FabSwingers.com forum: Naked Buffet!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After a conversation last night with a very handsome man in the pub.

The subject of Naked Buffet's came up.

Are these becoming popular now?

Would you partake in this and would you want to be the person on the table covered in food for others to nibble from or would you want to be the one selecting your nibbles?

What would you want to see avaliable?

Pineapple rings on the nipples, donuts on the cock?

And who's coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you send the food back if it has hair on it at an "in the the buff" buffet?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely coming

I think I’d rather be a nibbler than be nibbled - I’d worry about what people might do with those little cock-tail sticks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably wouldn’t do naked

But I mean if I could sit in lingerie and heels then probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you send the food back if it has hair on it at an "in the the buff" buffet? "

No hair will be present

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m definitely coming

I think I’d rather be a nibbler than be nibbled - I’d worry about what people might do with those little cock-tail sticks.

Good point well made Mr Blooms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

They will be hidden somewhere

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I have my chopsticks at the ready.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

I now have a leg-crossing image in my mind of a tangfastic cherry in the jap eye… ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a thread on food play recently too.

I can see the eroticism of it and it would be a metaphorical feast for the senses in more ways than one...but I am a fussy cow over food hygiene and I couldn't enjoy a vol au vent without looking for a pube in my egg mayo.

So I would rather wear the food than eat the food. Beef hoola hoops on my fingers, party rings on my nipples, I will leave it to your imagination with the chocolate fingers

NBVN x

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Definetly a fantasy of mine to be the buffet.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

They will be hidden somewhere

Ooh matron

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooh nice idea

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd quite like to be nibbled

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Mmmmm prawn salad

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I hope there's custard.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I think I'd quite like to be nibbled

Bend over. Your arse is mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have my chopsticks at the ready.

You can come in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

You are supplying the cock-tail sausage McNugget

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I now have a leg-crossing image in my mind of a tangfastic cherry in the… ouch!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Waiter, waiter, there’s a soup in my fly.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha "

I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I invariably drop food all down myself as I scoff it like a beast so it’s probably not too much of a stretch to eat it off of someone else

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

I thought this was something just for the movies but sounds very intriguing as I do love food. Not sure how I feel about combining that with my other interest but the thought of licking donut gaze off a nipple…. Tasty

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha

I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!

You need help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course throwing donut rings on the cock is also a great party game to break the ice. Get three on there and have first nibble.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha

I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!

No olives are avaliable at this buffet Nora, vile things

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I thought this was something just for the movies but sounds very intriguing as I do love food. Not sure how I feel about combining that with my other interest but the thought of licking donut gaze off a nipple…. Tasty

Bx"

OK - who's got the krispy kremes?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

You are supplying the cock-tail sausage McNugget

Up to 40 now I owe you woman

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Aye go on then, use my appendage for a bagel holder

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Funny you're mentioning this, OP, as so it happens I'm going to my first human buffet event at Jaydees tomorrow (Friday). Have no clue what to expect but it sounds like fun.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sounds like a good experience

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha

I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!

No olives are avaliable at this buffet Nora, vile things

Thank god. I’m in then!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha

I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!

You need help.

Tell me something I don’t know!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Oooh nice idea

And here she is

Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha

I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!

You need help.

Tell me something I don’t know!

You need me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny you're mentioning this, OP, as so it happens I'm going to my first human buffet event at Jaydees tomorrow (Friday). Have no clue what to expect but it sounds like fun. "

That was part of our conversation last night ha ha

Hope you have fun

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

"Funny you're mentioning this, OP, as so it happens I'm going to my first human buffet event at Jaydees tomorrow (Friday). Have no clue what to expect but it sounds like fun.

That was part of our conversation last night ha ha

Hope you have fun

Thank you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?

Me! And I don’t like brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?

I don't like HP sauce but for those thighs I'll go after Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I'll be there ...

But you forgot Haribos

You are supplying the cock-tail sausage McNugget

Up to 40 now I owe you woman

Whoops

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Can we skip straight to desert?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can we skip straight to desert?"

But we haven't had lasagne yet.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?

I don't like HP sauce but for those thighs I'll go after Nora

We’ll go together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we skip straight to desert?"

Mains comes after dessert at this buffet

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Interested in this idea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?

I don't like HP sauce but for those thighs I'll go after Nora

We’ll go together

Good plan Nora

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

There's a naked buffet on at jaydees Friday, we'll be the there. Definitely skipping lunch for it.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Can we skip straight to desert?

Mains comes after dessert at this buffet

Oooh! And as many Haribo as I can eat?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I could parade around in my apron again .

Just my apron

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we skip straight to desert?

Mains comes after dessert at this buffet

Oooh! And as many Haribo as I can eat?"

If you can find them then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could parade around in my apron again .

Just my apron

Deal

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK..... Who's got the wine gums?HIC.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"If you can find them then yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t like haribos but happy to help find them

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I don’t like haribos but happy to help find them

You can feed them to me once you find them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a naked buffet on at jaydees Friday, we'll be the there. Definitely skipping lunch for it. "

Are you nibbling or being nibbled?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t like haribos but happy to help find them

You can feed them to me once you find them

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread "

Wheres the cream and strawberries?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Interestingly, I find sweet foods far more appetising in this scenario; Licking cream off of a lady’s skin for instance as opposed to eating pizza etc off her.

Mind you and having said this, a triangular slice of pizza would make for a perfect covering for a ladies downstairs modesty….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread

Wheres the cream and strawberries? "

They're scone.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread

Wheres the cream and strawberries? "

Cream you know where that is and strawberries you have to pick your own…. They’re here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread

Wheres the cream and strawberries?

They're scone.

Ha ha trust you CG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread

Wheres the cream and strawberries?

They're scone.

Ha ha trust you CG "

Im allowed one corny joke per day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock. "

You can come

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Eating sweetcorn off of an arsehole….sexy or not? You decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!

Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights

Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread

Wheres the cream and strawberries?

Cream you know where that is and strawberries you have to pick your own…. They’re here somewhere

Fresh cream

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock. "

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock. "

(Quickly hides the donuts).

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock…. "

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

You up for one?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

You up for one?

One?????

Nora will want 10.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

You up for one?

That proper made me howl

. Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

You up for one?

That proper made me howl

. Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam "

Do you even get jam in a ring donut?

Warm im fine with but too hot and it will burn my todger

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

You up for one?

That proper made me howl

. Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam

Do you even get jam in a ring donut?

Warm im fine with but too hot and it will burn my todger "

Dunno. I’m not really a donut person. No icing and slightly warm and I’m in

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock. "

I’d like to think the donut will go stale before my erection.

Not a huge fan of donuts.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.

It’s like a tequila slammer.

You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….

You up for one?

That proper made me howl

. Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam

Do you even get jam in a ring donut?

Warm im fine with but too hot and it will burn my todger

Dunno. I’m not really a donut person. No icing and slightly warm and I’m in

Deal. I just need a catchy name for it…

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock. "

You see, now I'm wanting to squish a jammy one on a nice pair of boobs

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Yuk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eating sweetcorn off of an arsehole….sexy or not? You decide

You've been put on the naughty step for lowering the tone of the buffet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It’s very much on our to do list.

C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths…

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend? "

Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s very much on our to do list.

C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths…

When are you posting the invites out to us all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be whipped cream on my bum x

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By *wig1963Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Live in and there is a naked house cleaning service. Guys and girls haven't tried it but good luck.to them

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"It’s very much on our to do list.

C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths…

When are you posting the invites out to us all?

I don’t have dinner plans.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend?

Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too. "

Never under-estimate the adhesive qualities of squirty cream!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend? "

There's a few peaches here already.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Has to be whipped cream on my bum x"

Oh. It will get whipped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has to be whipped cream on my bum x

Oh. It will get whipped.

Ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend?

Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too.

Never under-estimate the adhesive qualities of squirty cream!

I will remember that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend?

Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too. "

Pro tip

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"It’s very much on our to do list.

C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths…

When are you posting the invites out to us all?

We’ve got plans in place for an intimate dinner party with the last course (dessert) being eaten off two ladies, C being one of them.

We’ll post pics for sure

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By *andR510Couple
over a year ago

St Neots/Wisbech

"There's a naked buffet on at jaydees Friday, we'll be the there. Definitely skipping lunch for it.

Are you nibbling or being nibbled?

I shall be a nibbler,

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over a year ago

"There's a naked buffet on at jaydees Friday, we'll be the there. Definitely skipping lunch for it.

Are you nibbling or being nibbled?

I shall be a nibbler,

Bon appetit!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion

Which fruit would you recommend?

Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too.

Never under-estimate the adhesive qualities of squirty cream!

I will remember that

(Gets ready to squirt at her).

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I don't find the idea arousing.

I remember in Sex and the City Samantha put sushi all over her naked body while waiting for her boyfriend. My two main concerns were food poisoning (sushi coming up to body temperature can't be good) and that surely of all the unarousing smells in the world, fish has got to be near the top of the list?

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By *nigma1000Man
over a year ago

Braintree

Hosted a dinner party back in the day with a few couples with my ex 2nd wife. One of the ladies volunteered to host the sweet tray on her naked body.

In the morning the table cloth looked like it had an image of the Turin shroud on it.

Very enjoyable, lots of fruit, cream, ice cream and chocolate

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Don't knock it till you've tried it

I've not but would and either way

would even be a naked butler lol

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We actually mention naked dinner parties in our profile.

Starter: Clam chowder

Main: Coq au vin

Dessert: Spotted dick.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I don't find the idea arousing.

I generate a lot of body heat, so sushi would not be a good idea.

Maybe fry an egg.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Hosted a dinner party back in the day with a few couples with my ex 2nd wife. One of the ladies volunteered to host the sweet tray on her naked body.

In the morning the table cloth looked like it had an image of the Turin shroud on it.

Very enjoyable, lots of fruit, cream, ice cream and chocolate

I'd have volunteered to do the washing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the cream topping

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places "

What about popping candy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

I’ve done that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been a naked buffet in the past

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been a naked buffet in the past

Was it how you expected ?

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Something we'd love to try for sure.

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By *ungBrickyMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

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By *ungBrickyMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"After a conversation last night with a very handsome man in the pub.

The subject of Naked Buffet's came up.

Are these becoming popular now?

Pineapple rings on the nipples, donuts on the cock?

And who's coming

I'll definitely come if I can eat chocolate buttons off you're nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been a naked buffet in the past

Was it how you expected ? "

No exactly no, but I did enjoy the cleanup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a conversation last night with a very handsome man in the pub.

The subject of Naked Buffet's came up.

Are these becoming popular now?

Pineapple rings on the nipples, donuts on the cock?

And who's coming

I'll definitely come if I can eat chocolate buttons off you're nipples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

I’ve done that!!

Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha

What about sherbert Nora ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

I’ve done that!!

Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha

What about sherbert Nora ? "

Nope. Not sherbert. Just mints and Prosecco (not at the same time!) and the hot cold thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there is no prawn ring or any other kind of ring I'm game.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

I’ve done that!!

Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha

What about sherbert Nora ?

Nope. Not sherbert. Just mints and Prosecco (not at the same time!) and the hot cold thing

Never try it either, impossible to not cough and it goes everywhere ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as there is no prawn ring or any other kind of ring I'm game.

Oh god no that Iceland prawn ring can stay there ha ha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Having a buffet while naked, yes.

The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having a buffet while naked, yes.

The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks. "

You can still come ........

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

I’ve done that!!

Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha

What about sherbert Nora ?

Nope. Not sherbert. Just mints and Prosecco (not at the same time!) and the hot cold thing

Never try it either, impossible to not cough and it goes everywhere ha ha

Oh yes! Good point

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"As long as there is no prawn ring or any other kind of ring I'm game.

Oh god no that Iceland prawn ring can stay there ha ha "

Big Posh Prawns

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Don't forget to use a chopping board when the cheese is being served.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I’d love to go to one

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Having a buffet while naked, yes.

The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks.

You can still come ........

Can't turn down that offer. I'll be in the corner with my packed lunch

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over a year ago

"Having a buffet while naked, yes.

The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks.

You can still come ........

Can't turn down that offer. I'll be in the corner with my packed lunch

Who doesn't like a nice lunch box ?

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over a year ago

"Having a buffet while naked, yes.

The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks.

You can still come ........

Can't turn down that offer. I'll be in the corner with my packed lunch

What ya got in your box?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who's the waiter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo I’d love to go to one

You definately can come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's the waiter "

Tmontana would pull off the apron and bow tie I reckon

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who's the waiter

Tmontana would pull off the apron and bow tie I reckon

Delicious xxxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who's the waiter

Tmontana would pull off the apron and bow tie I reckon

Delicious xxxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who's the waiter

Tmontana would pull off the apron and bow tie I reckon

Delicious xxxx

Ffs

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.

God no

You don't want those getting stuck in certain places

What about popping candy

Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious

We can discuss this over cake.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Buffet is a portmanteau: Buff & ate!

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