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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So you’ve made the big time, you’re on a chat show and you’re sat with other celebs, it’s now your turn to wheel out your well rehearsed off the cuff anecdote that will bring the house down, let’s hear them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Strange, people on hear usually love talking about themselves, unless everyone’s scared their anecdotes are a bit shit ?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Impatient ent ya

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I have a very long story about Freddie star.

Also

Some good ones about

Paul young.

Frankie goes to Hollywood.

Diana Ross.

Lloyd Honeyghan.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Central


"I have a very long story about Freddie star.

Also

Some good ones about

Paul young.

Frankie goes to Hollywood.

Diana Ross.

Lloyd Honeyghan."

Go on then...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shit anecdotes are very welcome.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You'll need to wait until the biography is launched for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Probably should have started this after 8, that’s usually when the interesting people get here.

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By *lutonicMan
over a year ago

Notts

Wonder what the story was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good anecdotes everyone

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

I went to a festival once and spilled curry powder all over my tent

I woke up in a korma

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I went to a festival once and spilled curry powder all over my tent

I woke up in a korma "

I really laughed at that joke.

I need to get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accidentally left a twenty pound note and a tenner in my back pocket of my jeans..... decided to stick them in the washing machine.... halfway through I rescued them completely undamaged... put them on the drainer to dry out ....my question is.... am I going to get done for money laundering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know if this is a good anecdote but

Once I met Dougie Mcfly at an event in London, and me being a silly girl, as he was a crush of mine in my teens, couldn’t wait to go over to him and tell him how he used to be my favourite Mcfly and how I used to love his music, especially “5 colours in her hair” as it was a total tune.

He smiles, greets me , asks my name and then with a killer line says “I love how you said… USED TO”

I went bright red as I felt like a total UTTER twat

Ill never forget that moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bunked off school the morning Archbishop Desmond Tutu came to give a motivational speech. When an emergency main assembly was called it was usually for some violent crime (inner city, all boys, lot of poverty) or other so I didn't ever bother showing up. This one time tho...

I later found out he used to preach in my borough in the 70s and was mates with my English teacher. Facepalm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t know if this is a good anecdote but

Once I met Dougie Mcfly at an event in London, and me being a silly girl, as he was a crush of mine in my teens, couldn’t wait to go over to him and tell him how he used to be my favourite Mcfly and how I used to love his music, especially “5 colours in her hair” as it was a total tune.

He smiles, greets me , asks my name and then with a killer line says “I love how you said… USED TO”

I went bright red as I felt like a total UTTER twat

Ill never forget that moment. "

Sorry if it’s a shit anecdote ahah

But it was a car crash ahah

And Dougie, if you are reading this, I STILL LOVE YOU!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t know if this is a good anecdote but

Once I met Dougie Mcfly at an event in London, and me being a silly girl, as he was a crush of mine in my teens, couldn’t wait to go over to him and tell him how he used to be my favourite Mcfly and how I used to love his music, especially “5 colours in her hair” as it was a total tune.

He smiles, greets me , asks my name and then with a killer line says “I love how you said… USED TO”

I went bright red as I felt like a total UTTER twat

Ill never forget that moment.

Sorry if it’s a shit anecdote ahah

But it was a car crash ahah

And Dougie, if you are reading this, I STILL LOVE YOU!! "

Not shit at all, at least you’ve actually said one, I’d given up on this thread, but you and Cat pulled it back from the brink.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Well there was this one time.. this’ll make you laugh.. there was this one time I had been shopping in the Asda..we all say THE Asda where I come from…anyway, I’d popped in for a tin of pineapple chunks and a pizza..as you do.. you know how it is ladies… anyway I’d self served against my better judgement but that’s a tale fit another day.. anyway there I was with my bag for life when I walked over to what I thought was my car, pulled the handle to get in and there sits a bloke I’d never seen before in my life…so you’ll never guess..I’d only tried to get in the wrong car.. laugh… ohh we laughed for a moment.. ohh ladies we’ve all done that one haven't we.. funny times for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this one time, at band camp I stuck a flute in my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this one time, at band camp I stuck a flute in my bum "

Did u play the titanic tune?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well there was this one time.. this’ll make you laugh.. there was this one time I had been shopping in the Asda..we all say THE Asda where I come from…anyway, I’d popped in for a tin of pineapple chunks and a pizza..as you do.. you know how it is ladies… anyway I’d self served against my better judgement but that’s a tale fit another day.. anyway there I was with my bag for life when I walked over to what I thought was my car, pulled the handle to get in and there sits a bloke I’d never seen before in my life…so you’ll never guess..I’d only tried to get in the wrong car.. laugh… ohh we laughed for a moment.. ohh ladies we’ve all done that one haven't we.. funny times for sure "

This made me chuckle, bet you both thought “who the fuck are you?!!?”

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Well there was this one time.. this’ll make you laugh.. there was this one time I had been shopping in the Asda..we all say THE Asda where I come from…anyway, I’d popped in for a tin of pineapple chunks and a pizza..as you do.. you know how it is ladies… anyway I’d self served against my better judgement but that’s a tale fit another day.. anyway there I was with my bag for life when I walked over to what I thought was my car, pulled the handle to get in and there sits a bloke I’d never seen before in my life…so you’ll never guess..I’d only tried to get in the wrong car.. laugh… ohh we laughed for a moment.. ohh ladies we’ve all done that one haven't we.. funny times for sure

This made me chuckle, bet you both thought “who the fuck are you?!!?”

"

We sure did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give us an anecdote CJ! We wanna hear yours. An actual one, funny as your irreverence is, give us a real anecdote.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this one time, at band camp I stuck a flute in my bum

Did u play the titanic tune? "

Ha ha no lol on a movie quote day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well there was this one time.. this’ll make you laugh.. there was this one time I had been shopping in the Asda..we all say THE Asda where I come from…anyway, I’d popped in for a tin of pineapple chunks and a pizza..as you do.. you know how it is ladies… anyway I’d self served against my better judgement but that’s a tale fit another day.. anyway there I was with my bag for life when I walked over to what I thought was my car, pulled the handle to get in and there sits a bloke I’d never seen before in my life…so you’ll never guess..I’d only tried to get in the wrong car.. laugh… ohh we laughed for a moment.. ohh ladies we’ve all done that one haven't we.. funny times for sure

This made me chuckle, bet you both thought “who the fuck are you?!!?”

We sure did "

That never happened to me, but I did have a blonde moment when I was sure I was talking to a friend of mine as I was trying to get some stuff out of my bag (I’ve got too much shit so), and I swear looked like him as well, and I kept talking shit cos I do. And started saying how I was in desperate need to find a SUGAR DADDY. But I couldn’t deal with an old dick.

This guy starts laughing, i look up and he says “well girl, good luck in ur search”… I was talking to this stranger about shit, while my friend , was 10 feet away looking at some store windows!

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