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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...you've ever stood on with bare feet?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego by far it’s Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 inch nail...it hurt...a lot

And glass

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Drawing pin.

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By *reasyMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Dog shite that squeezed up between my toes eeeeemmmmmmmm

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By *ofdiamondsMan
over a year ago

Between wisbech & Kings lynn

Broken light bulb in the ocean. Bleed horribly, needed stitches, salt water instantly into it and had to hobble over shingle to get back to the car

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

A slug

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

A sea urchin

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

I stood on a big slug last night. It was pretty unpleasant!

Regurgitated bird was another nasty one.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Sea urchin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still Lego

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By *pellboundCouple
over a year ago

Derby and North Wales

It's got to be a slug!

I've stood on a needle, lego an upturned plug. I still shudder at the thought of the slug between the toes!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A slug that was in my shoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair straighteners..the blister was unreal.

Upturned plug…. Ouch ouch ouch..

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By *drian HardthrobMan
over a year ago

Worcester

Snail

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"A slug

Same it felt soooooo gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat sleeping halfway down the stairs

(the cat was fine) … I was in a heap at the bottom

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I once stepped on a slug, slipped and landed on my bum on the mini ones. Hate them

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By *loomy GirlWoman
over a year ago

leicester

A slug.

I walked into my kitchen and didn’t turn the lights on and it squelched under my foot

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Anything.

My feet are so sensitive, I can stand on air and be crippled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A metal model airplane and the wing went right into the bottom of my foot.

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

4 o’clock in the morning in the kitchen for a a drink, … a slug….. a wet …. Squidgy ….. disgusting slug that actually ‘popped’ …..

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

"A slug.

I walked into my kitchen and didn’t turn the lights on and it squelched under my foot

I feel that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass and hair straightners

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By *obbychickWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Seems like a lot of have had the slugs under our toes

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

"Anything.

My feet are so sensitive, I can stand on air and be crippled!

I kinda laughed at your comment

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Wet wooden floor, I went down like a sack of spuds and saw stars

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Dog poo next to my bed and I didn’t realise until after I got in and snuggled up next to my wife and she said have you shit yourself

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dog puke....

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thorns from monkey nuts grown in a field after season the thorns come in different sizes ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dog poo next to my bed and I didn’t realise until after I got in and snuggled up next to my wife and she said have you shit yourself "

Sorry but

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Fell of a shed roof as a kid, landed with my legs either side of a fence, I had a nail through my testicle and a broken glass bottle in my foot..

That was a day and a half…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The estuary mud/sheep shit/general crap combo that is at the edge of Morecambe Bay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child poo and sick.

In the middle of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Slugs are running away with it, but the midnight dog poo nightmare is trying to keep up. Both are experiences I can say I'd rather have not had, but did.

...it's still gotta be Lego though!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Lego, cat sick/poo, slugs,

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

A piece of porcelain after dropping a brand new sink, I was trying to fit. Bathroom looked like an abattoir.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

While I've done glass and Lego.... The pain is temporary and it's not been as absolutely annoying as stepping in cat crap in the middle of a freezing cold night.

Especially when you had nipped out of bed quickly to go turn off the garage light.

Sigh....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"4 o’clock in the morning in the kitchen for a a drink, … a slug….. a wet …. Squidgy ….. disgusting slug that actually ‘popped’ …..

Reading that actually made me retch

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It was when I had my old cat and I came pissed one night and trod straight in her cat litter tray which she had recently frequented

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"...you've ever stood on with bare feet?!"

Fire

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

A snail

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

One of the plastic chewy dog bones that have been well chewed. Worse than Lego.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

A wasp…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human shit. In bare feet, first thing in the morning. My ex lived with an alcoholic heavy drug user. He didn't quiet make it to the toilet sometimes.

I didn't go back to that house. Which kinda drove a wedge between us. We had other issues too tbf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a lot of sewing and a needle fell and landed upright between the floor boards ... that was a bit of a shout, sweary , bloody experience

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

"4 o’clock in the morning in the kitchen for a a drink, … a slug….. a wet …. Squidgy ….. disgusting slug that actually ‘popped’ …..

Reading that actually made me retch

Oh I did, believe me lol

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Broken glass. Fun getting it out as well.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A hairball from one of the cats

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Stanley knife

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Upturned plug

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A plug....

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Is there only me who has trodden on a rake? Fuck me that handle comes up fast!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is there only me who has trodden on a rake? Fuck me that handle comes up fast!

Were you in a cartoon at the time?!

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Toss up between a jelly fish and a nice fresh cowpat.

Both unpleasant for very different reasons.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Lego by far it’s Lego "

Now, there's a man with children.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Electrical plug...prongs facing up!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

An oven door that smashed into smithereens as I was shutting it, barefooted and no option but to walk on it

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

"Lego by far it’s Lego "

Yes I agree it's bloody painful especially in the middle of the night

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm another who's stepped on a slug. Very gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug! The feeling literally haunts you for at least 24 hours after. Will just suddenly make me shiver remembering it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"A slug! The feeling literally haunts you for at least 24 hours after. Will just suddenly make me shiver remembering it

Oh yes. Having flashbacks right now. Slug ptsd.

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Slug

its the worst

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

Slug??

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"...you've ever stood on with bare feet?!"

a darning needle.

Broke into 3 bits inside my foot,

had 2 operations to get it out,

one bit is still in there!

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By *agertha73Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Even in my imagination... Watching Home Alone with the kids every Christmas is painful for me!

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By *ethot69Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hot coal. Pointy hot coal.

Fell off the BBQ and the pain, jeeez, was worse than a nail I stood on once that nearly went straight through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

metal shards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug! The feeling literally haunts you for at least 24 hours after. Will just suddenly make me shiver remembering it

Oh yes. Having flashbacks right now. Slug ptsd. "

I think it would be a very popular support group!

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

"A slug! The feeling literally haunts you for at least 24 hours after. Will just suddenly make me shiver remembering it

Oh yes. Having flashbacks right now. Slug ptsd.

Omg I was thinking the same!!!

I think it would be a very popular support group! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A slug.

I walked into my kitchen and didn’t turn the lights on and it squelched under my foot

Then pesky slugs; slithering around peoples houses without a care, not turning the lights on.

** shakes fist **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dead mouse with its puddins spewing out, I was actually sick, cat brought it in and I was trying not to disturb anyone stood on it in the dark, I woke the whole house and probarly the neighbours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog shit

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Can relate to a few... slugs, dog sick, cats hair ball all pretty grim

Most painful though was slag...

Gas cutting and in a confined space and trying to climb out stood on a pool of slag, burnt straight through the bottom of my boot and cooked the metal sole plate... that hurt

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By *ailingSwagmanMan
over a year ago

North Essex / Midlands / Southcoast

Kitten poo, in the dark.

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

Cold fox poo! When i first got my dog as a puppy the local gangs of foxes would take it in turn to leave a mr whippy on the mat outside the backdoor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burning hot black sand in Tenerife, tried styling out , then broke into a run to get off the sand, burnt both feet and blistered them too.... ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was about 19/20 and couldn’t handle my drink properly I woke up after a heavy night with a vague memory of being sick during the night, I ran my hands all over my duvet in a panic to check (I was too hungover to lift my head to look) but was relieved not to feel any sick. When I finally felt able to get out of bed I sat up and put a foot down on the floor straight into a pile of sick, it wasn’t physically painful like Lego or a plug etc but it was emotionally painful, firstly just because my foot was in sick, secondly because I knew I had to clean sick up off my foot and bedroom floor whilst wrestling with a stinking hangover and thirdly because my mom had come into my room to check on me so would have seen the sorry state of me lying next to a pile of my own sick.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"A slug.

I walked into my kitchen and didn’t turn the lights on and it squelched under my foot

Yes done this too, that squelch between your toes, still makes me shudder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An upturned three pin plug, a large cockroach or playmobil pieces. All deeply unpleasant in different ways. The plug was the only one that caused an injury though.

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Another vote for slug from Mrs C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A turd

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