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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've woke up groggy this morning, so unlimited coffee and some toast for me. Get your orders in, what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id like some eggs royale please ma’am xx

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Just a coffee and a kiss to get my day started

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id like some eggs royale please ma’am xx

Coming up, I do a mean poached egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a coffee and a kiss to get my day started

I can do that

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

Can i please have a bacon baguette with extra bacon. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A raspberry smoothie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i please have a bacon baguette with extra bacon. Xx "

Can you ever have too much bacon? Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Bedford

"Can i please have a bacon baguette with extra bacon. Xx

Can you ever have too much bacon? Coming up "

Never, but I'd share it with you. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A raspberry smoothie please

Not sure how I didn't see that one coming

Of course, would you like ice with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very strong coffee, followed by more coffee...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very strong coffee, followed by more coffee..."

20 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and toast please lovely

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Could I be so cheeky to ask for a bacon barm cake. Crispy bacon and loads of butter and a cup of strong tea please, milk no sugar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very strong coffee, followed by more coffee..."

Yes on it, I am the same this morning can't wake up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Coffee for me. All the coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be so cheeky to ask for a bacon barm cake. Crispy bacon and loads of butter and a cup of strong tea please, milk no sugar.

What's a barm cake? I only have baps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and toast please lovely

Of course coming right up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee for me. All the coffee."

Another in need of caffeine, on it x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning sex and coffee please

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Could I be so cheeky to ask for a bacon barm cake. Crispy bacon and loads of butter and a cup of strong tea please, milk no sugar.

What's a barm cake? I only have baps

You have lovely baps. A barm cake is a Lancashire bread roll really. But they’re big soft and lovely. Much like your baps I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a bacon, Brie and cranberry sauce baguette with a flat white please? Thanks

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Coffee for me. All the coffee."

Nooo... please don't cave in to posh's demands...

I need coffee too and cannot function without

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon, sausage, egg, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, fried bread & coffee please

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By *kcouple1973Couple
over a year ago

colchester

Creamy scrambled egg on rye with a slice of smoked salmon and a tiny dab of horseradish sauce on the side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eggs benedict please

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

I would love a cup of Earl grey tea, a small glass of orange juice and some crumpets. I have a little headache and I definitely think this would help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning sex and coffee please

You better get naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I be so cheeky to ask for a bacon barm cake. Crispy bacon and loads of butter and a cup of strong tea please, milk no sugar.

What's a barm cake? I only have baps

You have lovely baps. A barm cake is a Lancashire bread roll really. But they’re big soft and lovely. Much like your baps I guess. "

we call those baps in North Wales, on it x

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Vagina for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I have a bacon, Brie and cranberry sauce baguette with a flat white please? Thanks"

Oh good call, on it

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By *hebfg2020Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Eggy bread and a white tea with two please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bacon, sausage, egg, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, fried bread & coffee please

Ooh all the trimmings! coming up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Creamy scrambled egg on rye with a slice of smoked salmon and a tiny dab of horseradish sauce on the side

Now thats a brekky, on its way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggs benedict please

More poached eggs, on it

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Coffee for me. All the coffee.

Nooo... please don't cave in to posh's demands...

I need coffee too and cannot function without

sorry, I never said please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love a cup of Earl grey tea, a small glass of orange juice and some crumpets. I have a little headache and I definitely think this would help

Coming up with a cwtch for the headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oats with honey please with a glass of orange juice, I'll repay with a kiss x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vagina for me thanks "

I'll see what I can rustle up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eggy bread and a white tea with two please

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee for me. All the coffee.

Nooo... please don't cave in to posh's demands...

I need coffee too and cannot function without

sorry, I never said please

I accept apologies in the form of a teasing photo in my box

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oats with honey please with a glass of orange juice, I'll repay with a kiss x"

Done, now pucker up

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By *liceinWonderland38Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"I would love a cup of Earl grey tea, a small glass of orange juice and some crumpets. I have a little headache and I definitely think this would help

Coming up with a cwtch for the headache

I actually think a cwtch is exactly what I need, thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love a cup of Earl grey tea, a small glass of orange juice and some crumpets. I have a little headache and I definitely think this would help

Coming up with a cwtch for the headache

I actually think a cwtch is exactly what I need, thank you xx"

Happy to be of service xx

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

CBD latte pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oats with honey please with a glass of orange juice, I'll repay with a kiss x

Done, now pucker up

Mwah x

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