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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm feeling short changed now. I don't have baldy, speccy or bi in my arsenal. Unless these are all alternative dwarves for Not-So-Snow White...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane

I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock "

speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery

there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing

he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock

speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery

there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing

he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable"

OMG

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane

I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person"

I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.

It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.

Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'

There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.

So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "

Some people are never satisfied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than living life on the fence!!!

So long as you've got your elf and your sense of humour - what can go wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bussy id take you over a man like Obi anyday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bussy id take you over a man like Obi anyday "

Ach you can have us both

Room for a little 'un in that shower ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy id take you over a man like Obi anyday "

Is that your sneaky way of suggesting a threesome? Lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

bussy you are ok....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bussy & obi 3sum... brb wank timeeeee

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane

I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person

I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.

It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.

Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'

There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.

So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge "

Mind if I join you on the Edge? Feel like living dangerously and always fancied a 3sum with a member of U2

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane

I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person

I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.

It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.

Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'

There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.

So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge

Mind if I join you on the Edge? Feel like living dangerously and always fancied a 3sum with a member of U2 "

Bring some big fuck off sunglasses then

With my short legs, with them on (and a couple of vodka's in ya), I could pass for Bono too !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Comes across balanced, witty, not up own arse, self deprecating without being self pitying (apart from this blatent look at me!) and sane

I'll let you know on Saturday which of these traits come across in person

I did feel the 'look at me' angle would be touched on when I did this thread Caz.

It's not so much 'look at me' as 'look at yourself' as there seems to be a few people with downers on themselves at the mo and I thought rather than commenting from the sidelines, I would counter it.

Despite how crap you might view yourself, there will be people here who 'dig ya'

There will be some that don't and if you have that downer, their responses will affirm your own self belief.

So, yeah, it was dangerous on my part that it would be seen as a bit 'look at me' but sometimes you have to live life on the edge

Mind if I join you on the Edge? Feel like living dangerously and always fancied a 3sum with a member of U2

Bring some big fuck off sunglasses then

With my short legs, with them on (and a couple of vodka's in ya), I could pass for Bono too !"

Bono's too up his own arse, I'll take you over him any day

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock

speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery

there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing

he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable"

Did the dog choke the chicken or just snack on a wing?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Bono's too up his own arse, I'll take you over him any day "

All these people 'taking you over' other men - at least you're on top!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dont forget youve a 6 pack and massive cock

speaking of my cock, colin is currently recovering from minor surgery

there was an incident last night with the dog that left colin minus a wing

he is responding well and was last reported to be comfortable and stable

Did the dog choke the chicken or just snack on a wing?"

sadly i am the only one that chokes chicken chez bussy

colin was however tossed across the room and subjected to a somewhat frustrated attack which left him minus a wing

by the wonders of modern medicine though, a quick wash in the sink and a quick coating with a sticking plaster he is on the road to recovery

that colin is some chicken. not to be underestimated at all !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "

And you couldn't wish to met a nicer fella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ?

And you couldn't wish to met a nicer fella "

You will receive your commission in scones, jam and whipped cream very shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "

you forgot sensible, witty, funny,nice and entertaining . I think your a lovely chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread'

opps seems I have been

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread'

opps seems I have been "

i am sending a slap down for you lady

i was gonna say a cream pie, but i know how your mind works !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ?

you forgot sensible, witty, funny,nice and entertaining . I think your a lovely chap "

you can come again

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread'

opps seems I have been "

Hell did I fall for his wicked plan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread'

opps seems I have been

i am sending a slap down for you lady

i was gonna say a cream pie, but i know how your mind works !"

I dont know what you mean about my mind I am an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread'

opps seems I have been

Hell did I fall for his wicked plan?"

Yep

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I refuse to be drawn into what is nothing more than a 'look at me thread'

opps seems I have been

i am sending a slap down for you lady

i was gonna say a cream pie, but i know how your mind works !

I dont know what you mean about my mind I am an angel "

Yep as much an angel as I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "
OO Have you now well we still love you so must be ok , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse. You could be ginger.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "
just as i likes em, yeah bussy

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "
lucky bar steward.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


" Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

"

I showed you my face pic in confidence no need to tell everyone

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


" Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

I showed you my face pic in confidence no need to tell everyone "
hilarious (and NOT true!)

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


" Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

I showed you my face pic in confidence no need to tell everyone hilarious (and NOT true!) "

Sorry Aphro, I took my specs off for the pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there was me thinking you was talking about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse. You could be ginger."

You beat me to it!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Could be worse. You could be ginger.

You beat me to it!"

Oh ffs!

Ok ok I dye my hair aswell.

I was a ginner baby!

Anyone else wanna have a go

@scarl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ginners can call other ginners.

I'm one but don't tell anyone.

I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Only ginners can call other ginners.

I'm one but don't tell anyone.

I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day. "

*off to book an online wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only ginners can call other ginners.

I'm one but don't tell anyone.

I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day.

*off to book an online wax "

Can they do it online over t'internet??!! Like on a webcam? I might try that, sounds like it wouldn't hurt.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

In this modern free spoken society,

There is a word that we still hold taboo.

A word with a terrible history,

Of being used to abuse, oppress and subdue.

Just six seemingly harmless letters,

Arranged in this way will form a word.

With more power than the pieces of metal,

That are forged to make swords.

A couple of Gs an R and an E, an I and an N,

Just six little letters all jumbled together,

Have caused damage that we may never mend.

And it's important that we all respect,

That if these people should happen to choose,

To reclaim the word as their own,

It doesn't mean the rest of you have a right to its use.

So never underestimate,

The power that language imparts.

Sticks and stones may break your bones,

But words can break hearts.

A couple of Gs-Gs, unless you've had to live it.

An R and an E, even I am careful with it.

An I and an N in the end it will only offend,

Don't want to have to spell it out again.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

So listen to me if you care for your health,

You don't call me ginger 'less you're ginger yourself, yeah.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger, yep.

When you are a ginger live is pretty hard,

The years of ritual bullying in the school yard.

And kids calling you Ranger and Fanta Pants,

No invitation to the High School dance.

But you get up, and learn to hold your head up,

You try to keep your cool and not get het up.

But until the feeling of ill has truly let up,

Then the word is ours and ours alone.

Don't you know that,

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

So if you call me Ginge I just might come unhinged,

If you don't have a fringe with at least a tinge of the ginge in it.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger, yeah yeah.

Now listen to me we're not looking for sympathy,

Just because we're sensitive to U.V.

Just cuz we're pathetically pale,

We do alright with the females.

The priceless Tim Minchin:

Yeah, I like to ask the ladies round for ginger beer,

And soon they're running their fingers through my ginger beard.

And dunking my ginger nuts into their ginger tea yeah,

And asking can they call me ginge?

And I say I don't think that's appropriate.

Cuz only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger, yeah.

And all the ladies they agree it's a fact,

That once you gone ginge you can't go back.

So only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

Yeah go ginge, go mother fucker go.

You can call us Bozo or Firetruck,

You can even call us, Carrot Top or Blood Nut.

You can call me Matchstick or Tampon,

But fucking with the G word is just not on.

If you're a gingerphobe and you don't like us,

We'll stand up to the fight if you wanna fight us.

But if you cut yourself you might catch gingervitis,

So maybe you should shut your fucking mouth.

Yeah, only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger, yeah yeah.

So if you call us Ginge you can't winge if you're injured,

If you don't have a tinge of the ginge in your minge.

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger, yeah.

And I know my kids will always be clothed and fed,

Cuz Pappa's gonna be bringing home the ginger bread.

And they'll be pretty smart because they'll be well read,

And by read I mean read and the other kind of red, woo!

Only a ginger, can call another ginger Ginger.

Just like only a ninja, can sneak up on another ninga, yeah.

Only a ginger, only a ginger, only a ginger,

Are you listeninger? I'm not pointing the finger,

I'm just having a singer. I am just reminding ya,

That only a ginger can call another ginger Ginger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bald. Speccy. Bearded. Bi and definately whacked with the ugly stick

....... ain't I got it all goin' on ? "

You forgot: Grumpy. Insane sense of humour. Northerner. And by far the worst of all..... Single Male.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Only ginners can call other ginners.

I'm one but don't tell anyone.

I think ginger pubes win any 'ohhhh poor me' contest any day.

*off to book an online wax

Can they do it online over t'internet??!! Like on a webcam? I might try that, sounds like it wouldn't hurt. "

Lmao you knew what I meant grrr

Meant I was off to book an apppointment (with a colouring ) I'll show you Saturday . (Joke!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licketysplits I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

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