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"I can't tie shoelaces in the traditional manner" did you have slip ONS as a kid | |||
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"I can't fold an empty packet of crisps into one of those triangle things.... Pure witchcraft." my party trick with a crisp packet is make a nose | |||
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"Ovulate " This is not as easy as it seems. Fucking hurts | |||
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"Walk properly. Run. Jump. Can't do 'em " Same here, I don’t have a valid reason though, just clumsy AF | |||
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"Ovulate This is not as easy as it seems. Fucking hurts " take your word for that xx | |||
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"That loud whistle when you put your fingers in your mouth. " touche I have tried no luck it's a great skill to have xx | |||
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"That loud whistle when you put your fingers in your mouth. " Neither can I. I also can't wink with my right eye without gurning NBVN x | |||
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"Also use the fork in my left hand as I’m supposed to I use it In my right hand " Me neither. It actually seems counter-intuitive to me to use my non-dominant hand to bring food to my mouth. I'm right handed, so the fork goes in my right hand. My dominant hand. The hand I use all the time for pretty much everything else. Including writing. It's the hand I have the best motor control over. So folks use their left hand for a fork seems completely bonkers to me. Also, cutting food with your dominant hand on a fork, holding the food down is so much easier. | |||
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"According to the Mrs, make the bed correctly! " This made me laugh! | |||
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"Also use the fork in my left hand as I’m supposed to I use it In my right hand Me neither. It actually seems counter-intuitive to me to use my non-dominant hand to bring food to my mouth. I'm right handed, so the fork goes in my right hand. My dominant hand. The hand I use all the time for pretty much everything else. Including writing. It's the hand I have the best motor control over. So folks use their left hand for a fork seems completely bonkers to me. Also, cutting food with your dominant hand on a fork, holding the food down is so much easier." Same, except the food cutting with a fork; I’m also supposedly left-handed in archery, but I do well enough right-handed so I just stick with what I’m comfortable with. | |||
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"Also use the fork in my left hand as I’m supposed to I use it In my right hand Me neither. It actually seems counter-intuitive to me to use my non-dominant hand to bring food to my mouth. I'm right handed, so the fork goes in my right hand. My dominant hand. The hand I use all the time for pretty much everything else. Including writing. It's the hand I have the best motor control over. So folks use their left hand for a fork seems completely bonkers to me. Also, cutting food with your dominant hand on a fork, holding the food down is so much easier." Yes totally this is me. I’m pretty much useless trying to do most things with my left hand lol. Half my food would fall off the fork before I got it to my mouth lol | |||
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"Is there anything easy that you can't do" Idle chit chat. I just don't get it. I know it's supposed to be an ice-breaker and put people at ease, but I just cannot do it. When it's done to me, my immediate thought is, "What is this person's ulterior motive ? Why are they being overtly friendly ? No one is *that* friendly. Apart from sociopaths and street magicians" | |||
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"Do a job with someone watching " Do almost anything with someone watching! My motor skills leave me, I can’t speak properly and I blush brighter than a sunburned botty cheek. Which is why I don’t cam… | |||
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"Yes totally this is me. I’m pretty much useless trying to do most things with my left hand lol. Half my food would fall off the fork before I got it to my mouth lol " Yup ! I tried once or twice. It looked like a horde of chimps had come over for a dinner party. Not a pretty sight ! | |||
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"Do a job with someone watching Do almost anything with someone watching! My motor skills leave me, I can’t speak properly and I blush brighter than a sunburned botty cheek. Which is why I don’t cam… " RE: camming; I don’t have enough brain bleach to hand out either | |||
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"That loud whistle when you put your fingers in your mouth. Neither can I. I also can't wink with my right eye without gurning NBVN x" Now that I’d like to see!! | |||
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"Whistle " If you want me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Nora? You just put your lips together and blow. Couldn’t help it I just had to | |||
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"Do a job with someone watching Do almost anything with someone watching! My motor skills leave me, I can’t speak properly and I blush brighter than a sunburned botty cheek. Which is why I don’t cam… " Haha glad it’s not just me | |||
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"For me it is the simplest of card tricks I watch and try but get it wrong frustrating what's it for you " Tell left from right | |||
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"Cant smile without you...." without me or Barry Manilow | |||
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"Swallow tablets " As someone that has to take many tablets daily, I find the easiest way is to take them with food. Chew a mouthful then (discreetly) press the tablet(s) into the food bolus, then away you go. Alternatively take a small mouthful of water, head up and open your mouth as if to gargle then drop the tablet(s) in and swallow as they go in. You’re welcome. | |||
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"Whistle " I was just about to say the same! | |||
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"Is there anything easy that you can't do Idle chit chat. I just don't get it. I know it's supposed to be an ice-breaker and put people at ease, but I just cannot do it. When it's done to me, my immediate thought is, "What is this person's ulterior motive ? Why are they being overtly friendly ? No one is *that* friendly. Apart from sociopaths and street magicians" " THIS !!!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Get a meet on fab" That's not easy, it takes time and effort I can't toast bread evenly from top to bottom. My toast always turns out well done at one end and pale at the other no matter what way I put the bread in | |||
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"That loud whistle when you put your fingers in your mouth. touche I have tried no luck it's a great skill to have xx " I can do this. Dad taught me when I was about 10. He can make the same noise without using fingers, I can't do that. I can't click my fingers. | |||
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"That loud whistle when you put your fingers in your mouth. touche I have tried no luck it's a great skill to have xx I can do this. Dad taught me when I was about 10. He can make the same noise without using fingers, I can't do that. I can't click my fingers. " what is the secret of the whistle | |||
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"A push up. I can't do a single one " I'm with you on this. I've never managed one. C | |||
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"According to the Mrs, make the bed correctly! " Is it fundamentally made properly, but you fail to put all the faffy cushions back in the right place? My argument in that position is that the bed is made, but it's not my job to decorate it. | |||
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"A push up. I can't do a single one I'm with you on this. I've never managed one. C" Yeah I just don't have the upper body strength at all. Doesn't help I'm pretty heavy too! | |||
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"A push up. I can't do a single one I'm with you on this. I've never managed one. C Yeah I just don't have the upper body strength at all. Doesn't help I'm pretty heavy too!" Your heavy?? , your joking surely | |||
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"K will vouch for my non- throwing skills. Watch where you're stood, regardless of direction C" I can very much vouch for that…no ones safe I can’t swim more than two lengths without feeling like I’m out of breath (that’s with breathing as I’m swimming!). Can run a marathon but can’t get my head round breathing properly whilst swimming K | |||
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"Still can’t lick my elbow " I've had the kids doing this for weeks now hahaha | |||
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"Finger whistle. " Yeah, that too! And ‘tooth whistle’….how the hell do people do either of those?! I just don’t get it. | |||
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"A push up. I can't do a single one I'm with you on this. I've never managed one. C Yeah I just don't have the upper body strength at all. Doesn't help I'm pretty heavy too! Your heavy?? , your joking surely" I'm not joking! I'm really heavy! I'm 5ft 10 and fairly curvy, plus apparently made of a dense substance (that's the excuse I'm sticking with ) | |||
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"Swimming. Went for 10 classes so far and still could only float a bit." Floating's good. Has anyone taught you how to hold your breath underwater yet? As this is brilliant for confidence | |||
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"Draw naturally. Play Sport. Dissect Frogs. Culminating to the point where in school I told the art teacher my time was wasted in Art, that it was a frivolous and highly subjective subject, and my time would be better spent doing self-study in science, or English Language. Fortunately for them, they agreed. I explained to the Sports Teacher that whilst there was some physical merit in kicking a football, rugby ball or running cross-country, I had excelled in these and felt no need to keep proving it. Perhaps it was time to let others have their spotlight ? Plus, I could use the extra time for self-study in science or Eng. Lang. They let me drop that too. Dropping Biology was easy. I refused to dissect a frog on moral grounds and never went back to that class either. Extra time for Science and Eng. Lang. " Well done you. I told my games teacher that I was much better doing cross country, than wasting time chasing a stupid football or rugby ball. One size doesn't fit all. I got my way and ran for my town a few times. 7 minute mile on the mud if you're asking. | |||
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"Well done you. I told my games teacher that I was much better doing cross country, than wasting time chasing a stupid football or rugby ball. One size doesn't fit all. I got my way and ran for my town a few times. 7 minute mile on the mud if you're asking."" Congratulations and well done for sticking up for yourself. I wish more kids did. 7 min mile on mud is impressive. I actually did like cross-country very much and competed at county level a few times. I just got bored coming first all the time, and then felt sad for the others who didn't have a chance. Sometimes you have have to quit when ahead. | |||
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"Well done you. I told my games teacher that I was much better doing cross country, than wasting time chasing a stupid football or rugby ball. One size doesn't fit all. I got my way and ran for my town a few times. 7 minute mile on the mud if you're asking." Congratulations and well done for sticking up for yourself. I wish more kids did. 7 min mile on mud is impressive. I actually did like cross-country very much and competed at county level a few times. I just got bored coming first all the time, and then felt sad for the others who didn't have a chance. Sometimes you have have to quit when ahead. " Thanks. The fact that I was misdiagnosed with exercised induced asthma from the age of 11 did not help, nor did the fact that those meds had no effect either. | |||
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