FabSwingers.com forum: Teaching an old dog new tricks

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

After many years of being unable to peel a banana without leaving a floppy bruised inedible mess all over my hands, last week I finally discovered how to unsheath the fruity flesh leaving it firm and deliciously edible.

What new tricks / skills have you mastered after years of abject failure? Is it that low fade off the tee? How to drill a hole in a tile? How to sew buttons on? Make a Thai curry? Deep throat (no not the watergate informant)? Work then rinse only cycle on your washing machine?

Don't be shy.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am currently working on creating posts on the forums that no people actually contribute too. As a proud member of the "zero response" club I scourer the forums looking for threads that no one had added input on and "kill off" my competitors with comments ;-p

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am currently working on creating posts on the forums that no people actually contribute too. As a proud member of the "zero response" club I scourer the forums looking for threads that no one had added input on and "kill off" my competitors with comments ;-p "

Totally ninja

way of gaining a positive out of a negative: achievement through underachievement!!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally ninja

way of gaining a positive out of a negative: achievement through underachievement!!

If you set the bar low its easier to reach when you hit rock bottom ;-p

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I make the most delicious pizzas......

Seriously tasty stuff.....

Recently I discovered that I should 'top' the dough when it's ON the pan and not top the dough and then try to move the fuckers to the pan.........

I felt like i'd discovered the meaning of life