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There we have it guys. The finale.
And what better way to end it than to have Vanessa Carlton playing us out in an ode to my mission to wank you all off from the end of the last challenge. It might take some time. It might be when you least expect it. But it will happen. I'll be like the Fab Santa but instead of presents you get an orgasm  straight guys you might have to close your eyes, I'll moisturise as much as I can beforehand 
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BUT ANYWAY! I digress.
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Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to witness the birth of another photo challenge. I'm sure we all remember last weeks behemoth 5 parter and that will always have a special place in my heart
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HOWEVER. Onwards we must march. Time waits for no man. Or as it is in this weeks challenge.... Time waits for no woman because if you don't know it by now (and I think this is the worst kept photo challenge secret in the history of Fab  ) this week I'm asking you all to be Feminine As Fuck 
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Ladies, let us see those womanly wiles. Beguile us with your beauty. It's not all tits and arse, show us what makes you 'you' and what makes you feel feminine. You are the masters of this thread (as all of us perverts will attest) so the floor is yours... 
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And Gents. I get it. I'm a cunt. I know you might hate me right now. But it's for your own good. You need to see what the shoe's like when it's on the other foot (a shoe with a 6" inch heel no doubt  ). The ladies smashed the Manly As Fuck photo challenge out of the park so don't let me down, I'm expecting big things!! And by big things I mean I do want to see your tits and arses. It's not a week to parade your schlong about. Tuck it and suck them up. It's ladies night and you're all coming along!!
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Like the last one, ladies you can message the guys and ask if they may oblige in a photo idea of your choosing. Gents, it is not obligatory for you to do so, just might help get the juices flowing.. (((As always, please respect messages filters are there for a reason)))
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I will start a thread on Monday titled "F.A.F... The Feminine As Fuck Photo Challenge". Please upload your photo's on Monday and comment in the aforementioned thread so we can all see what you've come up with
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I had a helper last week and this week is no different. So please be upstanding and raise a glass for the womanly wonder, the fantastically Feminine As Fuck..... Fallen Angel! 
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She'll be on hand to answer any questions and talk to you and stuff as I'm buggering off again for a few hours to drive home.
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If you've taken the time to read all of this then I appreciate it and if you could blow smoke up my arse and tell me how amazing my prose is then that would be lovely. I'm not arsed if you're being psychophantic. My ego needs it
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Missed last week as I was away! | |||
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Will have a think whether I want to subject you to pics of me in a dress or whether I can be womanly in other ways…
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"I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers. " Did the mechanic last week | |||
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"I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers. Did the mechanic last week "But it’s a great idea | |||
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"I’m here to answer questions, I’ve no idea what the answers are, but I’ll just make something up "Ooooh I've a question. What shall I wear? Not for the challenge.... I've got that down. I mean right now | |||
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"I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers. " See what I can manage in a lab coat | |||
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And make some requests...looking forwards to this gents! | |||
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"Fallen, can you do a tl;dr summary of all that ? My head hurts. " So, you want me to actually read it  | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
Mrs KC "Do you like flowers? Maybe something like that, or a colour? | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
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Do you like flowers? Maybe something like that, or a colour? "No I like blue (I'm still a tomboy ) I shall spectate! | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
Mrs KC "You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical? | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
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You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical? "Excellent, I shall use my manly pic then | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
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Do you like flowers? Maybe something like that, or a colour?
No I like blue (I'm still a tomboy ) I shall spectate!"You're womanly just by being you Mrs KC. Fuck the flowers, get the thorns. | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
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You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical? "You make a good point. Whatever form your womanliness takes is awesome! | |||
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"Psychophantic may well be my new favourite word. "I stole it off another thread but sshhhhh | |||
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"FML that was like reading the Bible
Will have a think whether I want to subject you to pics of me in a dress or whether I can be womanly in other ways…
K "The Bible eh? A massively best selling piece book which is in millions of homes all over the world?  I will ignore your "FML" and take that as my first compliment! Thanks K | |||
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"I might join in! Beautiful lyrics Dickasso... I can tell they came right from the heart! " Someone gets me | |||
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"Might as well put the final nail in my eligibility on here with this pic challenge. It won't be pretty. "I’m really looking forward to this challenge | |||
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I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch! | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
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You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical?
You make a good point. Whatever form your womanliness takes is awesome!"Exactly this! Women, you are womanly. Period. However you feel 'yourself' is entirely feminine and allowed. If that's Tomboy-ish or whatever then so be it. That is who you are and will be allowed, accepted and celebrated
So, Mrs KC, if you would be so kind as to join in then it would be greatly appreciated However, if you do want to sit back and perv then that is entirely ok too  | |||
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As for suggestions, I'd welcome them (not getting any lightbulb moments of my own yet), so if anyone wants to lay the gauntlet (and I can pull it off), send me some ideas... | |||
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"Urgh, I don't do womanly
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You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical?
You make a good point. Whatever form your womanliness takes is awesome!
Exactly this!
Women, you are womanly. Period. However you feel 'yourself' is entirely feminine and allowed. If that's Tomboy-ish or whatever then so be it. That is who you are and will be allowed, accepted and celebrated
So, Mrs KC, if you would be so kind as to join in then it would be greatly appreciated However, if you do want to sit back and perv then that is entirely ok too "Oooooo a personal message from the OP
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"I'll give it a go. I'll put up my "I want to break free" fancy dress pic up, briefly mind you, and do videos count? I may have an idea." I think a video would be excellent | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive "Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress "sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would. I have a corset i think would fit if that helps | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress "Having spoke about your ideas I think you will smash this! Xx | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress
Having spoke about your ideas I think you will smash this! Xx"Likewise x | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress
sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.
I have a corset i think would fit if that helps "Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress
sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.
I have a corset i think would fit if that helps
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"I have no make up or feminine clothing so I've no idea how I can join in , but as its your last one and I'm currently rather d*unk I'll think of something..I may need some help from a certain someone but I'll come up with something you know me Mr. Dick "Could be a pose? | |||
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"I have no make up or feminine clothing so I've no idea how I can join in , but as its your last one and I'm currently rather d*unk I'll think of something..I may need some help from a certain someone but I'll come up with something you know me Mr. Dick
Could be a pose? "I have the boobs currently tbf | |||
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"I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch! " I'm in the same boat, I'm sure we will think of something xx | |||
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"I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch! I'm in the same boat, I'm sure we will think of something xx" Me too, not sure what to do yet | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress
sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.
I have a corset i think would fit if that helps
Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice
you got a 44ins chest? "Me no I’m 48” | |||
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"FML that was like reading the Bible
Will have a think whether I want to subject you to pics of me in a dress or whether I can be womanly in other ways…
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"Psychophantic or not, dude you've excelled yourself with that prose! I genuinely had to utter "oh, something on facebook" to explain my laughter! Almost forgive you for chasing cars into my bonce this morning! Once again, I am most certainly IN, but... away all weekend, so may be late to the party next week
As for suggestions, I'd welcome them (not getting any lightbulb moments of my own yet), so if anyone wants to lay the gauntlet (and I can pull it off), send me some ideas..."All I want to do is make people laugh and struggle to explain themselves afterwards so this makes me smile. I'm glad I could make you feel awkward mate | |||
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"Goodness, that took a while to read but it was beautiful OP
I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch! "Thank you for sacrificing 4.6 minutes of your time This alone means more to me than you doing the challenge. But also, please do the challenge | |||
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"Most beautiful opening thread "Most beautiful comment | |||
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"If I can muster some inspiration for new photos I’ll give it a go…. But feminine is a stretch!!! " can't believe we've got the one, the only, the myth, the legend that is Saff on board! Thanks for jumping in on, you really do know how to make a gal feel special | |||
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"If I'm topless with pink lipstick, instead of my usual red, will that count as feminine & girly? X" Yep! Although I read nothing past 'topless'  | |||
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"up for this... And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro... " It makes me sad that you didn't get it  anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself?  | |||
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"up for this... And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro... It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself? "Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles x | |||
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"up for this... And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro... It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself?
Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles x"Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner! someone get this woman a cookie x | |||
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"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive
Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress
sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.
I have a corset i think would fit if that helps
Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice
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Me no I’m 48”"it laces up the back you'll be fine | |||
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"up for this... And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro... It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself?
Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles x
Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner! someone get this woman a cookie x"I was singing it doing my best Terry crews impersonation as I read it | |||
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"If I'm topless with pink lipstick, instead of my usual red, will that count as feminine & girly? X" You had me at topless | |||
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"I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but happy to lend a hand if needed. "Take a pic of you showing your feminine side, post it on your profile. Post in the thread when it’s released on Monday saying you’re in. Job done | |||
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Femininity is my second name x | |||
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"Why am I always super late to the party ??? Urgh, I’m in xxx
Femininity is my second name x "Better late than never | |||
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