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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x" Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x | |||
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x" I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon | |||
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon " Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x | |||
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"You must be feeling flush, going to Tescos! " I'm not feeling well if that's what you mean. | |||
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x" Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please | |||
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please" The oreo one!I will let u have half of it x The Bueno one on end is half eaten | |||
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"You must be feeling flush, going to Tescos! I'm not feeling well if that's what you mean." As in well orf! | |||
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"If you want anything! you can bloody go and get it yourself " Tescos delivery pass, 2x deliveries a week! Just saying | |||
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"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please The oreo one!I will let u have half of it x The Bueno one on end is half eaten " You're too kind. I wonder is watching somebody eat delicious treats a kink | |||
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"I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas x" i have the bananas covered | |||
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"I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas xi have the bananas covered" Aww excellent thank you | |||
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"Custard tarts if they have any?" They had some half price ones | |||
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"I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas xi have the bananas covered Aww excellent thank you " I got bananas and easy peelers | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please " Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle." Where's my cider you bounder | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle." | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder " In the fridge | |||
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"Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x" I got them yesterday | |||
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"Other supermarket's are available... " Yes there is and I packed my shopping in Aldi bags so when I got home, people wouldn't think I was a posh snob | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. " DON'T think he meant THAT sort of toy aisle. | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge " Your fridge? | |||
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"Custard tarts if they have any? They had some half price ones " Darn | |||
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"Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x I got them yesterday " Did you bake then, you didn't offer us any cake | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge?" Damn right if you want some bring a glass | |||
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"Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x I got them yesterday Did you bake then, you didn't offer us any cake " No I went to bed instead and slept a headache off. | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass " Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle " What and down the park too | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle What and down the park too" Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle What and down the park too Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? " Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle What and down the park too Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now " Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle What and down the park too Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout " All the fun has gone now though with safety mats and the climbing bars removed. | |||
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"Can i have 24 Trojan extra large extra strong condoms, a 20ml bottle of greasemup anal lube, 12 D size batteries, 2 pairs of lemon marigold rubber gloves 3lts of cola , a garlic press and an 8 inch turkey baster!! Quiet night in tonight i think! " Really Trojan extra large, the checkout lady will think I've shrunk | |||
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"A lefthand hand-job please. Extra stong" No | |||
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"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle. Where's my cider you bounder In the fridge Your fridge? Damn right if you want some bring a glass Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle What and down the park too Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout All the fun has gone now though with safety mats and the climbing bars removed." You're not wrong, I liked my playgrounds with the risk of injury | |||
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"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea " Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready | |||
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"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready " I'm having a shower first if you want to join me | |||
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"Chocolate jammy dodgers!! " are they an actual thing ? | |||
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"Chocolate jammy dodgers!! are they an actual thing ?" Yes!! Well they arent jammy but bloody lovely. | |||
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"Chocolate jammy dodgers!! are they an actual thing ? Yes!! Well they arent jammy but bloody lovely." Oh my | |||
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"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready I'm having a shower first if you want to join me Only if I can scrub your back " Oh Yes | |||
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