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Ohhh no its not. Ohhh yes it is. Panto season already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do people try to convince you that you want the thing you said you didn’t want?

Would you like to switch utility supplier?

No!

But we’re 5p more expensive which over 30 years works out at 4.8p cheaper than the 3p you’re paying now.

No!

Ok i’ll sign you up for that then….

What tha fook just happened?

No means no. Twunts.

What else in life do you get told you want but dont want but stay indoors but go outside but dont go to work BORISSSSSS

Custard cream anyone?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Make it a bourbon and I'm all yours

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

And breathe OP.

I could stroke your hair if you like.

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs


"Why do people try to convince you that you want the thing you said you didn’t want?

Would you like to switch utility supplier?

No!

But we’re 5p more expensive which over 30 years works out at 4.8p cheaper than the 3p you’re paying now.

No!

Ok i’ll sign you up for that then….

What tha fook just happened?

No means no. Twunts.

What else in life do you get told you want but dont want but stay indoors but go outside but dont go to work BORISSSSSS

Custard cream anyone? "

I’ll take a custard cream

I have the same argument with broadband providers. A few years ago one came to my door and tried to convince me that I should switch because my current provider was unreliable. I pointed out that I was streaming live NFL from the US in HD with no problems and he was making me miss the game.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

He’s behind you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

No it is !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And breathe OP.

I could stroke your hair if you like. "

That would be very relaxing. It would stimulate my brain to understand the denseness of human stupidity

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