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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

No it’s not click bait, I fancy a fuck right now. I’ll be round the back of the bus station for an hour or so, with a shopping trolley so you recognise me.

I know I am only joshing but who fancies a fuck right now.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away

Magic, have you got one of those tokens I can pop in the slot.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!!

J x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!!

J x"

True, I think there’s a mattress in the subway we’ll be good there

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!!

J x

True, I think there’s a mattress in the subway we’ll be good there

I’ll bring some anti-bac spray!!!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!!

J x

True, I think there’s a mattress in the subway we’ll be good there

I’ll bring some anti-bac spray!!! "

Perfect. I’ll bring an erection and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with one... faf?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I could do with one... faf?"

Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could do with one... faf?

Please take a ticket and wait for your number to be called. "

I shall wait patiently

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away

Magic, have you got one of those tokens I can pop in the slot.

Nah , I'm free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you got yourself a sausage fest, Fiddles sweetheart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i watch or be the "fluffer"?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh, go on then, I'm a classy broad like that

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Me!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles

Again?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"As its you Fiddles ill bend over the shopping trolley straight away

Magic, have you got one of those tokens I can pop in the slot.

Nah , I'm free

Hello Mr Humphries are you free.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Can i watch or be the "fluffer"?

You can be whatever you want to be.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh, go on then, I'm a classy broad like that"

Who doesn’t love a classy broad. Here’s to you sweetheart

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Me!

Can I help.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles

Again?

. I meant another fuck. I haven’t shagged fiddles honest.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles

Just checked the diary, I’ve got to go and sign on at 9, parole officer at 10, collect my prescription at 11 and then I’m all yours.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles

Again?

. I meant another fuck. I haven’t shagged fiddles honest. "

Oh don’t be shy.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’m ok for now. I’ll probably fancy one again tomorrow though if that’s ok fiddles

Just checked the diary, I’ve got to go and sign on at 9, parole officer at 10, collect my prescription at 11 and then I’m all yours.

Excellent I have a child free couple of days. Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Am I too late?

I don't mind sloppy seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I too late?

I don't mind sloppy seconds

Never LBE xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was the trolley used so peeps could find you or was it a prop for later?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Am I too late?

I don't mind sloppy seconds

Never LBE xx"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Was the trolley used so peeps could find you or was it a prop for later?"

It’s like the social version of a pink carnation in my lapel and a copy of the times under my arm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag!

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By *oger M00reMan
over a year ago

sexville

Open your tool box and I’ve fix your problem ??

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag!"

That’s good going. I’d have liked to help you out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

This made me laugh

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

This made me laugh

I got the job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

This made me laugh

I got the job done. "

The best I've ever had fiddles

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

This made me laugh

I got the job done.

The best I've ever had fiddles

Did I win a medal

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I could be tempted - by the right lady.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Always fancy one, but rare I get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok then, can we use the mattress though as my hips in pain today x

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ok then, can we use the mattress though as my hips in pain today x "
. Certainly got to be comfortable.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Always fancy one, but rare I get one."

Every now and then is ok though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on Fiddles,I'm on my way

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag!"

Ooooh me too!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

If I let you shag me, Fiddles, will you stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty afterwards?

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Not sure after Saturday. I still can't sit down properly

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Always fancy one, but rare I get one.

Every now and then is ok though. "

Hell no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

This made me laugh

I got the job done.

The best I've ever had fiddles

Did I win a medal

A "Good Boy" sticker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always fancy one, but rare I get one."

Same with me and chocolate donuts

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Hang on Fiddles,I'm on my way

There’s plenty of parking.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Always fancy one, but rare I get one.

Same with me and chocolate donuts

You want cream centres

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've had three lady wanks today. I definitely fancy a shag!

Ooooh me too!"

You’ve had three wanks. I hope one was over me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I let you shag me, Fiddles, will you stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty afterwards?

I’ll even do it before because you are.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Not sure after Saturday. I still can't sit down properly

In a good way.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Well I've been bent over this trolley for over an hour now in the exact location you said and still haven't felt a fiddle yet!

Sorry I was like the SAS I was in and out and nobody notices.

This made me laugh

I got the job done.

The best I've ever had fiddles

Did I win a medal

A "Good Boy" sticker

Woo hoo. I am a good boy.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"If I let you shag me, Fiddles, will you stroke my hair & tell me I'm pretty afterwards?

I’ll even do it before because you are.

And that's why I love you, Fiddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always fancy one, but rare I get one.

Same with me and chocolate donuts

You want cream centres

Fresh Cream please

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Always fancy one, but rare I get one.

Same with me and chocolate donuts

You want cream centres

Fresh Cream please

Consider it done

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I missed this when first posted but did then and do now...

Should be fine against the fire exit and behind the recycling bins?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

I'm read. You by the clothes recycling bin ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

I'm read. You by the clothes recycling bin ?"

Between that and the bottle bank. Nobody will see us. Well nick some clothes and make a tent

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though

Sticky ginger

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

I'm read. You by the clothes recycling bin ?

Between that and the bottle bank. Nobody will see us. Well nick some clothes and make a tent

Is a tent big enough? Might need be a marquee with all those lining up

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though

Sticky ginger

Oooh yes

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

I'll go last. Because after me - you won't want another man.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

I'll go last. Because after me - you won't want another man.

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over a year ago

"Ok I’m ready now. Who’s first

Come on then PP. and bring cake. I only like ginger cake though

Are we talking Jamaican Ginger Cake though?

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By *ic_khan2341Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Would much prefer a nice bed over a shopping trolley - a bit nippy out there today!!

J x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also fancy a bit of fun having just got home from a club and wanting more.

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