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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

If you want anything!

you can bloody go and get it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i have some magnum pink cocoa ones? X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Ah go on grab me a 2lt of strongbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 pints of milk please (the full fat, stay fresh stuff). Ta M

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Their autumn plants are a bargain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be feeling flush, going to Tescos!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x"

Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x

Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x"

I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x

Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x

I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon "

Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"You must be feeling flush, going to Tescos! "

I'm not feeling well if that's what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's your every little helps spirit?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x

Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x

I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon

Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x"

Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x

Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x

I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon

Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x

Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please"

The oreo one!I will let u have half of it x The Bueno one on end is half eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You must be feeling flush, going to Tescos!

I'm not feeling well if that's what you mean."

As in well orf!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"If you want anything!

you can bloody go and get it yourself "

Tescos delivery pass, 2x deliveries a week! Just saying

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"I'm ok have got cake box cakes in fridge! Could do with milk if they have any must go look in co op x

Have uploaded a pic of my cakes to tease x

I expected this to be a euphemism fab really has twisted my melon

Lol! Had a strawberry one yesterday! So delicious! Light and fluffy sponge as egg free x

Sounds tasty. I want one of the round ones in the middle of today's crop please

The oreo one!I will let u have half of it x The Bueno one on end is half eaten "

You're too kind.

I wonder is watching somebody eat delicious treats a kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas x

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas x"
i have the bananas covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas xi have the bananas covered"

Aww excellent thank you

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Custard tarts if they have any?

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Custard tarts if they have any?"

They had some half price ones

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I need some fruit please pineapples and bananas xi have the bananas covered

Aww excellent thank you "

I got bananas and easy peelers

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please "

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Other supermarket's are available...

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle."

Where's my cider you bounder

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle."

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By *haron7540Woman
over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall

Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder "

In the fridge

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x"

I got them yesterday

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Other supermarket's are available... "

Yes there is and I packed my shopping in Aldi bags so when I got home, people wouldn't think I was a posh snob

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

"

DON'T think he meant THAT sort of toy aisle.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge "

Your fridge?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Custard tarts if they have any?

They had some half price ones "

Darn

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By *haron7540Woman
over a year ago

Hayle, Cornwall


"Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x

I got them yesterday "

Did you bake then, you didn't offer us any cake

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?"

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Don't forget the eggs you wanted yesterday x

I got them yesterday

Did you bake then, you didn't offer us any cake "

No I went to bed instead and slept a headache off.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass "

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle "

What and down the park too

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle

What and down the park too"

Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

Can you charge my car if I let you drive it there

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle

What and down the park too

Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes? "

Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle

What and down the park too

Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?

Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now "

Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle

What and down the park too

Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?

Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now

Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout "

All the fun has gone now though with safety mats and the climbing bars removed.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Can i have 24 Trojan extra large extra strong condoms, a 20ml bottle of greasemup anal lube, 12 D size batteries, 2 pairs of lemon marigold rubber gloves 3lts of cola , a garlic press and an 8 inch turkey baster!! Quiet night in tonight i think!

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

A lefthand hand-job please. Extra stong

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Can i have 24 Trojan extra large extra strong condoms, a 20ml bottle of greasemup anal lube, 12 D size batteries, 2 pairs of lemon marigold rubber gloves 3lts of cola , a garlic press and an 8 inch turkey baster!! Quiet night in tonight i think! "

Really Trojan extra large, the checkout lady will think I've shrunk

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A lefthand hand-job please. Extra stong"

No

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout


"Mini top hat and some googly eyes please

Sorry I didn't go down the toy aisle.

Where's my cider you bounder

In the fridge

Your fridge?

Damn right if you want some bring a glass

Fs I thought we'd do it old skool and sup right out of the bottle

What and down the park too

Yip have you got a ghetto blaster for some tunes?

Keep up with the times, it's all on my phone now

Fair point, I'll bring my bluetooth speaker I miss d*unken goes on the roundabout

All the fun has gone now though with safety mats and the climbing bars removed."

You're not wrong, I liked my playgrounds with the risk of injury

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea "

Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea

Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready "

I'm having a shower first if you want to join me

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Chocolate jammy dodgers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea

Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready

I'm having a shower first if you want to join me "

Only if I can scrub your back

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY


"Chocolate jammy dodgers!!

"

are they an actual thing ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Chocolate jammy dodgers!!

are they an actual thing ?"

Yes!! Well they arent jammy but bloody lovely.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Chocolate jammy dodgers!!

are they an actual thing ?

Yes!! Well they arent jammy but bloody lovely."

Oh my

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Right now I've got food in, I'll be making some tea

Make sure you give me a shout when it’s ready

I'm having a shower first if you want to join me

Only if I can scrub your back "

Oh Yes

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"In "

You live in Tesco

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Looks like you'll have to go down to Tesco cos they won't be coming to you. Get your lazy asses off the sofa people & go out & do something for a change!

I am often staggered how we have become a lazy nation of people who now can't do anything unless it's delivered to our doorstep. Whoever wrote Disney's Wall:E film was very forward sighted as to how humans are getting fatter & lazier demanding everything now with no effort on their part to get it. One very prophetic film that.

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