FabSwingers.com forum: Turned down

By *ffinfunt OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Chop a bit off?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Chop a bit off?"

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By *ffinfunt OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

That would hurt an witch part lol

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Nice little humble brag

A woman also left me because I made her cum too hard and too many times

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By *ffinfunt OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Do you want a trophy for that

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

"Do you want a trophy for that "

Nope although I was thinking about making a thread about it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do a three legged gallop after her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol choose a woman who's looking for a big cock. Simples.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Nice little humble brag

A woman also left me because I made her cum too hard and too many times "

Beat me to the humble brag

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"That would hurt an witch part lol "

The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

One of my exes had the same problem with me.

She couldn't stop shouting "massive prick!" at me

even as she walked out the door.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

I once met a girl who asked me to give her six inches. I told her I don't fold it in half for anybody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too formites meet for a shag. "Am I too tight?" She asks. "No, just full" he replies ;-p

(Feel free to adjust the genders accordingly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my exes had the same problem with me.

She couldn't stop shouting "massive prick!" at me

even as she walked out the door. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would hurt an witch part lol

The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off "

What if the issue is girth rather than length? Perhaps take off a few layers with a vegetable peeler ?

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

"One of my exes had the same problem with me.

She couldn't stop shouting "massive prick!" at me

even as she walked out the door. "

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People say all kinds of shit when they’re not interested. I once left a meet by saying he was too good looking for me and I felt too intimidated to go any further. Better than telling him I wasn’t attracted to him, protects his ego and self worth and hopefully didn’t feel any kind of negativity that comes from rejection. "

This happened to a friend of mine who was told she was too "vivacious" lol.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"That would hurt an witch part lol

The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off

What if the issue is girth rather than length? Perhaps take off a few layers with a vegetable peeler ?"

Yes I was thinking maybe cheese grater. Or put it on one of those things they have in kebab shops and slice to required girth.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Send her my way I’ll gladly disappoint her

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"One of my exes had the same problem with me.

She couldn't stop shouting "massive prick!" at me

even as she walked out the door. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would hurt an witch part lol

The bit near your balls then stick it back on again. Otherwise you’d struggle having a wee if you chopped the end bit off

What if the issue is girth rather than length? Perhaps take off a few layers with a vegetable peeler ?

Yes I was thinking maybe cheese grater. Or put it on one of those things they have in kebab shops and slice to required girth. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we bragging? Hehe. After an hour of fucking she gave up

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

I once met a girl who asked me to give her six inches. I told her I don't fold it in half for anybody "

The old ones are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would take a serious-sized ego to believe that, coming from you.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Grow another

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

The OP could always wear a flange on the offending member, to allow him to adjust to the available depth in each case. Much simpler, and more reliable!

Although the extra weight could be an issue...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

I once met a girl who asked me to give her six inches. I told her I don't fold it in half for anybody

The old ones are the best

What? No this actually happened. I was out on the pull

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Too formites meet for a shag. "Am I too tight?" She asks. "No, just full" he replies ;-p

(Feel free to adjust the genders accordingly)"

When she fanny farted, she got out of it by saying "Oh darling....you've cum TOO much"

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Ha ha Nora bloody hell x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grow another

Yes, be a grower not a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send her my way I’ll gladly disappoint her

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

See your doctor

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

The OP could always wear a flange on the offending member, to allow him to adjust to the available depth in each case. Much simpler, and more reliable!

Although the extra weight could be an issue..."

These things are available. I bought a partner an ohnut to stop him bashing into my cervix. It worked brilliantly well - he's now several hundred miles away from me and my cervix.

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Yep that was exactly my thoughts, just couldn't be arsed telling you why she was leaving so picked on something that you couldn't alter

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

[Removed by poster at 18/08/21 12:28:38]

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Do what the rather very well endowed porn stars do, just put half in. You may be lucky and find some Women with extra long vaginas

The OP could always wear a flange on the offending member, to allow him to adjust to the available depth in each case. Much simpler, and more reliable!

Although the extra weight could be an issue...

These things are available. I bought a partner an ohnut to stop him bashing into my cervix. It worked brilliantly well - he's now several hundred miles away from me and my cervix.

You can’t stop progress!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I once had the lady of a couple i met regularly say "there's my big mutant cock" as she was pulling down my boxers

Being honest I was a bit taken aback and unsure if I'd been complimented or insulted. She assured me it was a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s very nice of you x

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Turned down for what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For so long I thoight I wasn’t gifted with a big dick and even sometimes now I think if it is but when ever I meet a girl for some reason they all use “snake” or “anaconda” to describe it lol.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Turned down for what??"

Yoga

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My brag - it may not be huge, but i have 22 stone to bang it home.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"For so long I thoight I wasn’t gifted with a big dick and even sometimes now I think if it is but when ever I meet a girl for some reason they all use “snake” or “anaconda” to describe it lol. "

Congratulations

Does it swim

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

Feel your pain. My last meet left because I'm a massive dick, her words not mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations

Does it swim "
depending on the day, usually it’s sleeping so just lays in the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel your pain. My last meet left because I'm a massive dick, her words not mine. "
hahahahaha

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

"any help"

A new username perhaps?

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I can’t even get that far

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Ive never had anyone leave a meet but had plenty that never turned up. Probably because my dicks so mahooosive or they know they couldn’t. Cope with my animal prowess!!

Probably both in fact - not that they’re time wasting arseholes - definitely not that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turned down for what??"

Proof reading

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Turned down for what??"

He's a bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One of my exes had the same problem with me.

She couldn't stop shouting "massive prick!" at me

even as she walked out the door. "

NBVN x

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You've got a big one or you are one?

Ice bath might help, or a spell in a chastity cage. That can shrink them given time.

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By *ffinfunt OP Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Realy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys "

Well, I’m assuming you can’t do anything about your huge massive big cock so the only other alternative is a bigger cunt….assuming, of course, the issue with the lady who left was that her vag was too small for you? It’s a dilemma, isn’t it? After all, any lady who offers to help will then be assumed to have a big wife saggy flappy foof.

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys "

Maybe pad out your profile stating that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always got this problem

we end up just playing Monopoly with a J20

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys "

You need to find a tall lady... Taller ladies have longer vaginas compared to average height ladies.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A lady letf because mh cock is to big any help ladys

You need to find a tall lady... Taller ladies have longer vaginas compared to average height ladies. "

What that your way of saying 'no thanks'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop a bit off?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What that your way of saying 'no thanks'?

I'm shorter than average

- besides, he'd need a far longer c*ck than he has now to reach me here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your Grindher on it, you'll have a smaller one in no time

Good luck OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing witty to say, but the replies have made me laugh thankyou

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