FabSwingers.com forum: Mopping up after a wank...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys what's the best thing to mop up with after? (wonder who's fist with the curtains comment)

Best brand of tissue that doesn't leave bits all over your cock?

Or do you use something else?

I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Do you do this or something else?

Genuinely curious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The nearest cushion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet wipes or your mouth

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it."

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

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By *eacockDreamsMan
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"Guys what's the best thing to mop up with after? (wonder who's fist with the curtains comment)

Best brand of tissue that doesn't leave bits all over your cock?

Or do you use something else?

I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Do you do this or something else?

Genuinely curious. "

You're not gonna get a lot of variety here, I feel.

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By *ornygezzaMan
over a year ago

west mids

Baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

I wondered about how healthy it would be to do that myself. I didn't think it would be possible either.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Guys what's the best thing to mop up with after? (wonder who's fist with the curtains comment)

Best brand of tissue that doesn't leave bits all over your cock?

Or do you use something else?

I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Do you do this or something else?

Genuinely curious. "

I've also been blessed with a capacious foreskin. It can hold up to 2 teaspoons of seamen or a small marsupial.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

I wondered about how healthy it would be to do that myself. I didn't think it would be possible either. "

It's possible. FWB has done it (when you're not wearing your prosthetic, it's hard to hop if the tissues are out of reach

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Mr KC just uses regular tissues (we buy the inexpensive sort - supermarket own brand) but he goes and gives it a wash after, presumably that deals with any rogue bits of tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

Do you not lose some power of your orgasm if things cant burst out of you across the room. Or does it make no difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vileda super-mop!

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

Do you not lose some power of your orgasm if things cant burst out of you across the room. Or does it make no difference

Erm... Looking back, I probably did lose some power but it usually dribbled out after catching it rather than shooting out

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A roll of kitchen Roll should mop it all up.....

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

I wondered about how healthy it would be to do that myself. I didn't think it would be possible either.

It's possible. FWB has done it (when you're not wearing your prosthetic, it's hard to hop if the tissues are out of reach

)

Mr KC just uses regular tissues (we buy the inexpensive sort - supermarket own brand) but he goes and gives it a wash after, presumably that deals with any rogue bits of tissue. "

Yeah, washing it after is definitely important so that the semen doesn't get trapped in the glands.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

He must have more lid then a Tupperware party!

That must feel well weird?!? Like a kind of back fire!

If I’m not in the shower it’s usually the closest washable item

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It magically disappears and dries away to nothing

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

I wondered about how healthy it would be to do that myself. I didn't think it would be possible either.

It's possible. FWB has done it (when you're not wearing your prosthetic, it's hard to hop if the tissues are out of reach

)

Mr KC just uses regular tissues (we buy the inexpensive sort - supermarket own brand) but he goes and gives it a wash after, presumably that deals with any rogue bits of tissue.

Yeah, washing it after is definitely important so that the semen doesn't get trapped in the glands."

He washes after we've had sex too (just with water)

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Used to do this but doesn't feel like it's the healthiest thing to do, now I just use a spare towel

Do you not lose some power of your orgasm if things cant burst out of you across the room. Or does it make no difference

You are slightly inhibited if you're catching it in the foreskin but if you've got a range of a couple of metres it's a better alternative than the clean-up operation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s normally over my chest then hop in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try and catch in my spare hand and then flick down toilet. But always have a rag of some sort to hand in case orgasm is intense and my first ejaculation shoots over wall, furniture or floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally toilet roll, if a long manual session it can fly past your ear and land on the pillow. Then it's a bigger clean up job.

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Mr always keeps a selection of Vivienne Westwood scarves in the nightstand. He swears anything else would cause chafing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nearest cushion?"

honest answer

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Mr always keeps a selection of Vivienne Westwood scarves in the nightstand. He swears anything else would cause chafing. "

Adds a new meaning to the phrase "posh wank"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pinch the end of my foreskin then go to the bathroom to clean up. On occasion I haven’t been quick enough and cum all over my hand.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Depending on where I am and who I am with

Wet wipes

Towel

Pair of pants

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I do it over my chest and then wash it down the sink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mr always keeps a selection of Vivienne Westwood scarves in the nightstand. He swears anything else would cause chafing. "

brilliant!

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Tch ... What a waste...

... Nom nom nom...

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Mr always keeps a selection of Vivienne Westwood scarves in the nightstand. He swears anything else would cause chafing.

Adds a new meaning to the phrase "posh wank"

Even posher would to have staff to deal with it.

"Jeeves, fetch the Westwood..."

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Best to pop a sock on it just before ejaculation

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Guys what's the best thing to mop up with after? (wonder who's fist with the curtains comment)

Best brand of tissue that doesn't leave bits all over your cock?

Or do you use something else?

I once had someone tell me about a guy who use to pinch his foreskin at the end and catch it that way and then go release it.

Do you do this or something else?

Genuinely curious. "

Kushell kitchen roll

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I just catch it in the foreskin, bimble to the toilet and flush it out.

I want 2-3 times a day so don't cum too much, otherwise it has to be opened up or damage can occur. Painful damage….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Towel or t shirt easy peasy str8 in the wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just leave it to dry in wherever it lands!

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By *eandthewifelooking4funCouple
over a year ago

sunderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disposable gloves

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Definitely wet wipes but carful not to grab the dettol wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tissue then a shower

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I use kitchen roll, as there’s quite a lot to mop up at times…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh wank straight into a condom

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It’s normally over my chest then hop in the shower

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this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's not forget masks, gloves and plenty! of detol guys

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By *osmicRobMan
over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

Every sperm is sacred as they say, so handle your semen with care

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Towel.

Or Regina blitz kitchen roll.

These people with their wet wipes, don't clean wet with wet. Your taking up more time than you have to.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

It must have uses? I mean besides the obvious!

Like we recycle everything these days - it's probably like the best fertilizer known to man!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Socks

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Every sperm is sacred as they say, so handle your semen with care

'Every sperm is good....'

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By *dd269Man
over a year ago

Clee

Into the palm of my hand and the lick it all up.

Or spread it all over my abdomen, chest, and face - leave it to dry, and go to sleep.

Or my favourite - surprise over my girlfriend’s face - bingo!

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By *ill-Ian KissesCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere over there

"Vileda super-mop! "

That made me laugh

Now have images of folk wanking to the tune of Flash Gordon

Millie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe it off your tummy and lick it off your fingers. No tissues so better for the environment. I think it might even be a superfood. Not sure about the calories though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First I clean most of it up with my fingers and then use a wet wipe to get the last bit, wet wipes are better as it doesn’t seem to soak into them at all so I can lick it all off.

Sometimes I’m not allowed to clean myself though and have to go to sleep covered in cum.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Bucket under the ceiling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely thought someone would have said the curtains by now!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Genuinely thought someone would have said the curtains by now!"

I tried wiping it on my venetian blinds but as it turned out they weren't very absorbent and it really annoyed my neighbours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuinely thought someone would have said the curtains by now!

I tried wiping it on my venetian blinds but as it turned out they weren't very absorbent and it really annoyed my neighbours."

Curtains are definitely the way to go for absorbancy. Your neighbours sound like a nightmare to be honest, I mean it's not like it was their venetian blinds you spunked on

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Your neighbours sound like a nightmare to be honest, I mean it's not like it was their venetian blinds you spunked on

In all fairness, I problably should have closed them before I started.

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By *oncupiscent_dreamMan
over a year ago

City

Empty yogurt pot works best

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Empty yogurt pot works best"

Fage or Petit Filous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother shiptons sock

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By *ndysahornyboyMan
over a year ago

Biggleswade

Basically something from the wash basket that's going to get washed soon anyway, after shooting it up my chest and stomach. But have also done the hold the foreskin closed and hop to the bathroom bit when I need to be more neat and tidy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the cats not about I make do with a wet wipe !

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Chest rug then shower.

Andrex used to hold together well, but the lockdown version gets bits everywhere.

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Depends where I finish off, if I'm lying down then a wet wipe, if I'm standing up in front of the webcam (not on a carpet!) then kitchen roll and some anti bac spray. The best ones are when it's my wife's problem to clean herself up!

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By *vriderMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Vileda super-mop! "

Wow. You must get some right gushers!!

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Wank into a pair of knickers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have lots of them hand towel / flannels and they work great

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Every sperm is sacred as they say, so handle your semen with care

No sperm here my friend

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Normally over my stomach, rub it all over then jump in the shower.

There maybe video evidence profile….

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

If I need to be tidy etc then into foreskin as said a few times (not such a great release but is ok)

Then toilet followed by washing him clean.

If doing it for ladies on cam I make sure I have a towel and just let my load shoot for them to see.

Then have a shower unless going for a second

If doing a tribute then I just shoot over the ladies pic on my iPad

Wet wipe it clean then clean with a cloth

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