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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time."

I don't have a vagina.

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

I don't have a vagina."

Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

I don't have a vagina.

Oh."

I have a bumhole though.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have two nostrils….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t understand this post?

Vegetables are good for you but it doesn’t mean you always just eat them

Sometimes you need something naughty like a Mars bar or a crunchie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

I don't have a vagina.

Oh.

I have a bumhole though."

You could call it a ‘Mangina’ and hope you get away with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils…."

I have a cock.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock."

Would you like left or right first?

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock."

You have a finger too jimbob

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock."

We have so much in common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first? "

My left or right, or your left or right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I know who it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can guarantee your cock wouldn’t fit in mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

You have a finger too jimbob

Yeah I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time."

Is this a poem?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I have a facial orifice

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I know somebody with a cock. They have some hens as well. And a goat.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first?

My left or right, or your left or right?"

My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common."

Do you wee sitting down?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

Is this a poem?

Kylie, do you know em?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?"

Said the dog to the clown.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first?

My left or right, or your left or right?

My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…"

I'm going in.

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

Is this a poem?

It's a PowerPoint presentation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first?

My left or right, or your left or right?

My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…"

I dug in really deep and landed in Australia

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?"

For a treat.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

Is this a poem?

It's a PowerPoint presentation."

It's unification of the nation.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?

For a treat."

On the seat

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first? "

How big are your nostrils

haha

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first?

My left or right, or your left or right?

My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…

I'm going in."

To commit sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?

For a treat.

On the seat"

Keeps the bowl neat.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?

For a treat.

On the seat

Keeps the bowl neat."

And smelling sweet

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first?

My left or right, or your left or right?

My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…

I dug in really deep and landed in Australia"

My right nostril is an inter dimensional portal. If you jiggle around in it, you can travel in both space and time. Just watch out for the green asteroids in there….

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

Would you like left or right first?

How big are your nostrils

haha "

You know those massive LCD TV’s….?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t understand this post?

Vegetables are good for you but it doesn’t mean you always just eat them

Sometimes you need something naughty like a Mars bar or a crunchie"

That’s a fallacy as much as this is phallic key.

You need nothing and not everyone likes jigsaws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have plenty of cocks that don't type threads ....

OP made redundant...

Sorry

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have plenty of cocks that don't type threads ....

OP made redundant...

Sorry

Shut up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?

For a treat.

On the seat

Keeps the bowl neat.

And smelling sweet"

After eating a bowl of wheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m pissing myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have boobs.

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have boobs."

You keep your whoreish language to yourself, harlot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have boobs.

You keep your whoreish language to yourself, harlot."

Chesticles, sorry!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Iv a hoover you can borrow

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have two nostrils….

I have a cock.

We have so much in common.

Do you wee sitting down?

For a treat.

On the seat

Keeps the bowl neat.

And smelling sweet

After eating a bowl of wheat "

And wiping my balls on a cotton sheet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a cock too... wanna swap?

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By *eacockDreams OP Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"I have boobs.

You keep your whoreish language to yourself, harlot.

Chesticles, sorry!

That's better.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time.

I don't have a vagina."

Nor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time."

How do you know you cock fits in my vagina. It could be like chucking a sausage up an alleyway for all you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have plenty of cocks that don't type threads ....

OP made redundant...

Sorry

Shut up."

Yes bitch!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"You have a vagina.

My cock fits inside your vagina.

So you see, there really is no downside.

Thank you for your time."

Rammstein sang something similar...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I have two nostrils…."

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