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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Complicated?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

A sum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

234

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All wrong

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

One of them is illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

244

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

The amount I have until payday.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Well I'm 51, so who are the other 3 amazing people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

244

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

244. But it obviously isn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll comment if someone gets it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mathematics?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

Years when wars started??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurting my brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7839146251

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

242

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started?? "

By jove I think you've got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All wrong

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

204

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

228

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

204?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started??

By jove I think you've got it"

Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"All wrong "

(Blows raspberry).

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started??

By jove I think you've got it

Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up.

Has the hamster fallen off the wheel again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

Just fucking with my head ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it

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By *arty84Man
over a year ago

Orpington

Math wise it's 244, unless it's some sort of code?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it

Did they come up with anything?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it

Did they come up with anything?"

Yeah a few things but still came to 244

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

The code to your safe ? LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

244

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Your phone number? We all wish haha

Miss PC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it

Did they come up with anything?

Yeah a few things but still came to 244

Mathematical it's 244, but obviously it's not a maths question

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started??

By jove I think you've got it

Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up.

Has the hamster fallen off the wheel again? "

That fucked off as soon as it saw seventy-eight. It hates maths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your phone number? We all wish haha

Miss PC "

Just tried it - it's some kebab place in Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

204 but think that’s already been said

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

A wide age range of shags?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Numbers of the dishes you have ordered from the Chinese takeaway??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Numbers of the dishes you have ordered from the Chinese takeaway??

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started??

By jove I think you've got it

Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up.

Has the hamster fallen off the wheel again?

That fucked off as soon as it saw seventy-eight. It hates maths. "

Disobedient wee fecker it is

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started??

By jove I think you've got it"

no wars started in 78 or 51

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still wrong.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

204?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Ages of some past partners?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Years when wars started??

By jove I think you've got it

no wars started in 78 or 51"

Didn't have to be the 20th century.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Positions in the karma-sutra you haven't tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

78: You birth year

39: WWII began

14: Day of my birthday

62: Cuban Missile Crisis

51: Random date because it was 70 years ago

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is the answer a number?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

244?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the answer a number?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Positions in the karma-sutra you haven't tried.

That's a funny answer but still wrong. There would be a lot more numbers for that.

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"
244

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Positions in the karma-sutra you haven't tried.

That's a funny answer but still wrong. There would be a lot more numbers for that. "

OK. The ones you've done today.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Two hundred and forty four?

(No idea, probably wrong)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nuclear launch code!!

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By *haron7540Woman
over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

39 is half of 78

No clue on the rest

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The house numbers you've lived at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"
why I don’t come in the forums much !

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The word “plus” no longer looks like an actual word. I’ve been staring it it too long.

Mr TMN.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is it anything to do with quantum physics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The nuclear launch code!!

Gosh that would be worrying wouldn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The house numbers you've lived at? "

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s just get it over with OP.

Come on…

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Two hundred and forty four?

(No idea, probably wrong)"

Ah! Good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know, I know....you just want to get to 174 and then kill the thread!!

Damn it, Ive forgotten how to make a ninja emoji!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Two hundred and forty four?

(No idea, probably wrong)"

Nice

Although that would be Two hundred and forty-four I believe… Mr TMN

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wait! I’ve got it. I think. Back in a mo.

Mr TMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok if you assume the dashes are actually minus then :

70-8+30-9+14+60-2+50-1

204

But some how I think that's still incorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angola dialing code

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

5 random numbers

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

The numbers that won't win the lottery tonight.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok if you assume the dashes are actually minus then :

70-8+30-9+14+60-2+50-1

204

But some how I think that's still incorrect"

I did that too but it’s wrong.

Unless it’s two hundred and four

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

200

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Turns out I don’t have it.

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nope!!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

204

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

fourteen is the odd one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

A combination of numbers added together

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Written numbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

No you don't say LOL

Just kidding OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations "

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? "

Yep!

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

-104

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Your phone number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

Yep!"

You need someone close on speed dial!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

Yep!

You need someone close on speed dial! "

Haha funny that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your phone number?

Nope, that's got lots of 9's in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Composite numbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

Yep!

You need someone close on speed dial!

Haha funny that

Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right?

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By *oom Bang a BangMan
over a year ago

Watford

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

560+270+14+120+50=1014?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

Yep!

You need someone close on speed dial!

Haha funny that

Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right? "

Absolutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Composite numbers"

That's actually factual correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

Yep!

You need someone close on speed dial!

Haha funny that

Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right?

Absolutely!

Watching ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations

Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth?

Yep!

You need someone close on speed dial!

Haha funny that

Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right?

Absolutely!

I guess its apt my number has lots of nines in it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I serve the House?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

Seventy-eight=62+

Thirty-nine..=21 =93+

..............14.=105+

Sixty-two....=58 =163+

Fifty-one....=49 =212

..........

212.... final answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. "

She's not the only one lol

It's a great riddle PW, thanks posting (I think)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. "

Not well enough to know the answer. Lol

Nora is softy - she'll forgive you. Xx

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

42.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

Seventy-eight=62+

Thirty-nine..=21 =93+

..............14.=107+

Sixty-two....=58 =165+

Fifty-one....=49 =214

..........

214.... final answer

"
ooops should be 214

lol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Sorry, forty-two.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. "

I never want to speak to you again!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

Two hundred and fourty-four.

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

One hell of a gang bang

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again! "

Now, now you 2.

Play Nice

And when you do, can i watch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again! "

Can't we hug it out instead?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again!

Can't we hug it out instead? "

Only if we can have naked boob squishes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

78- the number of unread messages in your inbox.

39- the number of people on your hotlist.

14-the number of winks you have.

62- the number of friends on your friend list.

51- the number of cocks you've sucked this week.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Nope….I’m lost and I work in finance!

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

70-(8+30)-(9+14+60)-(2+50)-1

70-38-83-52-1 = -168

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

78- the number of unread messages in your inbox.

39- the number of people on your hotlist.

14-the number of winks you have.

62- the number of friends on your friend list.

51- the number of cocks you've sucked this week.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

70-(8+30)-(9+14+60)-(2+50)-1

70-38-83-52-1 = -168

I like the brackets

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

70-(8+30)-(9+14+60)-(2+50)-1

70-38-83-52-1 = -168

I like the brackets

Like to keep thing shackled...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again!

Can't we hug it out instead?

Only if we can have naked boob squishes

But that might cause more palpitations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope….I’m lost and I work in finance! "

I don't think it's a maths question lol

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Nope….I’m lost and I work in finance!

I don't think it's a maths question lol"

Well it’s number related - I should have some clue, I feel defeated lol x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again!

Can't we hug it out instead?

Only if we can have naked boob squishes

But that might cause more palpitations! "

No doubt! I’ve tried one more way of trying to get this answer!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

brain ache

(I'm very numerically dyslexic)

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

In my best Blackadder voice "add ding"

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

That’s what it is

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

At first I thought: two hundred and forty four.

... but then I plumped for two hundred and four.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

269

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"At first I thought: two hundred and forty four.

... but then I plumped for two hundred and four.

Because...

(70-8)+(30-9)+14+(60-2)+(50-1)=204

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this.

What's the answer?

Put us out of our misery...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again!

Can't we hug it out instead?

Only if we can have naked boob squishes

But that might cause more palpitations!

No doubt! I’ve tried one more way of trying to get this answer!

Oh I k ow you have! And I admire the effort you've put in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this.

What's the answer?

Put us out of our misery...

You might have to wait till comment 175 for that.

Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nope!!!

Are you going to give us a clue?

Nope

I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods.

Nothing new there then.

You know me that well already?

I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though.

I never want to speak to you again!

Can't we hug it out instead?

Only if we can have naked boob squishes

But that might cause more palpitations!

No doubt! I’ve tried one more way of trying to get this answer!

Oh I k ow you have! And I admire the effort you've put in.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this.

What's the answer?

Put us out of our misery...

You might have to wait till comment 175 for that.

Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer! "

Not fair little lady... one may have to take you over ones knee and spank it out of you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this.

What's the answer?

Put us out of our misery...

You might have to wait till comment 175 for that.

Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer!

Not fair little lady... one may have to take you over ones knee and spank it out of you...

You're not the first to say that off this thread. I'm doing well... I certainly found a new way to get a spanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this.

What's the answer?

Put us out of our misery...

You might have to wait till comment 175 for that.

Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer!

Not fair little lady... one may have to take you over ones knee and spank it out of you...

You're not the first to say that off this thread. I'm doing well... I certainly found a new way to get a spanking.

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So is there an actual answer to this tease?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

The code to a sure fire 175 comment thread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Right - so let's start at the beginning.

Is the answer - 1

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?"

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A question you're asking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something."

Where's the fucking please!

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady."

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind."

Fiesty!

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty! "

*Spanks own ass*.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The code for your chastity belt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*."

No, let me, I can get a much better swing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*.

No, let me, I can get a much better swing! "

Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is the answer 2?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

^he knows he'd lose his balls otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*.

No, let me, I can get a much better swing!

Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers."

Ooh silky you say?

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*.

No, let me, I can get a much better swing!

Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.

Ooh silky you say? "

*Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that!"

I suspect it was someone who was desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that!"

Shocking. \(°o°)/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*.

No, let me, I can get a much better swing!

Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.

Ooh silky you say?

*Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED."

You'll be performing an exorcism on me next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

^he knows he'd lose his balls otherwise! "

Yes, I'd rather not have the embarrassment of having to ask for them back.

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By *anityProjectMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*.

No, let me, I can get a much better swing!

Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.

Ooh silky you say?

*Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED.

You'll be performing an exorcism on me next! "

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Me shoving a crucifix up your veg basket. You throwing up all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?

I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something.

Where's the fucking please!

You watch your fucking mouth, young lady.

Wait, you're older than me. Never mind.

Fiesty!

*Spanks own ass*.

No, let me, I can get a much better swing!

Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.

Ooh silky you say?

*Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED.

You'll be performing an exorcism on me next!

You'd like that, wouldn't you? Me shoving a crucifix up your veg basket. You throwing up all over the place."

You've got me all wrong!

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

TROWBRIDGE

Two hundred and forty four.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok people. 175 is rapidly approaching. Get your pitchforks out and light those torches!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that!

I suspect it was someone who was desperate. "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This is going to make us all very cross isn’t it?

Mr TMN

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then?"

Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The answer is over 100

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then?

Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal.

Half a pack, final offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you repeat the question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slightly early....

The answer....

Spring rolls, egg fried rice, sweet and sour pork, kung pow chicken, and chow mein.

Now please form an orderly queue before you come at me with pitch forks and torches.

Spanking will be gratefully received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then?

Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal.

Half a pack, final offer "

Mini ones? You drive a hard bargain.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Slightly early....

The answer....

Spring rolls, egg fried rice, sweet and sour pork, kung pow chicken, and chow mein.

Now please form an orderly queue before you come at me with pitch forks and torches.

Spanking will be gratefully received.

Not from my chinese

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Slightly early....

The answer....

Spring rolls, egg fried rice, sweet and sour pork, kung pow chicken, and chow mein.

Now please form an orderly queue before you come at me with pitch forks and torches.

Spanking will be gratefully received.

Fucks sake

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough

)

Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then?

Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal.

Half a pack, final offer

Mini ones? You drive a hard bargain. "

Now the answer is out I'm afraid the deal is off, though Carol is on her way to you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd have come at you with a pitchfork if it was a clever twist.

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