FabSwingers.com forum: Penis

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Discuss.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Which one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss."

That's how Lorena threw John's penis, like a discus.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

I like mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end "

Ah, the ol' windmill. My personal favourite. Still got a couple of windmillin' videos knocking about.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine is named Bob and he says hello (my balls are waving to)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is named Bob and he says hello (my balls are waving to)

Say hello to Bob for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lick mine "

Show off

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Mine is named Bob and he says hello (my balls are waving to)

Say hello to Bob for me."

Bob doths his fleshy cap to you sir

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

During the sex education module of GCSE biology myself and four classmates may or may not have been using slang terms for the human reproductive organs. We got sent to the headmaster's office.

There we were stood in front of him. He asked us why we had been sent to his office. Myself and three others used the generic answer "not putting our hands up and shouting out answers sir" the fifth accomplice said "using certain sexual words sir."

The headmaster asked him to name one. He said penis. The headmaster stood up and slammed his fist on the desk and shouted "PENIS"

All five of us burst laughing which only infuriated him further. Bare in mind he was a very stern man. He yelled at us to stop laughing. Eventually we did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 'pen is' about the same size as the average cock apparently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dicks, I really love them, particularly when they are in my face (other holes are available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis."

Will you show us how it works Teach'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis.

Will you show us how it works Teach'. "

*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

An ex nicknamed my penis/dick/cock (delete as appropriate) Carl because Carlsberg don't make cocks but if they did......

I thought that was swell

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"Dicks, I really love them, particularly when they are in my face (other holes are available

I’m sure they enjoy that experience too

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis.

Will you show us how it works Teach'.

*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis.

Will you show us how it works Teach'.

*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD."

Poor poor penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis.

Will you show us how it works Teach'.

*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD.

Poor poor penis "

It's not even my penis.

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

This is a biology lesson. It's penis.

Will you show us how it works Teach'.

*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD.

Poor poor penis

It's not even my penis."

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I like pretty ones

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology

Can we please call it a tallywhacker? Penis is so per.... Penis is so personal

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Such a silly word, always makes me giggle, sounds medical.

Cock sounds more authentic and slightly naughty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they prefer to be called widgey ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like pretty ones

You came to the wrong place, sweetheart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end "

Basically in any state then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love them as much as bums

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like pretty ones

You came to the wrong place, sweetheart."

Oh I didn’t sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

Mine's dirty. Filthy. Like an old shoe.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

Hello! Missed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A penis: Mightier than the sword.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

Mine's dirty. Filthy. Like an old shoe."

Oh gosh. Yeh stinky ones can go in the washing machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

Hello! Missed you

Hello my fellow willy best friend!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

That’s made me feel sick and I’m not even a fan of them

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm a very happy wife thanks to my husband and his this afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like how squidgy they are when soft

I like them windmillin about

My favourite are hard ones.

The end

Basically in any state then?

Yeh pretty much

Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them

That’s made me feel sick and I’m not even a fan of them "

oh I didn't mean to put you off, they're not THAT squidgy. Like a good amount of squidgy, ya know?

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By *dul147Man
over a year ago

Whitehaven

Is there such a thing lol x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I like pretty ones

I’ll put a bow on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not widely known that the proper plural for penis is ‘penes’. It’s easy to remember as it sounds like the pasta ‘penne’ and in both cases if you drop them in boiling water they go from hard to soft in no time.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like pretty ones

I’ll put a bow on it

A pretty pink one please

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I like pretty ones

I’ll put a bow on it

A pretty pink one please

The bow or my penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss."

You discuss me

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I like pretty ones

I’ll put a bow on it

A pretty pink one please

The bow or my penis? "

Both

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Discuss."

They are lovely and come in all shapes and sizes.x

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

London sometimes

"I like pretty ones

I’ll put a bow on it

A pretty pink one please

The bow or my penis?

Both

Ok. Untie it with your teeth!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

This fella finds a lamp and rubs it.

Out Pop's a genie and shout's

I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP I GRANT YOU ONE WISH, BTW IM HARD OF HEARING SO SPEAK UP.

the fella smiling goes and Whisper's in the genies ear.

FLASH!!

and out of the smoke this little guys is sitting playing the piano.

The fella looks confused then angrily shout's at the genie

NO I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED A TEN INCH PIANIST!!

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By *oonshadowWoman
over a year ago

great yarmouth

I've met a few

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

A young man displaying his willy

Was told off for being quite silly

He said: "Do you mind?

It's a sex site you'll find.

And besides mine is actually diddy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 'pen is' about the same size as the average cock apparently "

There is some truth in that, in my case anyway ??

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Derek

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sausages"

Walls?

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