FabSwingers.com forum: New profile text

By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

I’ve decided to crowdsource the task of updating my profile text. Let me know what sentences I should add.

More weighting will be given to anyone I’ve met or is on my friends list. But all suggestions welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vine vidi vici

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Vine vidi vici

I’m not sure I’ve conquered! But the other two I have!

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Vine vidi vici

I’m not sure I’ve conquered! But the other two I have!

Maybe "Veni vedi copulati"

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Vine vidi vici

I’m not sure I’ve conquered! But the other two I have!

Maybe "Veni vedi copulati""

Probably vedi copulati veni would be more accurate but not as poetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I add something

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Can I add something

Will it involve the word ‘dick’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend. I could be your friend, so you could tell your friends.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Vine vidi vici

You missed a trick there.

Vidi, veni.

Vine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I add something

Will it involve the word ‘dick’? "

Obv

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Vine vidi vici

You missed a trick there.

Vidi, veni.

Vine. "

I’ve used the collective wisdom of the herd

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Can I add something

Will it involve the word ‘dick’?

Obv

Then no!

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

I don’t know you so can’t really give specific content. I do however think that you should compose it entirely in rhyming couplets.

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I don’t know you so can’t really give specific content. I do however think that you should compose it entirely in rhyming couplets. "

That would be an interesting challenge that I might not be talented enough to pull off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I add something

Will it involve the word ‘dick’?

Obv

Then no! "

Spoilsport (sulk face)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name's Vine.....D. Vine

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Can I add something

Will it involve the word ‘dick’?

Obv

Then no!

Spoilsport (sulk face)"

Are you off down the garden to eat worms again?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Ooh I could crush a grape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference between Light Tahini and Dark Tahini is that in the dark version, the sesame seeds have not had their hulls removed. Think of dark tahini as a sort of wholemeal version light tahini if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Vine, and I'm fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls dangle like the tempting fruit on luscious Vine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Vine and you’re the branches.

One for the Stone Roses fans.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm Vine, and I'm fine "

I was about to post 'I'm feeling Vine. You can feel him too.' when I saw yours.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I think you really need to mention your vineyard

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"The difference between Light Tahini and Dark Tahini is that in the dark version, the sesame seeds have not had their hulls removed. Think of dark tahini as a sort of wholemeal version light tahini if that helps. "

That’s delightfully random

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I am the Vine and you’re the branches.

One for the Stone Roses fans."

Or Jesus fans. Two different demographics

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"My balls dangle like the tempting fruit on luscious Vine "

That has the virtue of being true as well

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Ooh I could crush a grape

Crackerjack idea!

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By *Vine OP Man
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I'm Vine, and I'm fine "

That solves the rhyming couplet problem

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Red red vine.. Goes to my head

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