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Photo Challenge Heads Up 23/08/21

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*Piano intro*

Making my way through Fab

Perving fast, arses pass and I'm wank bound

*the piano bit*

Knuckle shufflin' furiously

Just making my way

Making my way through the forums

*more piano*

*violins* And I need you (to take part in this challenge)

*violins again* And I miss you (because it's been three days since the last one)

*third bit of violins* And now I wonder

*big finish*

If you could take some pics for this guy

Do you think I'd laugh or cry?

'Cause you know I'd wank a thousand times

If I could just....see you.....be womanly...

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There we have it guys. The finale.

And what better way to end it than to have Vanessa Carlton playing us out in an ode to my mission to wank you all off from the end of the last challenge. It might take some time. It might be when you least expect it. But it will happen. I'll be like the Fab Santa but instead of presents you get an orgasm straight guys you might have to close your eyes, I'll moisturise as much as I can beforehand

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BUT ANYWAY! I digress.

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Dearly beloved,

We are gathered here today to witness the birth of another photo challenge. I'm sure we all remember last weeks behemoth 5 parter and that will always have a special place in my heart

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HOWEVER. Onwards we must march. Time waits for no man. Or as it is in this weeks challenge.... Time waits for no woman because if you don't know it by now (and I think this is the worst kept photo challenge secret in the history of Fab ) this week I'm asking you all to be Feminine As Fuck

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Ladies, let us see those womanly wiles. Beguile us with your beauty. It's not all tits and arse, show us what makes you 'you' and what makes you feel feminine. You are the masters of this thread (as all of us perverts will attest) so the floor is yours...

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And Gents. I get it. I'm a cunt. I know you might hate me right now. But it's for your own good. You need to see what the shoe's like when it's on the other foot (a shoe with a 6" inch heel no doubt ). The ladies smashed the Manly As Fuck photo challenge out of the park so don't let me down, I'm expecting big things!! And by big things I mean I do want to see your tits and arses. It's not a week to parade your schlong about. Tuck it and suck them up. It's ladies night and you're all coming along!!

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Like the last one, ladies you can message the guys and ask if they may oblige in a photo idea of your choosing. Gents, it is not obligatory for you to do so, just might help get the juices flowing.. (((As always, please respect messages filters are there for a reason)))

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I will start a thread on Monday titled "F.A.F... The Feminine As Fuck Photo Challenge". Please upload your photo's on Monday and comment in the aforementioned thread so we can all see what you've come up with

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I had a helper last week and this week is no different. So please be upstanding and raise a glass for the womanly wonder, the fantastically Feminine As Fuck..... Fallen Angel!

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She'll be on hand to answer any questions and talk to you and stuff as I'm buggering off again for a few hours to drive home.

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If you've taken the time to read all of this then I appreciate it and if you could blow smoke up my arse and tell me how amazing my prose is then that would be lovely. I'm not arsed if you're being psychophantic. My ego needs it

Peace and love people, catch you all soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Psychophantic may well be my new favourite word.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

In

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Go on then I’m in!!

Missed last week as I was away!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

FML that was like reading the Bible

Will have a think whether I want to subject you to pics of me in a dress or whether I can be womanly in other ways…

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here to answer questions, I’ve no idea what the answers are, but I’ll just make something up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh glorious OP, thank you for the inspirational challenge x

I’m in x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers. "

Did the mechanic last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers.

Did the mechanic last week "

But it’s a great idea

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

If the children sod off for long enough We will be in already got some ideas.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’m here to answer questions, I’ve no idea what the answers are, but I’ll just make something up "

Ooooh I've a question. What shall I wear?

Not for the challenge.... I've got that down. I mean right now

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I hope we see women mechanics, doctors and photographers. "

See what I can manage in a lab coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fallen, can you do a tl;dr summary of all that ? My head hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed the Manly one so certainly in this time please, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to some up with something

And make some requests...looking forwards to this gents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to see these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in as per normal… now off to find something feminine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might join in!

Beautiful lyrics Dickasso... I can tell they came right from the heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a couple of ideas.. not sure if they'll go as I plan though. Looking forward to seeing everyone's efforts on this one, particularly the gents'

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’ve a few ideas for this, I’m in xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fallen, can you do a tl;dr summary of all that ? My head hurts. "

So, you want me to actually read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This, basically

Ladies, let us see those womanly wiles. Beguile us with your beauty. It's not all tits and arse, show us what makes you 'you' and what makes you feel feminine. You are the masters of this thread (as all of us perverts will attest) so the floor is yours...

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And Gents. I get it. I'm a cunt. I know you might hate me right now. But it's for your own good. You need to see what the shoe's like when it's on the other foot (a shoe with a 6" inch heel no doubt ). The ladies smashed the Manly As Fuck photo challenge out of the park so don't let me down, I'm expecting big things!! And by big things I mean I do want to see your tits and arses. It's not a week to parade your schlong about. Tuck it and suck them up. It's ladies night and you're all coming along!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC "

Do you like flowers? Maybe something like that, or a colour?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

Do you like flowers? Maybe something like that, or a colour? "

No I like blue (I'm still a tomboy ) I shall spectate!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC "

You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical? "

Excellent, I shall use my manly pic then

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

Do you like flowers? Maybe something like that, or a colour?

No I like blue (I'm still a tomboy ) I shall spectate!"

You're womanly just by being you Mrs KC. Fuck the flowers, get the thorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical? "

You make a good point. Whatever form your womanliness takes is awesome!

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I might be able to pull this one out of the bag…it will be my normal Gobbychick kind of pictures but I promise…I can be womanly sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol I’m definitely in for this my props arrived and well I’m hoping it’s funny…as it certainly isn’t pretty xx xx

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Will have to have a long hard think how to pull this one off.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Psychophantic may well be my new favourite word. "

I stole it off another thread but sshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FML that was like reading the Bible

Will have a think whether I want to subject you to pics of me in a dress or whether I can be womanly in other ways…

K "

The Bible eh? A massively best selling piece book which is in millions of homes all over the world? I will ignore your "FML" and take that as my first compliment! Thanks K

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might join in!

Beautiful lyrics Dickasso... I can tell they came right from the heart! "

Someone gets me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't wait to see these! "

Likewise x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Might as well put the final nail in my eligibility on here with this pic challenge. It won't be pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Might as well put the final nail in my eligibility on here with this pic challenge. It won't be pretty. "

I’m really looking forward to this challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goodness, that took a while to read but it was beautiful OP

I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wonder if Ace's Alice is going to come out again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most beautiful opening thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I might do this one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical?

You make a good point. Whatever form your womanliness takes is awesome!"

Exactly this!

Women, you are womanly. Period. However you feel 'yourself' is entirely feminine and allowed. If that's Tomboy-ish or whatever then so be it. That is who you are and will be allowed, accepted and celebrated

So, Mrs KC, if you would be so kind as to join in then it would be greatly appreciated However, if you do want to sit back and perv then that is entirely ok too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go. I'll put up my "I want to break free" fancy dress pic up, briefly mind you, and do videos count? I may have an idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psychophantic or not, dude you've excelled yourself with that prose! I genuinely had to utter "oh, something on facebook" to explain my laughter! Almost forgive you for chasing cars into my bonce this morning!

Once again, I am most certainly IN, but... away all weekend, so may be late to the party next week

As for suggestions, I'd welcome them (not getting any lightbulb moments of my own yet), so if anyone wants to lay the gauntlet (and I can pull it off), send me some ideas...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Urgh, I don't do womanly

Mrs KC

You are a woman therefore you are womanly. Who says we need to be stereotypical?

You make a good point. Whatever form your womanliness takes is awesome!

Exactly this!

Women, you are womanly. Period. However you feel 'yourself' is entirely feminine and allowed. If that's Tomboy-ish or whatever then so be it. That is who you are and will be allowed, accepted and celebrated

So, Mrs KC, if you would be so kind as to join in then it would be greatly appreciated However, if you do want to sit back and perv then that is entirely ok too "

Oooooo a personal message from the OP

I'll see if I can activate my X chromosomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll give it a go. I'll put up my "I want to break free" fancy dress pic up, briefly mind you, and do videos count? I may have an idea."

I think a video would be excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already a muscle-less 'scrawny midget'. To look feminine in a photo also? No one will ever look at me the same way or take me seriously again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive "

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress "

sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.

I have a corset i think would fit if that helps

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress "

Having spoke about your ideas I think you will smash this! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress

Having spoke about your ideas I think you will smash this! Xx"

Likewise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress

sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.

I have a corset i think would fit if that helps "

Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be interesting to see what everyone does

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

If I can muster some inspiration for new photos I’ll give it a go…. But feminine is a stretch!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress

sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.

I have a corset i think would fit if that helps

Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice "

you got a 44ins chest?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm in... though clueless lol suggestions welcome

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I have no make up or feminine clothing so I've no idea how I can join in , but as its your last one and I'm currently rather d*unk I'll think of something..I may need some help from a certain someone but I'll come up with something you know me Mr. Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no make up or feminine clothing so I've no idea how I can join in , but as its your last one and I'm currently rather d*unk I'll think of something..I may need some help from a certain someone but I'll come up with something you know me Mr. Dick "

Could be a pose?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have no make up or feminine clothing so I've no idea how I can join in , but as its your last one and I'm currently rather d*unk I'll think of something..I may need some help from a certain someone but I'll come up with something you know me Mr. Dick

Could be a pose? "

I have the boobs currently tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch! "

I'm in the same boat, I'm sure we will think of something xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch!

I'm in the same boat, I'm sure we will think of something xx"

Me too, not sure what to do yet

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

This is a real struggle!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

If I'm topless with pink lipstick, instead of my usual red, will that count as feminine & girly? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a few ideas but have to say this is a tough one!

Think I may do some tongue in cheek..style ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress

sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.

I have a corset i think would fit if that helps

Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice

you got a 44ins chest? "

Me no I’m 48”

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

up for this...

And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in….haven’t done a photo challenge in ages and it sounds like fun.

I have a lot of ideas….

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

I have ideas in gonna roll with and see how it turns out.... But if it's crap I'll have to think of something else

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire


"FML that was like reading the Bible

Will have a think whether I want to subject you to pics of me in a dress or whether I can be womanly in other ways…

K "

You're not wearing my dress again

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then, any suggestions are welcome. I’m happy to try and recreate a photo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Psychophantic or not, dude you've excelled yourself with that prose! I genuinely had to utter "oh, something on facebook" to explain my laughter! Almost forgive you for chasing cars into my bonce this morning!

Once again, I am most certainly IN, but... away all weekend, so may be late to the party next week

As for suggestions, I'd welcome them (not getting any lightbulb moments of my own yet), so if anyone wants to lay the gauntlet (and I can pull it off), send me some ideas..."

All I want to do is make people laugh and struggle to explain themselves afterwards so this makes me smile. I'm glad I could make you feel awkward mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Goodness, that took a while to read but it was beautiful OP

I'm in, I think this one is harder than last week's actually, as I'm always pretty feminine, so I'll have to step it up a notch! "

Thank you for sacrificing 4.6 minutes of your time This alone means more to me than you doing the challenge. But also, please do the challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done a couple… they are quiet scary but I’m open to suggestions ladies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Most beautiful opening thread "

Most beautiful comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I can muster some inspiration for new photos I’ll give it a go…. But feminine is a stretch!!! "

can't believe we've got the one, the only, the myth, the legend that is Saff on board! Thanks for jumping in on, you really do know how to make a gal feel special

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I'm topless with pink lipstick, instead of my usual red, will that count as feminine & girly? X"

Yep! Although I read nothing past 'topless'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"up for this...

And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro... "

It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"up for this...

And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro...

It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself? "

Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"up for this...

And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro...

It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself?

Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles x"

Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner! someone get this woman a cookie x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Hmmmm... I'm cautiously in. Need to think of something without being unintentionally offensive

Haha fuck it how am I supposed to pass as womanly without some kind of offence given… I’ll try my best but I look like Bigfoot in a dress

sadly people will always take offence, i doubt anyone on the forums would.

I have a corset i think would fit if that helps

Cool, send it over. Hope my scrawny hips can do it justice

you got a 44ins chest?

Me no I’m 48”"

it laces up the back you'll be fine

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


"up for this...

And Dicasso... you might have to give a hint to the tune of your overly long, I mean, extremely amusing intro...

It makes me sad that you didn't get it anyone able to help him out or am I the only weird one...sat in a corner.....alone...humming along to myself?

Vanessa Carlton - A thousand miles x

Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner! someone get this woman a cookie x"

I was singing it doing my best Terry crews impersonation as I read it

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"If I'm topless with pink lipstick, instead of my usual red, will that count as feminine & girly? X"

You had me at topless

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

If our idea comes off then we’ll hopefully have two very good photos

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By *arty84Man
over a year ago

Orpington

I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but happy to lend a hand if needed.

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but happy to lend a hand if needed. "

Take a pic of you showing your feminine side, post it on your profile. Post in the thread when it’s released on Monday saying you’re in. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in planning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I always super late to the party ??? Urgh, I’m in xxx

Femininity is my second name x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why am I always super late to the party ??? Urgh, I’m in xxx

Femininity is my second name x "

Better late than never

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