FabSwingers.com forum: Favourite Comedy Show & Quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your favourite comedy show, and what line always sticks out to you?

Mine would have to be Peep Show

“A chance would be a fine thing”

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm going to be one of those annoying posters who doesn't have a favourite comedy show but some highlights (minus the epic Peep Show)

Parks and Rec - Treat Yo' Self.

Capaldi's amazingness in Thick of It - Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Friday night dinner

Shit on it!

Hello bambino’s

Nice bit of squirrel Jackie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friday night dinner

Shit on it!

Hello bambino’s

Nice bit of squirrel Jackie "

Not really a quote, but Martin with his top off. Amd the occasional bit of tomato sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thick of it

Malcolm: The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego. They're all made of fucking lego."

Olly: Do you mean Star Wars, Malcolm?

Malcolm: that's the fucker

What the fuck is this tinker tailor soldier cunt?

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

The most quoted by us is still “I am Alan partridge” “Lynne, these are sex people!”

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"Friday night dinner

Shit on it!

Hello bambino’s

Nice bit of squirrel Jackie

Not really a quote, but Martin with his top off. Amd the occasional bit of tomato sauce "

Oh god he was forever spilling it and eating it off his chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to be one of those annoying posters who doesn't have a favourite comedy show but some highlights (minus the epic Peep Show)

Parks and Rec - Treat Yo' Self.

Capaldi's amazingness in Thick of It - Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

Bring in as many highlights as you want haha

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Alan Partridge - choco;late mouse scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

Alan: "You’ve got it on the bed sheets, you’ve got it on my dressing gown. You’ve got it on the valance."

Jill: "On the what?"

Alan: "The skirt thing round the side of the bed."

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Anything Alan Partridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet."

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!"

I still give the series rewatch now and again vanilla bear

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Alan Partridge - choco;late mouse scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUzZD9NA90I

Alan: "You’ve got it on the bed sheets, you’ve got it on my dressing gown. You’ve got it on the valance."

Jill: "On the what?"

Alan: "The skirt thing round the side of the bed."

Ooooo ya know your onions, that is first class, what do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Frasier:

Not since Quasimodo strolled the streets of Medieval Paris have so many people uttered the phrase "that poor man"

How can men use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!

*Noisy upstairs neighbour constantly playing the guitar*

Does he not have time for sex and or drugs?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMPEUcVyJsc

Classic and one of the best.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!

I still give the series rewatch now and again vanilla bear "

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!

I still give the series rewatch now and again vanilla bear

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want."

I feel that this should just be changed to Scrubs quotes hah.

“Is this your penny in the door?”

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!

I still give the series rewatch now and again vanilla bear

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

I feel that this should just be changed to Scrubs quotes hah.

“Is this your penny in the door?”"

Elliot: I'm notifying all my old boyfriends that I am officially off the market.

Dr Cox: I'm sure the pulse setting on your shower head will be devastated

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!

I still give the series rewatch now and again vanilla bear

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

I feel that this should just be changed to Scrubs quotes hah.

“Is this your penny in the door?”

Elliot: I'm notifying all my old boyfriends that I am officially off the market.

Dr Cox: I'm sure the pulse setting on your shower head will be devastated"

KNIFE WRENCH.....for kids

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Scrubs

Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling.

Dr. Kelso: Well, it's about time. Hell's bells, son, when I say the name Turkleton, people laugh!

Turk: Maybe because that's not my name.

Dr. Kelso: Not yet, Turkleton! Not yet.

Turkleton…. That just took me back to being 14.

EAGLE!

I still give the series rewatch now and again vanilla bear

I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want.

I feel that this should just be changed to Scrubs quotes hah.

“Is this your penny in the door?”"

You may be right, nostalgia five

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