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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im just not sure what sort it was! Anybody any clue what they make Donnas out of?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Scraps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead people?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scraps of dead people!

I need a bucket!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

With eyelashes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

bits of ears and whiskers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well

1) get a old carcass

2) roll carcass in seasoning

3) stick a rod through it

4) cook it

5) sell it

Sorry but i just dont get the whole doner kebab thing

EYUK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they make Donna's out of the same stuff as Tracey's and Sharon's.

Dayglo socks, leopard print leggings, boob tubes and blonde perms!

Arrrrgh - 80's flashback!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that you need to be totally pissed to eat a kebab so that the alcohol kills all the bugs in it?! Barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they make Donna's out of the same stuff as Tracey's and Sharon's.

Dayglo socks, leopard print leggings, boob tubes and blonde perms!

Arrrrgh - 80's flashback!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?

u reckon the elf and safety go into a kebab house - wots makes u think they come out again ???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?

I know someone who discected a donar kebab and found bits of whiskers and ears in it (well they thought it was ears)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?

u reckon the elf and safety go into a kebab house - wots makes u think they come out again ???

thats had me in stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Someone on here sent me a pic of a pork scratching that he pulled out of the bag and it had nipples on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not really meat Ron! I haven't a clue what it is but it contains a lot of grease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scraps of dead people!

I need a bucket! "

actualy..its buckets of scraps of dead people, usualy the health inspectors that dont make it out of there! check the kebab for remnants of a clipboard pretending to be a salad leaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

they.ve got maggots in the middle!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Don't listen to them Ron, bloody heathens ! Doner meat is elephant leg. I have one on a Friday and a streaky bacon kebab on a Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lips lugs n arseholes..... and that's just the blokes selling the donner kebabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and a streaky bacon kebab on a Saturday "

In batter?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?"

Then why do they smell of fish ?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

i once went into a kebab shop and the bloke behind the counter had a "suck my dick" t- shirt on. i said id rather suck his dick than eat his kebab!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"and a streaky bacon kebab on a Saturday

In batter?

No that's gross

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By *horty1065Man
over a year ago

walsall

i think its road kill lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"they.ve got maggots in the middle!"
thats what keeps it juicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits and arseholes, not necessarily in that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

Then why do they smell of fish ?

In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

Then why do they smell of fish ?

In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.

I'm not surprised you hurt yourself

it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.

ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

Then why do they smell of fish ?

In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.

I'm not surprised you hurt yourself

it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.

ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers "

Huh! Now you tell me.

It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.

We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it.

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Ewe is what the main meat is so its old sheep (mutton dressed as lamb) but i do know some make it with turkey fat to bind it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

Then why do they smell of fish ?

In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.

I'm not surprised you hurt yourself

it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.

ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers

Huh! Now you tell me.

It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.

We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it.

I do have a warning on my donuts. May contain a small amount of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lips n arseholes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

Then why do they smell of fish ?

In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.

I'm not surprised you hurt yourself

it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.

ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers

Huh! Now you tell me.

It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.

We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it.

I do have a warning on my donuts. May contain a small amount of meat

Teensy amounts of meat I've heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own my own kebab shop and I can assure u, that all the meat I use is fresh dinosaur meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

veloceraptor and chips please

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"veloceraptor and chips please

Wolf

only grazing types of dinosuar sorry...the meats much more tender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever had a doner kebab voluntarily whilst they were sober?

I've only ever had them while rat-arsed (another ingredient by the way).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever had a doner kebab voluntarily whilst they were sober?

I've only ever had them while rat-arsed (another ingredient by the way)."

plenty of times...of course there is plenty of other 'shit' people put in their mouths...I personally dont think donner meat should be singled out from other 'meats' or products, pies,bridies etc etc sausages etc etc..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Donna? According to the rhyme she'd be made of sugar and spice and all things nice because that's what girls are made of.

Unless it was a TV called Donna?

Then why do they smell of fish ?

In attempting to smell myself I have done myself an injury. You, sir, shall be hearing from my solicitor.

And my investigation revealed I still smell of candy floss and vanilla.

I'm not surprised you hurt yourself

it's far easier to rub yourself with a kipper and then sniff that.

ps I wouldn't recommend doing this in a cafe or a fishmongers

Huh! Now you tell me.

It's a good job you're not responsible for putting the "warning: contents may be hot" on fast food coffee cups and "may contain nuts" on packets of peanuts.

We'd all be scalded to death and in anaphalactic shock before you thought to mention it.

I do have a warning on my donuts. May contain a small amount of meat

Teensy amounts of meat I've heard."

You should never judge a portion of meat with your ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone ever had a doner kebab voluntarily whilst they were sober?

I've only ever had them while rat-arsed (another ingredient by the way)."

'Voluntarily'

Would anyone seriously eat one when sober?

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

"There was no carcass, eyelashes or ears in it! It was all ground up in a big dong on a spit sizzling away. Health and safety wouldn't let them put that lot in it would they?

u reckon the elf and safety go into a kebab house - wots makes u think they come out again ???

they do in small slices seasoned in pittabread

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Tits and arseholes, not necessarily in that order

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customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only eat em when I'm well pissed so who cares what's in em, they taste so good !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im just not sure what sort it was! Anybody any clue what they make Donnas out of?

Its mutton/lamb and spices so in theory not that bad. However its mechanicaly extracted meat, it has high levels of fat with spices. I would be more concerned about it being kept on a spit warming and cooling for days and what grows within it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab last night milk tonight Ron? A great combination

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