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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave place to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come, but only if we can look at the stars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My fave place to be "

Come sit with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave place to be "

Climb on down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll come, but only if we can look at the stars"

What will you be doing whilst we stargaze

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll come, but only if we can look at the stars"

Lay with your head in my lap and gaze upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home "

I have belt envy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home "

There she is

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

So all invited ? .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave place to be

Climb on down "

Im on my way

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So all invited ? . "

All invited. Clothing optional. And someone will likely bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home

I have belt envy"

Tool belt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave place to be

Come sit with us "

Gladly

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"On my way "

Hey stranger.....

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho "

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way

Hey stranger..... "

How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx"

Knew we could count on you gorgeous

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun "

Always is with us

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The gutter never looked so good....

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I hope you don't stir that thing in your tea.....?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"On my way

Hey stranger.....

How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back "

Good to see you back lovely xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The gutter never looked so good.... "

It's a hell of a gutter!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Bit of a drive, . But if say will be there . I will

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hope you don't stir that thing in your tea.....? "

Not as a rule..... I have somewhere else to put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx"

Land on me . I’ll catch you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gutter never looked so good.... "

Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bit of a drive, . But if say will be there . I will "

Ahh..... the gutter is a virtual entity.... it's everywhere at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gutter party, just my thing

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

By the way, what exactly will I be doin' in the gutter?

Just asking for a friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gutter never looked so good....

Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx"

Ahem

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

What else is down there though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By the way, what exactly will I be doin' in the gutter?

Just asking for a friend... "

What do you feel like doing

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again….

"

Sowwwy...... if I sit on your lap will that make up for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home

I have belt envy

Tool belt? "

Yep, I wear Scruffs for proper work, the trousers with all the flappy pockets, but I keep meaning to buy a tool belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way

Hey stranger.....

How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back

Good to see you back lovely xx"

Thanks hun xxx let’s hope I can get to know some more sexy ladies xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else is down there though? "

What more do you need woman

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The gutter never looked so good....

Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx"

Because I'm a raging deviant?

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Bit of a drive, . But if say will be there . I will

Ahh..... the gutter is a virtual entity.... it's everywhere at once "

Even better then count me there also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home

I have belt envy

Tool belt?

Yep, I wear Scruffs for proper work, the trousers with all the flappy pockets, but I keep meaning to buy a tool belt."

It was temporarily ‘appropriated’

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A gutter party, just my thing"

Bring your birthday suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work! "

Yeah baby!! Come here

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What else is down there though? "

You?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The gutter never looked so good....

Not when you have a lady like _otsoposh in the gutter, it makes it the place to be xxx

Because I'm a raging deviant? "

Because your a sexy lady who knows what she wants xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'll bring food "

You just get better and better

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By *nglishCharmMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm sliding deep down to enter this gutter

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ahhh, the gutter with posh, my spiritual home

I have belt envy

Tool belt?

Yep, I wear Scruffs for proper work, the trousers with all the flappy pockets, but I keep meaning to buy a tool belt."

I have a spare....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gutter party, just my thing

Bring your birthday suit"

I only have the one birthday suit

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

What is this gutter thread you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up "
or as I call them... Stairway to heaven.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"On my way

Hey stranger.....

How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back

Good to see you back lovely xx

Thanks hun xxx let’s hope I can get to know some more sexy ladies xxx"

There are many of them here already.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is this gutter thread you speak of? "

Join us and see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? "
smiles and strap ons

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? "

You've probably got too many clothes on..... let me help with that

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"What else is down there though?

What more do you need woman "

Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my way

Hey stranger.....

How you been hun xxx I had to take a break from here but I’m back

Good to see you back lovely xx

Thanks hun xxx let’s hope I can get to know some more sexy ladies xxx

There are many of them here already....."

Yeah there is lol

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The gutter seems to be the place to be....while your there do you mind cleaning it......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm sliding deep down to enter this gutter "

Ooooofftt we like a slider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code?

You've probably got too many clothes on..... let me help with that "

Haha I hear that a lot

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here. "

Us

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Does my avatar look more like a man's bicep or a gaping bumhole?

(Is that the sort of thing?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons "

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What is this gutter thread you speak of? "

I think you'll get the hang of it....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The gutter seems to be the place to be....while your there do you mind cleaning it...... "

Our gutter is sparkling clean..... just the minds that are filthy

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"What else is down there though?

What more do you need woman

Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without "

This is a special gutter..... no muck here (mental muck only)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else is down there though?

What more do you need woman

Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without "

It’s a comfy clean gutter, well, except for the filthy minds

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code?

You've probably got too many clothes on..... let me help with that

Haha I hear that a lot "

Dammit.... and I was so sure I was being original

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Mrs is out just now but we’ll pop by when she’s back if that’s ok? Presumably Asda Prosecco is grand? Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have to mind the spiders on the way down but it’s fun when you get here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? "

Bring it over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs is out just now but we’ll pop by when she’s back if that’s ok? Presumably Asda Prosecco is grand? Mr. "

Join us you know you want to

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Does my avatar look more like a man's bicep or a gaping bumhole?

(Is that the sort of thing?) "

Welllllll..... not usually. But that's a start

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx

Land on me . I’ll catch you "

In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here.

Us"

Perfect. If you sit on me I’ll lift you out of the gutter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? "

Oh my

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? "

Ooh so did I..... there's a picture somewhere....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx

Land on me . I’ll catch you

In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x"

Mmmmm good view

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mrs is out just now but we’ll pop by when she’s back if that’s ok? Presumably Asda Prosecco is grand? Mr. "

Absolutely it is! Anything you have we will take

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my "

Haha it wasn't with a lady though

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I will be along in a minute with the road sweeper......

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve crawled through all sorts to get to you two, what do I do now I’m here.

Us

Perfect. If you sit on me I’ll lift you out of the gutter. "

Keep me down here a while.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Haha it wasn't with a lady though "

Boooooo! Haha

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my "

Hello

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"What else is down there though?

What more do you need woman

Well wonderful as you all are, there are some things that are common in gutters that I could live without

It’s a comfy clean gutter, well, except for the filthy minds "

Sold! Budge up

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will be along in a minute with the road sweeper...... "

Don't you try and clean us up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello "

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will be along in a minute with the road sweeper......

Don't you try and clean us up!"

We’re to dirty for that don’t worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx

Land on me . I’ll catch you

In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x"

That’s convenient, so have I . Scissoring ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't I'm in jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? "

Get in here next to me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me? "

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I can't I'm in jail "

Again? Jeez Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best "

Sandwich with fallen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't I'm in jail

Again? Jeez Wonko!"

What can I say

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us "

Oh I'm there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again….

Sowwwy...... if I sit on your lap will that make up for it? "

Lap….face….I’m easy. Which shouldn’t be a surprise by now….

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best

Sandwich with fallen? "

Hell yeah!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dives in with arms open wide….3 way boobie squished in the gutter xx

Land on me . I’ll catch you

In that case I’ve got my legs wide open too x

That’s convenient, so have I . Scissoring ?"

Slides into position!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

Oh I'm there! "

There she is. Come sit on my face

Er.... lap. Damn auto carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best

Sandwich with fallen?

Hell yeah! "

And dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here "

Woohoo!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You both took your time…..please don’t keep me waiting here like that again….

Sowwwy...... if I sit on your lap will that make up for it?

Lap….face….I’m easy. Which shouldn’t be a surprise by now…."

Not at all a surprise.... but it's a joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best

Sandwich with fallen?

Hell yeah!

And dancer "

Always!

Women! Assemble a multi layer sandwich!

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Don't suppose you'd like to clean my gutter out on the front?

It's well dirty.... it keeps over flowing when it pisses down. Then it pisses down on my front!

I think there's a dirty bird up there on her nest & spoiling my fun....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone pay my 22 pence bail?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

Oh I'm there! "

Yeah you are xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter "

They're scared by all our manly profile pics....

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter "

Sharing is caring?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can someone pay my 22 pence bail?"

Whip round for Wonko!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

Oh I'm there! "

Yeah you are xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Don't suppose you'd like to clean my gutter out on the front?

It's well dirty.... it keeps over flowing when it pisses down. Then it pisses down on my front!

I think there's a dirty bird up there on her nest & spoiling my fun....! "

Watersports?

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

TBH, I don't think I ever left the gutter.... so you've just joined me in my natural habitat. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right? "
amazing. And now you've tried it ... Are you going to smile more often ?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best

Sandwich with fallen?

Hell yeah!

And dancer

Always!

Women! Assemble a multi layer sandwich!"

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo! "

Come and join the female sandwich

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"TBH, I don't think I ever left the gutter.... so you've just joined me in my natural habitat. Lol"

Well then.... party on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You call it gutter, I call it home

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sounds fun, I'll pop down. What's the dress code? smiles and strap ons

I actually wore one of those the other day! First time for everything, right?

Oh my

Hello

Hey gorgeous, room in the gutter for me?

Just about..... snuggle in close next to me. Face to face is best

Sandwich with fallen?

Hell yeah!

And dancer

Always!

Women! Assemble a multi layer sandwich!

Yay "

Always going to be a good time!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"You call it gutter, I call it home "

Hello there. Thanks for having me

I mean.... us. In your home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo!

Come and join the female sandwich "
need any bread? Hovis x

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I hope this is a no clothes gutter.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo!

Come and join the female sandwich need any bread? Hovis x"

Now that is very well planned of you....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I hope this is a no clothes gutter. "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo!

Come and join the female sandwich "

on my way…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo!

Come and join the female sandwich

on my way… "

Let me help you out of those clothes

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Yes please!!!

I’m sooo bored in work!

Yeah baby!! Come here

Woohoo!

Come and join the female sandwich

on my way… "

I’ve decided I’m identifying as female today.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I like Fallen's tool belt but where exactly has she hidden her lump hammer?

Did anyone do the arc welding pic or the sitting on the chair, loo handle & water pouring down thing ...?

Posh, you forgot to grab your plastic sausage at the base - it's supposed to swell bigger apparently so I've heard ....

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Posh, I was looking at your man pics with the power tools and I waw wondering if I could out my angel grinder between you boobs plz, thx

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Nope. I’m not here to be corrupted

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I like Fallen's tool belt but where exactly has she hidden her lump hammer?

Did anyone do the arc welding pic or the sitting on the chair, loo handle & water pouring down thing ...?

Posh, you forgot to grab your plastic sausage at the base - it's supposed to swell bigger apparently so I've heard .... "

Show me how?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh, I was looking at your man pics with the power tools and I waw wondering if I could out my angel grinder between you boobs plz, thx "

Your angel grinder?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Nope. I’m not here to be corrupted "

That's because you're a corrupter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like Fallen's tool belt but where exactly has she hidden her lump hammer?

Did anyone do the arc welding pic or the sitting on the chair, loo handle & water pouring down thing ...?

Posh, you forgot to grab your plastic sausage at the base - it's supposed to swell bigger apparently so I've heard .... "

If I knew what a lump hammer was, I might be able to tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter "

I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nope. I’m not here to be corrupted "

Not even a teeny tiny bit?

Come and lie next to me and moon, and star gaze

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter

I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio…. "

94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys....

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

Oh I'm there!

There she is. Come sit on my face

Er.... lap. Damn auto carrot "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter

I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio….

94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys...."
will bring my toy collection !

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven. "

oh - so gutter is a euphemism then?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

Oh I'm there!

There she is. Come sit on my face

Er.... lap. Damn auto carrot

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter

I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio….

94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys....will bring my toy collection ! "

So resourceful

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven.

oh - so gutter is a euphemism then? "

Mayyyyyybe

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Hello.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello. "

And where have you been Mr?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven.

oh - so gutter is a euphemism then?

Mayyyyyybe "

Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small...

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello.

And where have you been Mr? "

In the gutter, all along.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us "

There's only one thing to say to that...

Knickers off, arse up and brace yourself

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Fallen, think Thor & yer nearly there! I think it's that geezer off big whatsit crap- so9rry don't watch reality crap!See link below:-

Often it's used to hit chisels with to break up masonary. Don't forget goggles & gloves though. Comes in 2 sizes.

You got me thinking wheres my lump hammer. Had one moons ago... people keep walking off with me tools! Story of my life.... Perhaps I need a database?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6AxtOzLzVI

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno "

You're so in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven.

oh - so gutter is a euphemism then?

Mayyyyyybe

Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small... "

Not too small I hope....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello.

And where have you been Mr?

In the gutter, all along. "

Why weren't you in mine?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So we've not been there for a while but the gorgeous Fallen Angel and I need cheering up......

So we are going to the gutter. No passing "GO", no collecting £200. Just straight to the gutter like a pair of perverts.

Come join us

There's only one thing to say to that...

Knickers off, arse up and brace yourself "

Oooofftt yes!

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven.

oh - so gutter is a euphemism then?

Mayyyyyybe

Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small...

Not too small I hope...."

Oh... I can stretch out if there is plenty room

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello.

And where have you been Mr?

In the gutter, all along.

Why weren't you in mine? "

Well, I’m ready to slide right in now…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s next to my cardboard box under the bridge.. we’re neighbours

Hey neighbours xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I gaze up at the stars ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha not a lot of sausage in this gutter

I’m failing the to see the problem with the ratio….

94 women to each man.... there will be a lot of tired guys...."

Well if I can choose a way to go, it would be from fatigue in this environment….

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Nope I've done nothing and have no reason to go there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno

You're so in!"

Thank you and as the hostess, you get the cake and booze

(* "did I just bribe my way into a gutter party?" )

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I will join you in the gutter ... May need a ladder to get up tho

There's a ladder in my tights.... climb up or as I call them... Stairway to heaven.

oh - so gutter is a euphemism then?

Mayyyyyybe

Well ok then!... is there any room in this gutter for me? I fold up nice and small...

Not too small I hope....

Oh... I can stretch out if there is plenty room "

I'm not sure how to answer that without it sounding so wrong....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hello.

And where have you been Mr?

In the gutter, all along.

Why weren't you in mine?

Well, I’m ready to slide right in now…"

Come. Here. Now

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s next to my cardboard box under the bridge.. we’re neighbours

Hey neighbours xx "

Come here.... all the people keep it warm xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can I gaze up at the stars ?"

Absolutely.... Moon is doing that too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi...please may I join all you sexy ladies and gents. I bring left over birthday cake and half a bottle of DiSaronno

You're so in!

Thank you and as the hostess, you get the cake and booze

(* "did I just bribe my way into a gutter party?" )"

You did, but you didn’t need to, welcome without cake

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