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"In while I'm brushing my teeth " Manual or electric? | |||
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"In while I'm brushing my teeth Manual or electric?" Electric, but I always end up using a manual for my tongue | |||
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"In while I'm brushing my teeth Manual or electric? Electric, but I always end up using a manual for my tongue " Double brush. | |||
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"Back for bit. Charles Darwin sailed on the HMS Beagle Beagles have about 220 million scent receptors in their snout. #Factmash " | |||
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"Back in Jim " Caution, Jim is reversing....Caution, Jim is reversing...... | |||
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"In while I'm brushing my teeth Manual or electric?" I have both...sometimes I find the electric one a little too buzzy | |||
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"Hurrah...I was starting to get withdrawal symptoms " We'll be around for a little while yet. | |||
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"In while I'm brushing my teeth Manual or electric? Electric, but I always end up using a manual for my tongue Double brush." I have a friend who can't touch their lips with the toothbrush. It's like watching a game of operation when she brushes her teeth. She's the same when she eats.... | |||
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"Fact mash ups are my new favourite thing ever Incredible. " Incredible scenes. It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't returned. | |||
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"I'm just going back to the previous thread to read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm reversing." Jim, it looks like there's a thick black arrow pointing at your anus? | |||
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"In while I'm brushing my teeth Manual or electric? Electric, but I always end up using a manual for my tongue Double brush. I have a friend who can't touch their lips with the toothbrush. It's like watching a game of operation when she brushes her teeth. She's the same when she eats.... " Amazing. | |||
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"Fact mash ups are my new favourite thing ever Incredible. Incredible scenes. It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't returned." Oh stop that. Are you saying I’m a muse? No no no. Just a regular woman who happens to bring good fortune. | |||
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"I’m back in, can’t sleep after my little afternoon nap " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Alice. Welcome back. | |||
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"Mrs KC, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations!" Woop! *Stamps loyalty card* it's going to be a caffeiney day when I come rolling into the Salop, Jim | |||
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"Back in Jim Caution, Jim is reversing....Caution, Jim is reversing......" Oooooft - a little bump on entry there | |||
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"I'm just going back to the previous thread to read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm reversing. Jim, it looks like there's a thick black arrow pointing at your anus? " My milkshake brings all the arrows to the yard. | |||
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"Fact mash ups are my new favourite thing ever Incredible. Incredible scenes. It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't returned. Oh stop that. Are you saying I’m a muse? No no no. Just a regular woman who happens to bring good fortune. " It's not for me to answer that question. Only Leo has the answer. | |||
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"Mrs KC, you're tonight's ²nd ¹st poster, congratulations! Woop! *Stamps loyalty card* it's going to be a caffeiney day when I come rolling into the Salop, Jim " | |||
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"I'm just going back to the previous thread to read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm reversing. Jim, it looks like there's a thick black arrow pointing at your anus? My milkshake brings all the arrows to the yard." It gives me an ace of spades vibe. | |||
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"I'm just going back to the previous thread to read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm reversing. Jim, it looks like there's a thick black arrow pointing at your anus? My milkshake brings all the arrows to the yard. It gives me an ace of spades vibe. " https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbvWn1EY6g | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee." Thanks for sharing that Jim | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim " You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? " . Nipples for bowls? | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim " | |||
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"Im gonna say goodnight folks watching a film with Agelina with a fire theme. Btw if bearded guy sees this did he used to have publics of posh shiny shoes?? Night guys and girls and couples x need a wank.." Na night. | |||
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"Fact mash ups are my new favourite thing ever Incredible. Incredible scenes. It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't returned. Oh stop that. Are you saying I’m a muse? No no no. Just a regular woman who happens to bring good fortune. It's not for me to answer that question. Only Leo has the answer." Muse are a band from Devon The Reverend John Jack Russell also came from Devon. He first bred the terrier dog which still carries his name. #MuseFactMash | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? " Now that's my kinda sauce. | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink " For everyone or just you Jim | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink " You've just reminded me. Lorna hasn't posted tonight. | |||
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"Fact mash ups are my new favourite thing ever Incredible. Incredible scenes. It wouldn't have happened if you hadn't returned. Oh stop that. Are you saying I’m a muse? No no no. Just a regular woman who happens to bring good fortune. It's not for me to answer that question. Only Leo has the answer. Muse are a band from Devon The Reverend John Jack Russell also came from Devon. He first bred the terrier dog which still carries his name. #MuseFactMash" Oh my fuck. This has made my night. | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? . Nipples for bowls? Haha, still as cheeky as Magneto" I have a reputation to uphold. | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? . Nipples for bowls? " Jumpers for goalposts. | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink You've just reminded me. Lorna hasn't posted tonight." Her mother in law is there remember. | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink You've just reminded me. Lorna hasn't posted tonight. Her mother in law is there remember. " Shes on best behaviour. | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? . Nipples for bowls? " That meant to say: Haha..still as cheeky as ever Magneto. God, how much DiSaronno have I d*unk? | |||
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"Thank you for the bum. So very kind of you. Monday pretty manic too. How have you been? " I'll gladly bum you anytime you want. Oh blimey, Monday was Manic too. I'm good. I had the mirror opposite of a manic Monday. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SsmVgoXDq2w | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? . Nipples for bowls? That meant to say: Haha..still as cheeky as ever Magneto. God, how much DiSaronno have I d*unk? " Yeah don't worry, I translated, I'm fluent in pissed. | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink You've just reminded me. Lorna hasn't posted tonight. Her mother in law is there remember. Shes on best behaviour. " Oh yes. | |||
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"I've made a woman happy after midnight so time to say Goodnight Jim and everyone, thanks as ever for larks. x" Na night, mash-up man. | |||
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"I've made a woman happy after midnight so time to say Goodnight Jim and everyone, thanks as ever for larks. x" Night night Leo...thanks for making me feel welcome | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink For everyone or just you Jim" I tell everyone! | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink You've just reminded me. Lorna hasn't posted tonight." Was it the eyes, Jim?! | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink For everyone or just you Jim I tell everyone!" ^^^He tells everyone | |||
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"Hi Jim hey there everyone " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. HaPPy TueSDay. Smileyface | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink You've just reminded me. Lorna hasn't posted tonight. Was it the eyes, Jim?! " How did you know?! | |||
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"Hi Jim hey there everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. HaPPy TueSDay. Smileyface" Good day to you to sir , may your garden blossom every day | |||
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"I'm having a late midnight-ish snack of carte d'or vanilla ice cream with a little Disaronno on top. Anyone else fancy some while I've got it out? . Nipples for bowls? That meant to say: Haha..still as cheeky as ever Magneto. God, how much DiSaronno have I d*unk? Yeah don't worry, I translated, I'm fluent in pissed. " I have absolutely no idea what this "pissed" word means I'm a good girl I'll have you know | |||
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"Hi Jim hey there everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. HaPPy TueSDay. Smileyface Good day to you to sir , may your garden blossom every day" Ta very much. | |||
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"I still haven't read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm going to knock out some more facts." He’s old news. I have a new new nemesis. That’s three now. | |||
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"I still haven't read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm going to knock out some more facts." That's right. Knock one out | |||
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"I really need a sit-down wee. Thanks for sharing that Jim You'll find sit down wees are a frequent theme on here. Too much cola drink For everyone or just you Jim I tell everyone! ^^^He tells everyone " Well that's alright, I wee twice as much since I turned 50 | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. " Why does the rogue hiss at you? | |||
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"I still haven't read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm going to knock out some more facts. He’s old news. I have a new new nemesis. That’s three now. " ¹²³. | |||
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"I still haven't read about Jamie's new nemesis. I'm going to knock out some more facts. That's right. Knock one out " I'm doing it now. | |||
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"Hi Jim hey there everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. HaPPy TueSDay. Smileyface Good day to you to sir , may your garden blossom every day Ta very much." I'm Brian and so's my wife | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. Why does the rogue hiss at you?" Because I tried to stroke him and he didn’t like it but I can’t be mad because that’s how I got nemesis number 2 so it’s all a pickle. I’ll buy dreamies and win him round. | |||
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"I really should sleep, but I'm waiting for Jim's next nocturnal ejaculation. What will it be? " More Darwin. | |||
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"On this day 1836 Shrewsbury's Charles Darwin left South America for the last time on HMS Beagle." Was Darwin from Shrewsbury? | |||
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"Hi Jim hey there everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. HaPPy TueSDay. Smileyface Good day to you to sir , may your garden blossom every day Ta very much. I'm Brian and so's my wife " | |||
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"I really should sleep, but I'm waiting for Jim's next nocturnal ejaculation. What will it be? More Darwin." Now we're all DarwinFace, should I settle down to sleep? | |||
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"On this day 1836 Shrewsbury's Charles Darwin left South America for the last time on HMS Beagle. Was Darwin from Shrewsbury? " Funny you should ask me that. Yes, Charles Darwin came from Shrewsbury. | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. Why does the rogue hiss at you? Because I tried to stroke him and he didn’t like it but I can’t be mad because that’s how I got nemesis number 2 so it’s all a pickle. I’ll buy dreamies and win him round. " My next door neighbours cat is exactly like that with me but as soon as my friend comes round, she's all over him...purring, rubbing up and down his leg | |||
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"I really should sleep, but I'm waiting for Jim's next nocturnal ejaculation. What will it be? More Darwin. Now we're all DarwinFace, should I settle down to sleep? " You follow your heart. I'll fact. | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. " Haha love cats even more now | |||
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"On this day 1836 Shrewsbury's Charles Darwin left South America for the last time on HMS Beagle. Was Darwin from Shrewsbury? Funny you should ask me that. Yes, Charles Darwin came from Shrewsbury." Did he, Jim? You never said... | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. Haha love cats even more now " Magneto. I haven’t forgotten the murder train. Nemesis number 4. | |||
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"I really should sleep, but I'm waiting for Jim's next nocturnal ejaculation. What will it be? More Darwin. Now we're all DarwinFace, should I settle down to sleep? You follow your heart. I'll fact. " I'll follow my heart to the land of nod. Happy Facting everyone! | |||
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"I really should sleep, but I'm waiting for Jim's next nocturnal ejaculation. What will it be? More Darwin. Now we're all DarwinFace, should I settle down to sleep? You follow your heart. I'll fact. I'll follow my heart to the land of nod. Happy Facting everyone!" Night night Mrs KC...it was lovely chatting with you | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. Why does the rogue hiss at you? Because I tried to stroke him and he didn’t like it but I can’t be mad because that’s how I got nemesis number 2 so it’s all a pickle. I’ll buy dreamies and win him round. My next door neighbours cat is exactly like that with me but as soon as my friend comes round, she's all over him...purring, rubbing up and down his leg " Cats, so fickle. | |||
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"I really should sleep, but I'm waiting for Jim's next nocturnal ejaculation. What will it be? More Darwin. Now we're all DarwinFace, should I settle down to sleep? You follow your heart. I'll fact. I'll follow my heart to the land of nod. Happy Facting everyone!" Na night. x | |||
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"I have a third nemesis. There’s a rogue cat who keeps hissing at me outside. Haha love cats even more now Magneto. I haven’t forgotten the murder train. Nemesis number 4. " I had forgotten all about that!! Very satisfying, thanks for reminding me. | |||
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"I’ve just applied for a job with 12 minutes to spare. Now on an adrenaline rush from that race of time! Application took 6 hours to do!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Curls. Excellent applying. Good luck. | |||
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"I’ve just applied for a job with 12 minutes to spare. Now on an adrenaline rush from that race of time! Application took 6 hours to do!" Well done Fingers crossed for you! | |||
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"4 nemesi, Jim. I’m up to 4." Nocturnal Avengers, assemble! | |||
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"On this day 1946 George Orwell published Animal Farm." Ooooh animals. Do you have animal facts? Is it a book? Is it a book of animal facts? | |||
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"I’ve just applied for a job with 12 minutes to spare. Now on an adrenaline rush from that race of time! Application took 6 hours to do!" Respect, from a fellow sail too close to the deadline-r. | |||
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"I’ve just applied for a job with 12 minutes to spare. Now on an adrenaline rush from that race of time! Application took 6 hours to do! Respect, from a fellow sail too close to the deadline-r. " I'm exactly like that with my Uni assignments, but I seem to get better marks when I burn the midnight oil the night before lol | |||
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"I’ve just applied for a job with 12 minutes to spare. Now on an adrenaline rush from that race of time! Application took 6 hours to do! Respect, from a fellow sail too close to the deadline-r. I'm exactly like that with my Uni assignments, but I seem to get better marks when I burn the midnight oil the night before lol" Yeah I sailed past the deadline for a few of those, unfortunately didn't have electronic submission then, and ended up getting capped at 40 for some of them! | |||
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"I’ve just applied for a job with 12 minutes to spare. Now on an adrenaline rush from that race of time! Application took 6 hours to do! Respect, from a fellow sail too close to the deadline-r. I'm exactly like that with my Uni assignments, but I seem to get better marks when I burn the midnight oil the night before lol Yeah I sailed past the deadline for a few of those, unfortunately didn't have electronic submission then, and ended up getting capped at 40 for some of them! " Thankfully they give us 12hours grace on submission day because even the electronic submission system can be flaky at times. | |||
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"On this day 1946 George Orwell published Animal Farm. Ooooh animals. Do you have animal facts? Is it a book? Is it a book of animal facts? " It's a book of animals. According to Orwell, the fable reflects events leading up to the Russian Revolution of 1917 and then on into the Stalinist era of the Soviet Union. | |||
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"As much as I'm fascinated with your facts Jim, my eyes slowly closing so I'm afraid I shall have to bid you all goodnight. Thanks for a fun night " Get some sleep. Na night. x | |||
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"Cowabunga!!!! I needed to say it one more time now I'm complete. Good night. " Haha. Na night, Diamond. | |||
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"Made you look." Awww hugs Jim are you all on your lonesome would you like sum company x | |||
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"Made you look. Awww hugs Jim are you all on your lonesome would you like sum company x" I would. x | |||
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"Goodnight Jim Bob " I hope you're having wet dreams. | |||
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"Made you look. Awww hugs Jim are you all on your lonesome would you like sum company x I would. x" Aww ok Jim magic carpet being rolled out x | |||
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