FabSwingers.com forum: My name is Paul

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I am a threadmaker

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My name is Tarquin and I own a race horse

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron "

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My name is Earl I believe in karma

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Tarquin and I own a race horse

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Earl I believe in karma"

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My name is Fiddles I errr well I errr I I I I fiddled with myself

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron "

You’re quite a flash moron though.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

You’re quite a flash moron though.

. I see what you did there

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

My name is..my name is..the real slim shady.......

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Fiddles I errr well I errr I I I I fiddled with myself

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is..my name is..the real slim shady......."

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

You’re quite a flash moron though.

. I see what you did there

I hope not, sorry I thought I couldn’t be seen, but it’s you and your sexy pics fault.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

My name is Volupta & I'm voluptuous

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron "

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be "

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Volupta & I'm voluptuous

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welcome aboard

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

My name is _andsome hand and I've got nice feet

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Thanks for the ear worm

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is _andsome hand and I've got nice feet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

My name is _ormorant because I’m a common shag..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am natalie and I am heaven

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hello I am natalie and I am heaven"

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable"

Fake news

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is _ormorant because I’m a common shag.."
typical matelot

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My name is Gent, Chunky Gent.

And I'm bloody adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Leo. In the right company, I Bloom

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Thanks for the ear worm

Gordon's alive?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Thanks for the ear worm

Gordon's alive?"

Saw him at the chip shop. Waiting for Julie

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Gent, Chunky Gent.

And I'm bloody adorable.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Leo. In the right company, I Bloom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron "

Oh I loved that song as a kid but it probably wouldn't be acceptable these days...

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news "

How is that fake news?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

[Removed by poster at 19/08/21 14:36:07]

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Thanks for the ear worm

Gordon's alive?

Saw him at the chip shop. Waiting for Julie "

Poor John

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?"

You come over a bit unhinged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?

You come over a bit unhinged

Well I guess i need to sort that out then.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Aquarius, Libra, Leo, Cancer

Ralph, Charles, Paul, Larry

Aquarius and my name is Ralph

Now I like a woman who loves her freedom

And I like a woman who can hold her own

And if you fit that description, baby, come with me

Take my hand, come with me, baby, to Love Land

Let me show you how sweet it could be

Sharing love with me, I want you to

Float, float on (Come on, come on, come on)

Float on, float on (Ooh, ooh, baby)

Libra and my name is Charles

Now I like a woman that's quiet

A woman who carries herself like Miss Universe

Mmm... take my hand

Come with me, baby, to Love Land

Let me show you how sweet it could be

Sharing loving with me, I want you to

Float, float on (Girl, yes)

Float on, float on (With Charles)

Float, float, float on (Ooh, yeah)

Float on, float on

Leo and my name is Paul

You see I like all women of the world

And if you understand what I'm sayin'

I want you to

Mmm... take my hand

Come with me, baby, to Love Land

Let me show you how sweet it could be

Sharing love with me, I want you to

Float, float on (So float with me, baby)

Float on, float on

Cancer and my name is Larry, huh

And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody

And you know what, ladies, if you feel that this is you

Then this is what I want you to do

Ooh, yeah, take my hand

Let me take you to Love Land

Let me show you how sweet it could be

Sharing your love with Larry, listen

Float, float on (You better float with me now)

Float on, float on (Float on)

Float, float, float on (Yeah, yeah)

(You better float on)

(Float on)

(Ah)

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?

You come over a bit unhinged

don't believe it mate you are on here you have got to be sane

Well I guess i need to sort that out then."

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?

You come over a bit unhinged

Well I guess i need to sort that out then."

Nah I wouldn't have you any other way my sweet

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?

You come over a bit unhinged

Well I guess i need to sort that out then.

Nah I wouldn't have you any other way my sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?

You come over a bit unhinged

Well I guess i need to sort that out then.

Nah I wouldn't have you any other way my sweet

I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

....Michael Caine...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is WOnko and im mentally stable

Fake news

How is that fake news?

You come over a bit unhinged

Well I guess i need to sort that out then.

Nah I wouldn't have you any other way my sweet

I think you have me confused with someone who gives a shit

you may be right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

What do you call a happy Roman?

Glad he ate her ;-p

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What do you call a happy Roman?

Glad he ate her ;-p"
behave xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a bird in paper bag?

Russell Crowe

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"My name is Earl I believe in karma"

Love that show

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What do you call a bird in paper bag?

Russell Crowe "
you are on a roll xx

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"My name is Gent, Chunky Gent.

And I'm bloody adorable.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Gent, Chunky Gent.

And I'm bloody adorable.

"
ay ay sparks flying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a bird in paper bag?

Russell Crowe "

What do you call a man trying to put out a bird on fire with a shovel?

Joaquin Phoenix.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is Earl I believe in karma

Love that show

I was upset they cancelled it before it finished

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

"....Michael Caine..."

Not a lot of people know that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunday's I am Dorothy

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Sunday's I am Dorothy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My name is Earl I believe in karma"

Brilliant!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Sunday's I am Dorothy"

True story

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My name is Sandy… babyyyyyyhh I’m in misery

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I am a threadmaker

Twisted Threadmaker

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I am a threadmaker

Twisted Threadmaker

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how dare you madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a mouse and he hasn’t got a house. I don’t know why I call him Gerald

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I’ve got a mouse and he hasn’t got a house. I don’t know why I call him Gerald "

Pink Floyd lyric isn’t it.?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"I am a threadmaker

I am a thread-starter.

Twisted thread-starter.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My name is Luca

I live behind Tesco

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Luca

I live behind Tesco "

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By *ambo1450Man
over a year ago

Newport

I am Simon. I am a fish monger. She laid on her back, parted her legs and said “fillet”.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I am Simon. I am a fish monger. She laid on her back, parted her legs and said “fillet”. "

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be "

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm Spartacus!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Noooo! I'm Spartacus!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

My name is tums and i m.a lover not a fighter

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is tums and i m.a lover not a fighter"

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

My name is Regina, I am queen of the Phalanges

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Regina, I am queen of the Phalanges "
ay ay

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is Regina, I am queen of the Phalanges "

*bows* my queen has arrived

P.s I could really have used your support on my phalanges appreciation thread earlier

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Regina, I am queen of the Phalanges

*bows* my queen has arrived

P.s I could really have used your support on my phalanges appreciation thread earlier "
missed it sorry

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My name is Regina, I am queen of the Phalanges

*bows* my queen has arrived

P.s I could really have used your support on my phalanges appreciation thread earlier missed it sorry

I was addressing the Queen but aye I could've used you too

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Yeah yeah its not fair

Thanks for the ear worm

Gordon's alive?

Saw him at the chip shop. Waiting for Julie

Poor John"

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Yeah yeah its not fair

Thanks for the ear worm

Gordon's alive?

Saw him at the chip shop. Waiting for Julie

Poor John

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"My name is Gordon. I’m a moron

He's more of a man than you'll ever be

Yeah yeah its not fair

Thanks for the ear worm

Gordon's alive?

Saw him at the chip shop. Waiting for Julie

Poor John

Yeah yeah, it's not fair

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

I'm Maria just want to be her

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I'm Maria just want to be her"
the dream girl from Stockpot you are well know in these parts xx

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I'm Maria just want to be her"

Are you smooth as silk, cool as air?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

My name is Moribund and I am a Bergermeister.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

My name? I'm nothing to a lot of people and something to a few, and I like it that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is gigantor but ironically I'm really small

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

My name is Inigo Montoya....

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