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I've got into bed.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And within minutes of being in bed I've got hiccups.

Can they please fuck off I want to sleep.

Can't hold my breath as they are string and fast. Annoying!

What keeps you awake that's bloody annoying. Usually it's just my brain thinking about crap it doesn't need to.

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

My cats usually decide my bedtime = time to go out/come in/demand food

That's bloody annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women hiccuping next to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep holding your breath in short successions. Nip it in the bud. When I can't switch my brain off I hit the nightnurse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cats usually decide my bedtime = time to go out/come in/demand food

That's bloody annoying"

Wrong pussies keeping you awake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Women hiccuping next to me."

Sorry CJ, I'll try holding my breath again.

Failing that I'll drink water while doing a handstand.... Naked.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Go for a jog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is sometimes an owl in the tree right outside my window that’s really loud

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OP - I have a party trick that would help.

I can kiss hiccups away.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"There is sometimes an owl in the tree right outside my window that’s really loud "

Dont look at it

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

The nightclub next door

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"My cats usually decide my bedtime = time to go out/come in/demand food

That's bloody annoying"

Mine comes in through the night. Sometimes just to let me know she is there. Sometimes because she wants feeding again. More often she has brought yet another live mouse in

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

You know that feeling when you're driving and you feel sleepy, then you suddenly wake up in a few mili-seconds and feel quite jolted?

Well I've been having that feeling in bed.

Bloody annoying, that is. My heart starts racing and I can't get back to sleep.

I haven't been watching scary films, nor do I have any pets that want to wake me up.

Having a hot body and cold feet doesn't help either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've done it. They've gone! Whoooo!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I've done it. They've gone! Whoooo! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know that feeling when you're driving and you feel sleepy, then you suddenly wake up in a few mili-seconds and feel quite jolted?

Well I've been having that feeling in bed.

Bloody annoying, that is. My heart starts racing and I can't get back to sleep.

I haven't been watching scary films, nor do I have any pets that want to wake me up.

Having a hot body and cold feet doesn't help either. "

That sounds annoying and not easy to fix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cats usually decide my bedtime = time to go out/come in/demand food

That's bloody annoying

Mine comes in through the night. Sometimes just to let me know she is there. Sometimes because she wants feeding again. More often she has brought yet another live mouse in "

Oh lovely.... Actually no that's pretty gross.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is sometimes an owl in the tree right outside my window that’s really loud "

I'd love hearing that. Have you seen it?

I sometimes hear one but it's quite rare.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I’m rather good at keeping myself awake I don’t need anything more

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"My cats usually decide my bedtime = time to go out/come in/demand food

That's bloody annoying

Mine comes in through the night. Sometimes just to let me know she is there. Sometimes because she wants feeding again. More often she has brought yet another live mouse in

Oh lovely.... Actually no that's pretty gross."

I catch most of them and release them. It is just a tad annoying when she brings a few in throughout the night. If I lock her out, she howls outside and wakes me and the neighbours up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Horn!?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Sorry, I'm still lost in the thoughts of you in bed... what else has been said then?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"There is sometimes an owl in the tree right outside my window that’s really loud

I'd love hearing that. Have you seen it?

I sometimes hear one but it's quite rare. "

I don't hear them for weeks, then one night they will kick off tooting. I see them more often in winter when the evenings are dark earlier. I am awake and mostly see them swoop across the road when I am driving home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cats usually decide my bedtime = time to go out/come in/demand food

That's bloody annoying

Mine comes in through the night. Sometimes just to let me know she is there. Sometimes because she wants feeding again. More often she has brought yet another live mouse in

Oh lovely.... Actually no that's pretty gross.

I catch most of them and release them. It is just a tad annoying when she brings a few in throughout the night. If I lock her out, she howls outside and wakes me and the neighbours up "

Little bugger!

I had one cat bring in a mouse late at night. The mouse escaped the cat and got under the laminate flooring. So there's me trying to retrieve it and taking up sections of the floor at 1am and the cat just sat there watching.

Mouse didn't seem phased at all when I finally got it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Horn!? "

I had that last night and hsf to take advantage of someone

But I slept great after!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, I'm still lost in the thoughts of you in bed... what else has been said then? "

And I'm only wearing a thong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a thong you say?

I can feel a cure coming on

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By *OCONO5Couple
over a year ago

Sensual Center

usually I'd snack of a few packets of crisp and few bars of chocolate...they are the cause of my sleepless night...I'm a greedy fooker

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"And within minutes of being in bed I've got hiccups.

Can they please fuck off I want to sleep.

Can't hold my breath as they are string and fast. Annoying!

What keeps you awake that's bloody annoying. Usually it's just my brain thinking about crap it doesn't need to. "

It’s not annoying as such it’s rather pleasant but right now I can hear tawny and little owls. I love living in the countryside

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Sorry, I'm still lost in the thoughts of you in bed... what else has been said then?

And I'm only wearing a thong. "

Yep, that's as far as I've got... and all the blood rushing from my brain elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I'm about to pass out and sleep. Night folks. Hope you all sleep well. Xx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

My super power is being able to sleep anywhere any time.

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk


"Think I'm about to pass out and sleep. Night folks. Hope you all sleep well. Xx"

Night OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get restless legs so anoing

And night op

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I dont sleep anxiety is queen bitch that and the fact Small is with her dad til Tuesday and I worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying uncomfortably when I don't want to disturb my dog who is spread like an eagle all comfy.. the struggle is real!

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