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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. " But we'd cease to exist as a species without it. | |||
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"Actually in 1804 a certain Mr Reginald Edwards did just that. …..Nah, I’m bullshitting to glory Granny "Oh  How mean. I wanted to read about it. | |||
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"Actually in 1804 a certain Mr Reginald Edwards did just that. …..Nah, I’m bullshitting to glory Granny
Oh How mean. I wanted to read about it."Sorry   | |||
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"And how do we know that?? " Well , we don't know for sure do we ? However I can think of several things that a lack of is certain death for humans ... but sex isn't one of them. | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. " Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking | |||
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"But why take the risk ? "Good point Blooms ..... Is that why the wank was invented? | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking No. We are not including anything other than those that died 'of lack of sex' ...... as given on their death cert. " In that case I would be well dead if it was fatal  | |||
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"It depends on how you define 'died'. Some people exist and breath, they function but are not necessarily 'living' or 'alive'." For the purposes of this thread , anyone exhibiting the seven signs of life are alive. Granted they may not be living to the full but they are alive | |||
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"And how do we know that?? Well , we don't know for sure do we ? However I can think of several things that a lack of is certain death for humans ... but sex isn't one of them. " It might well be on my tombstone in years to come. Thing is, it is bolloxed as I cannot come back to prove my point | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking No. We are not including anything other than those that died 'of lack of sex' ...... as given on their death cert. In that case I would be well dead if it was fatal "Then I may make you exhibit 1. No sex but still alive. | |||
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"And how do we know that?? Well , we don't know for sure do we ? However I can think of several things that a lack of is certain death for humans ... but sex isn't one of them. It might well be on my tombstone in years to come. Thing is, it is bolloxed as I cannot come back to prove my point "No matter, all the other nuns will tell your tale | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking No. We are not including anything other than those that died 'of lack of sex' ...... as given on their death cert. In that case I would be well dead if it was fatal
Then I may make you exhibit 1. No sex but still alive."Ohhh im an exhibit? Things are looking up | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. But we'd cease to exist as a species without it. " maybe 
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. " Or they didn’t live long enough to tell anybody | |||
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"Speaking of holy folk...... What about monks .... They are celibate in their cell a bit. They live to ripe old ages." I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! | |||
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"And how do we know that?? Well , we don't know for sure do we ? However I can think of several things that a lack of is certain death for humans ... but sex isn't one of them. " Bump | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. Or they didn’t live long enough to tell anybody" Good point ..... How long do you think nuns wait to tell ? | |||
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"But why take the risk ?
Good point Blooms .....
Is that why the wank was invented?"I'd like to shake the hand of whoever invented wanking.  | |||
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"Speaking of holy folk...... What about monks .... They are celibate in their cell a bit. They live to ripe old ages. I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! " A new monk arrives at the monastery He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies of the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, worried that there may be errors The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, the old monk goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the 75 year monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks, "what's wrong". "You fuckers", he says, with anger and sadness in his eyes, "the word was celebrate!" | |||
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"Speaking of holy folk...... What about monks .... They are celibate in their cell a bit. They live to ripe old ages." But are they..? Of if asked might they lie.. | |||
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"Speaking of holy folk...... What about monks .... They are celibate in their cell a bit. They live to ripe old ages. I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! " Could be habit forming.. | |||
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"Speaking of holy folk...... What about monks .... They are celibate in their cell a bit. They live to ripe old ages. I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! A new monk arrives at the monastery He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies of the original books. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, worried that there may be errors The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, the old monk goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the 75 year monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks, "what's wrong". "You fuckers", he says, with anger and sadness in his eyes, "the word was celebrate!"" Priceless! But it is not going to help me with my fantasy! Ok then, that is outside the scope for this thread! | |||
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"Speaking of holy folk...... What about monks .... They are celibate in their cell a bit. They live to ripe old ages. I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! Could be habit forming.." | |||
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"Bump - somebody please help me not be the person that killed it "We need a crash team here stat, this thread is coding | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. But we'd cease to exist as a species without it. maybe
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction"I think our birth rates would decline rapidly if it was dependent on people activity planning to breed and having to attend a clinic. | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. But we'd cease to exist as a species without it. maybe
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction
I think our birth rates would decline rapidly if it was dependent on people activity planning to breed and having to attend a clinic. "Maybe not such a bad thing. Far too many of us anyway | |||
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"Bump - somebody please help me not be the person that killed it
We need a crash team here stat, this thread is coding "Crash team in favour of taking full responsibility - please | |||
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"Maybe was just recorded as ‘Dead by missing adventure’ ?!?" | |||
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"Bump - somebody please help me not be the person that killed it "It's not dead.. Simply pining for the fjords.. | |||
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"Bump - somebody please help me not be the person that killed it
We need a crash team here stat, this thread is coding Crash team in favour of taking full responsibility - please "Seems resuscitation was successful | |||
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. But we'd cease to exist as a species without it. maybe
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction
I think our birth rates would decline rapidly if it was dependent on people activity planning to breed and having to attend a clinic.
Maybe not such a bad thing. Far too many of us anyway "You're not wrong | |||
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