manner Of Speaking

Smartarse

Sorry "

's fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

In A Manner Of Speaking"

So quick. I though Cat meant French cinema of the late 50s and early 60s !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

In A Manner Of Speaking

So quick. I though Cat meant French cinema of the late 50s and early 60s ! "

I reckon she had a quick google to get that answer. She's lightning quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you like Nouvelle Vague? I can't decide if I do or not.

In A Manner Of Speaking

So quick. I though Cat meant French cinema of the late 50s and early 60s !

I reckon she had a quick google to get that answer. She's lightning quick. "

Tipsy too. Well impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dya wanna know?"

Did you see what I said to you on the nocturnal thread the other night after you went to sleep?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dya wanna know?

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?"

And I wanna know if I can watch

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What dya wanna know?

Did you see what I said to you on the nocturnal thread the other night after you went to sleep?"

I did. Sadface

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What dya wanna know?

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?

And I wanna know if I can watch "

Anytime!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Is it true the streets of London are paved in gold......

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is it true the streets of London are paved in gold......"

Negatory

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

What were the clangers really saying...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you still love me tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What dya wanna know?

I wanna know if I can pump your bum?

And I wanna know if I can watch

Anytime!"

*sits, waits for Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it true the streets of London are paved in gold......

Negatory"

She's right, discarded fried chicken and dog shit mostly.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What were the clangers really saying..."

Do you like my Swanee whistle?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Will you still love me tomorrow? "

Bussy, always. How are you bud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck? "

No.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Why can't we lick our elbows....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you still love me tomorrow?

Bussy, always. How are you bud?"

Times are rough at the minute (poorly mamma)

It's good for a brain switch off in here though and always nice to see you knocking about x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the difference between a duck?"

I know this one....

One of its legs is both the same.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Why can't we lick our elbows...."

Because there’s simply no need to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are people so fickle?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Will you still love me tomorrow?

Bussy, always. How are you bud?

Times are rough at the minute (poorly mamma)

It's good for a brain switch off in here though and always nice to see you knocking about x"

Oh I’m so sorry to hear that. I have poorly pop at the mo so I feel you. And likewise, your posts always cheer me.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Why are people so fickle?"

Oh dear what’s happened?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Did you make your painters use the tradesmen's enterance.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck?

No."

but what if it only picked up little sticks? Or would it get carried away playin pooh sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people so fickle?

Oh dear what’s happened?"

Thats answering a question with a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people so fickle?

Oh dear what’s happened?

Thats answering a question with a question? "

It is?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Did you make your painters use the tradesmen's enterance....."

They aren’t real!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Exactly how much wood can a wood chuck Chuck?

No. but what if it only picked up little sticks? Or would it get carried away playin pooh sticks?"

I love playing pooh sticks. Fact.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What's my mobile phone number

618 Heaven"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Why are people so fickle?

Oh dear what’s happened?

Thats answering a question with a question? "

Because they’re cunts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people so fickle?

Oh dear what’s happened?

Thats answering a question with a question?

Because they’re cunts."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can I apply to help recreate your current profile picture?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Where can I apply to help recreate your current profile picture?"

Slot something in my box.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

What are dreams made of?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What are dreams made of? "

Your smile!

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By *wolf91Man
over a year ago

Rowley

Hows your evening an how can I help make it better x

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"What are dreams made of?

Your smile!"

Oh my gosh

I cannot even.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hows your evening an how can I help make it better x"

All good and you just did.

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By *wolf91Man
over a year ago

Rowley


"Hows your evening an how can I help make it better x

All good and you just did. "

I'm glad I could help x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175?

Mrs TMN x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175?

Mrs TMN x"

Maybe even so!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175?

Mrs TMN x

Maybe even so!"

Ooh, there should be a special big fab bell to ring when that happens. Ring a ding ding!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Where is the lesser spotted Mr TMN? He makes infrequent appearances and it's very exciting. Where is he E?!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I want to know if this thread is going to make it to 175?

Mrs TMN x

Maybe even so!

Ooh, there should be a special big fab bellend to ring when that happens. Ring a ding ding! "

Filth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are boys really made of slugs & snails & puppy dog tails?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Where is the lesser spotted Mr TMN? He makes infrequent appearances and it's very exciting. Where is he E?!"

Behind the camera lens taking all those super shots of Mrs.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Are boys really made of slugs & snails & puppy dog tails?"

Euphemistically so.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN"

Ooooooooooh hello!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN

Ooooooooooh hello!!!"

Evening all! Estella, I’m wondering, how much could I sell Mrs TMN for? She’s quite irritating just now. Mr TMN

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN"

Hello Mr! Mrs stop dicking about, get that fine arse to bed.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN

Ooooooooooh hello!!!

Evening all! Estella, I’m wondering, how much could I sell Mrs TMN for? She’s quite irritating just now. Mr TMN"

I’d have her for a fiver. Deal?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN

Ooooooooooh hello!!!

Evening all! Estella, I’m wondering, how much could I sell Mrs TMN for? She’s quite irritating just now. Mr TMN

I’d have her for a fiver. Deal?"

Plus P&P? Mr TMN

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Hiyas! Actually, I’m waiting on Mrs TMN who’s dicking about on Fab instead of coming to bed Mr TMN

Ooooooooooh hello!!!

Evening all! Estella, I’m wondering, how much could I sell Mrs TMN for? She’s quite irritating just now. Mr TMN

I’d have her for a fiver. Deal?

Plus P&P? Mr TMN "

No returns though.

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