FabSwingers.com forum: Sorrowscopes

By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Drop your star sign below an I'll tell you what the universe has in store for you... Just a heads-up, it's not looking great.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm Capricarious - what's in store for me ?

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"I'm Capricarious - what's in store for me ?"

Capricorn: You'll put a big smile on your face this week, thanks to a sudden urge to become a clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cancer - Go for it

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'm piss-keys (as in "off")*

How is the universe going to fucke over today?

*Thank you Jasper Carrott

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Cancer - Go for it

Cancer: Nothing can stop you from achieving your dreams, except reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Leo

Leo: With long work hours, romantic relationships, and getting 8 hours of sleep, it’s hard to find time to take a moment to remember that life is meaningless.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Aries

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Pieces

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Aries"

Aries: Admitting you have a problem is the first stage of making that problem worse and all the more real.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Pieces "

Pisces: Don’t listen to those who say you’re no good. They’re right, but don’t listen to them.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Pieces

Pisces: Don’t listen to those who say you’re no good. They’re right, but don’t listen to them."

I already know that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemineee-geminiii

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Gemineee-geminiii"

Gemini: Consider your career choices. It's never too late to realize that you've wasted your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gemineee-geminiii

Gemini: Consider your career choices. It's never too late to realize that you've wasted your life."

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Alpha Centauri 4.37 light years this way.

See what I did there.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Sagittarius, half man half horse

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Still a virgo

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Sagittarius, half man half horse

Sagittarius: An assembly of your friends is just what you were missing! Largely because you weren't invited.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Still a virgo

Virgo: Today will be the same as yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that. And the day before that…

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Sagittarius, half man half horse

Sagittarius: An assembly of your friends is just what you were missing! Largely because you weren't invited."

Oh well this is bleak! Also Sagittarius

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Looks like I'm the only Scorpio then...

Scorpio: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Libra

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Libra

Libra: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Libra

Libra: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous."

Gracias

I dance with the devil to be honest

i won't need the glitter!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Aquarius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not to be left alone in a china shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taurus..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Looks like I'm the only Scorpio then...

Scorpio: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead.

Awww you beat me to it, although this pretty much sums up my reality right now

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Aquarius "

Aquarius: This week your life will be transformed from a virtual train wreck into a literal one.

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By *drian Hardthrob OP Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"Taurus.."

Taurus: Don't let romantic feelings get in the way of achieving world domination.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Aquarius

Aquarius: This week your life will be transformed from a virtual train wreck into a literal one."

Note to self avoid trains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Libra

Libra: Death is inevitable, but with enough glitter, you can at least make the inevitable fabulous.

Gracias

I dance with the devil to be honest

i won't need the glitter!"

How come bloody libras get glitter

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

"Aquarius

Aquarius: This week your life will be transformed from a virtual train wreck into a literal one."

this actually is true...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Looks like I'm the only Scorpio then...

Scorpio: Your emotional unavailability really does you in this time and they mistake you for dead.

Awww you beat me to it, although this pretty much sums up my reality right now

mine too

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Sagittarius, half man half horse

Sagittarius: An assembly of your friends is just what you were missing! Largely because you weren't invited."

Haha this sounds about right for me

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