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Best non offensive way to curse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I swear like a navvy but when the Mini Pixies are present I have to be creative.....So what dose everyone say when unable to Curse???

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Shish kebab

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Oh Fiddlesticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh sugar honey iced tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sugar honey iced tea"

I like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar and fudge are the obvious ones but if I have to make a quick change then 'Fuck' becomes 'Fffffank you very much'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey on a bike

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

crumbs

tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shine a Light !

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

Shut the front door!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have in my house....

Tentacles = Nuts

Virginia = self explanation

Pogo stick = dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shut the front door! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/08/21 20:58:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh cuntstable !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sugar and fudge are the obvious ones but if I have to make a quick change then 'Fuck' becomes 'Fffffank you very much' "

Fffffank you very much Arkwright ( ok, I'm already running)!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh cuntstable ! "

Rest of the joke being. What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubic hair?

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh sugar honey iced tea

I like this! "

I'll allow you to use it

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By *J GeminiTV/TS
over a year ago

Northumberland

Oh noodles!

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spherical objects x

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Oh sugar plum fairies

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

Shizzle.

Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.

But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*

*I often fail miserably

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shizzle.

Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.

But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*

*I often fail miserably "

I forget it and use it all the time

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend


"Shizzle.

Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.

But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*

*I often fail miserably "

Isn’t cunt one of the oldest known words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read."

I still say it and Christopher caruthers (not sure if that's spelled right). Wasn't Bennett a bungling army officer or somesuch?

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Shizzle.

Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.

But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*

*I often fail miserably

I forget it and use it all the time "

I hear ya, sis

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London


"Shizzle.

Only used when I’m around my nephew, as my sister doesn’t like it.

But after being called it for years by my abusive first husband, I’ve reclaimed the word ‘cunt’, and it’s one of my fave swear words now. I do try not to use it in company though!*

*I often fail miserably

Isn’t cunt one of the oldest known words? "

Haven’t a scooby, flower

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Blast, damn, deary me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh cuntstable !

Rest of the joke being. What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubic hair?"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Oh sugar honey iced tea"

Or just sugar

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read."

I used to work with a guy whose dad was called Gordon Bennett

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sugar and fudge are the obvious ones but if I have to make a quick change then 'Fuck' becomes 'Fffffank you very much' "

Fff- far out!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Shine a light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damnit, Balls, sugar. Although most of the time it's just loud random noises while I try to not trip over my own tongue which my children find hilarious

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Go play on the M6 (other motorways are available)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go play on the M6 (other motorways are available)"

My mum used to say " go play with the traffic"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Bother!

Or if it’s in relation to a person, ‘You Pilchard’

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read.

I used to work with a guy whose dad was called Gordon Bennett "

No relation then?

The Gordon Bennett Aviation Trophy was an international airplane racing trophy awarded by James Gordon Bennett Jr., the American owner and publisher of the New York Herald newspaper. The trophy is one of three Gordon Bennett awards: Bennett was also the sponsor of an automobile race and a ballooning competition.[1][2]

The terms of the trophy competition were the same as those of the Schneider Trophy: each race was hosted by the nation which had won the preceding race, and the trophy would be won outright by the nation whose team won the race three times in succession. Accordingly, after Joseph Sadi-Lecointe's victory in 1920 the Trophy became the permanent possession of the Aéro-Club de France.[1]

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Go play on the M6 (other motorways are available)

My mum used to say " go play with the traffic" "

Comments like that and they still want a Mother's Day card!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My gran used to say Gordon Bennet. I looked him up once to see if he was real. He has a wikipedia page and is an actual legend. Worth a read.

I used to work with a guy whose dad was called Gordon Bennett

No relation then?

The Gordon Bennett Aviation Trophy was an international airplane racing trophy awarded by James Gordon Bennett Jr., the American owner and publisher of the New York Herald newspaper. The trophy is one of three Gordon Bennett awards: Bennett was also the sponsor of an automobile race and a ballooning competition.[1][2]

The terms of the trophy competition were the same as those of the Schneider Trophy: each race was hosted by the nation which had won the preceding race, and the trophy would be won outright by the nation whose team won the race three times in succession. Accordingly, after Joseph Sadi-Lecointe's victory in 1920 the Trophy became the permanent possession of the Aéro-Club de France.[1]"

Not that I'm aware of, no

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

I say Jebus alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go play on the M6 (other motorways are available)

My mum used to say " go play with the traffic"

Comments like that and they still want a Mother's Day card! "

It wasn't said to us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say Jebus alot "

I've started using that now!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"I say Jebus alot

I've started using that now! "

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

Oh Belgium!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say the word…

‘Disappointing’

Depending on the causing situation the vocal inflection will suffice.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I say Jebus alot "

Gee whiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck offs and colds take lemsip

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

When I was younger I worked with a posh older lady who always came to work looking like she was off to the theatre. She never swore. But would say "Pots and pans" when she was cross. Hysterical!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"I say Jebus alot "

I occasionally channel my late parents with a "Suffering Jesus" or a "Jesus, Mary & Joseph".

It's an Irish thing, I guess....

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Mother...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blast!" is my go - to. It's quite satisfying to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say "cheese and rice" instead of "Jesus Christ"

Other than that, I just fucking swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the blood and stomach pills or Jesus,Mary and Joseph in my house

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Oh Belgium!"

A very frustrated Mark Cavendish, at Stage 21 at the end of this year's Tour de France.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I say "cheese and rice" instead of "Jesus Christ"

Other than that, I just fucking swear"

JFC

Jesus Fucking Christ!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck offs and colds take lemsip"

I used to say this all the time hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say Jebus alot

I occasionally channel my late parents with a "Suffering Jesus" or a "Jesus, Mary & Joseph".

My mum still says Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the donkey too

It's an Irish thing, I guess.... "

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Oh Belgium!"

I seem to be having this difficulty with my lifestyle.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Fuck offs and colds take lemsip

I used to say this all the time hahaha "

I take Phukitol

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