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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t " What happens in a club stays in the Club... Simples | |||
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t What happens in a club stays in the Club... Simples" ^ Agreed | |||
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"A new club round here went yesterday and put it this way we won’t be ever going back again. I honestly think it will be closed either the local council or by the police within the year. I really ain’t going to say what we seen loads of 20-30 year olds pissed up " definitely not good and it should be | |||
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"And seemed like no one had ever been on the swinging scene. So didn’t know any etiquette of swinging. Ticking time bomb" Yes ?? | |||
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"And seemed like no one had ever been on the swinging scene. So didn’t know any etiquette of swinging. Ticking time bomb" did you stay or leave? | |||
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"And seemed like no one had ever been on the swinging scene. So didn’t know any etiquette of swinging. Ticking time bomb did you stay or leave? " Stayed untill we noticed people were just getting more and more d*unk then left | |||
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"And seemed like no one had ever been on the swinging scene. So didn’t know any etiquette of swinging. Ticking time bomb" Probably due to all the publicity. Hopefully the owners get a grip & it all settles down J x | |||
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"People fucking in a jacuzzi when there are signs clearly stating not to. I won't ever use a hot tub in a swinger club after witnessing that (5 guys one female). Too many mardy couples "not interested in single guys thanks". Rarely any single females in, apart from last week, when the place was "packed with single women mate"." Get there early be the first in the jacuzzi. I know hosts at clubs, that keep an eye on what happens in the jacuzzi. If you saw that happening, you could of let the staff know. It's our responsibility if we see something happening that shouldn't be .... Tut tut  | |||
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People not washing hands after using the toilet
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People not washing hands after using the toilet
Worst of all, a huge floater in the toilet "I accidentally shamed a guy into washing his hands once  . He came out the loo while I was waiting and I moved out the way of the sink and into the doorway. He said excuse me and I replied "Oh sorry, I was letting you get to the sink" and he looked at it and said "oh yeah" and went over to wash his hands . | |||
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People not washing hands after using the toilet
Worst of all, a huge floater in the toilet
I accidentally shamed a guy into washing his hands once . He came out the loo while I was waiting and I moved out the way of the sink and into the doorway. He said excuse me and I replied "Oh sorry, I was letting you get to the sink" and he looked at it and said "oh yeah" and went over to wash his hands . "What else aren't people washing? | |||
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People not washing hands after using the toilet
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I accidentally shamed a guy into washing his hands once . He came out the loo while I was waiting and I moved out the way of the sink and into the doorway. He said excuse me and I replied "Oh sorry, I was letting you get to the sink" and he looked at it and said "oh yeah" and went over to wash his hands . What else aren't people washing? "Oh god  | |||
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers. Parades of zombie wankers. Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection. People who take offence when someone says hello to them." Wow youve been missed out lol Shame | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting." They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb  | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb "Ssshhush Don't lie  | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb "I think I'll steer clear  | |||
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t What happens in a club stays in the Club... Simples" This. People could be easily put off attending a club for the first time reading this. | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear "Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?  | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway? "Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time. | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time."Have a look at the club feedback from those who've been then. Or go with someone who's been to that particular club before, who you trust! I presume. | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time."I'd also offer to be your chaperone.  | |||
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"No wonder I've not gone to a club. Some of these are definitely off putting. They're only isolated incidents, not a rule of thumb
I think I'll steer clear
Be honest, was it really in you to go anyway?
Yes, why wouldn't it be? A male friend has offered to come with me for the first time.
I'd also offer to be your chaperone. "Aww thanks | |||
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"There are incidents that have happened on social meets, with no sexual element. Would that put you off meeting if you read about it? Not me!" Absolutely agree with this. | |||
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"There are incidents that have happened on social meets, with no sexual element. Would that put you off meeting if you read about it? Not me!" I suppose it depends what you were nervous about. Most people have met others socially before, they've give for a drink, or gone for coffee. But not everyone has seen inside a sex club and so it's natural to be a bit unsure if you've never been. | |||
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"Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts. Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that " I suspect that swingers ckubs help us guys see what it's like to be a gal in any club !! | |||
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t " Snot in a hot tub | |||
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"Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts. Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that " We've had no issue with single guys in the UK. Only in Gran Canaria where another husband decided to have a little squeeze while walking past. We like to think we're savvy so no complaints from us. | |||
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"Single guys ruin it for couples despite the club's best efforts. Today I've looked at clubs and it's so hard to find couples night information about what nights are what ... Tells you everything that We've had no issue with single guys in the UK. Only in Gran Canaria where another husband decided to have a little squeeze while walking past. We like to think we're savvy so no complaints from us." I can't even be bothered going into detail.. I have seen guys bollocked by staff in front of customers and I've thought wanker ..which was funny because that's what he was doing to get bollocked | |||
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"There are incidents that have happened on social meets, with no sexual element. Would that put you off meeting if you read about it? Not me! I suppose it depends what you were nervous about. Most people have met others socially before, they've give for a drink, or gone for coffee. But not everyone has seen inside a sex club and so it's natural to be a bit unsure if you've never been." I'm not talking about me ..... Just feedback from other people that's been on socials - not everything goes to plan and the unexpected can happen. Still they meet on a 1:1 and it hasn't put them off. I've clubbed first, then had 1:1 social meets for 8 years now. Nothing has happened to me at a club. It's like everywhere else, even in your normal life. Be self aware. Believe in your instincts - and that should come naturally to women. | |||
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers. Parades of zombie wankers. Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection. People who take offence when someone says hello to them. Wow youve been missed out lol Shame "I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on. | |||
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers. Parades of zombie wankers. Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection. People who take offence when someone says hello to them. Wow youve been missed out lol Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on."I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ... Was that a term of endearment..? | |||
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod. Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin. A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old..... If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff. I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own. Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up. "Clubs are fantastic places and I highly recommend people check out at least the better run ones. But that wasn't what the OP asked | |||
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t " I haven't seen anything untoward at any six clubs I've been in... As wrote above..... Sorry I can't help you... Unless you count sucking lots of cocks through glory holes and snowballing as disgusting... Wish you was more specific.... But what can I say it's fucking disgustingly filthy..... Go and find out yourself! | |||
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod. Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin. A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old..... If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff. I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own. Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up. "99% of my club experiences have been amazing. Most clubs are incredibly well run, especially my local one and the owners wouldn't stand for anything inappropriate if reported to them. The question though wasn't "what do you think of clubs" it was what bad experiences have you had and people are always going to have stories. Heck, I've eaten bad strawberries before and strawberries are amazing. | |||
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod. Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin. A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old..... If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff. I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own. Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
99% of my club experiences have been amazing. Most clubs are incredibly well run, especially my local one and the owners wouldn't stand for anything inappropriate if reported to them.
The question though wasn't "what do you think of clubs" it was what bad experiences have you had and people are always going to have stories. Heck, I've eaten bad strawberries before and strawberries are amazing. "Exactly this | |||
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"A new club round here went yesterday and put it this way we won’t be ever going back again. I honestly think it will be closed either the local council or by the police within the year. I really ain’t going to say what we seen loads of 20-30 year olds pissed up "  thats a shame ,it will ruin the reputation, that the event owners let it go that way, will put people off  | |||
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers. Parades of zombie wankers. Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection. People who take offence when someone says hello to them. Wow youve been missed out lol Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on.
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
""Zombie wankers" (noun) Single men following couples and/or women around clubs looking for some action and openly wanking at the first sign of a naked tit. See also: why people look down on single men in clubs. | |||
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"People fucking in a jacuzzi when there are signs clearly stating not to. I won't ever use a hot tub in a swinger club after witnessing that (5 guys one female). Too many mardy couples "not interested in single guys thanks". Rarely any single females in, apart from last week, when the place was "packed with single women mate"." The old “you should of come last week. We were packed”. | |||
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers. Parades of zombie wankers. Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection. People who take offence when someone says hello to them. Wow youve been missed out lol Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on.
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
"Zombie wankers" (noun) Single men following couples and/or women around clubs looking for some action and openly wanking at the first sign of a naked tit.
See also: why people look down on single men in clubs."I'm glad to say I don't look down on single men in clubs.... Plus never seen them 'fuck anyone' That term doesn't say a lot about the cpls or females, trans. | |||
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"Domestics are the worst! "We once heard a young woman in the next playroom say to her boyfriend "If you can't get it hard, go and look at the Women out there" | |||
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"Bareback, taking all-comers gangbangers. Parades of zombie wankers. Zombie wankers being rewarded for their behaviour by women who'll fuck anyone with an erection. People who take offence when someone says hello to them. Wow youve been missed out lol Shame
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say there, I'll assume it was an insult and move on.
I don't class the clients at the club as zombies ...
Was that a term of endearment..?
"Zombie wankers" (noun) Single men following couples and/or women around clubs looking for some action and openly wanking at the first sign of a naked tit.
See also: why people look down on single men in clubs.
I'm glad to say I don't look down on single men in clubs....
Plus never seen them 'fuck anyone'
That term doesn't say a lot about the cpls or females, trans.
"Same here! We were at a club Saturday night with about a dozen couples and twice as many men. They watched..yes, but they were all very friendly, polite, and totally respectful of boundaries. We had a fantastic night | |||
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Worst of all, a huge floater in the toilet "Apart from the fisting, you could see that at Buckingham Palace  | |||
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"Well I walked round a corner to see my cousin getting wanked off something I definitely didn’t want to see" He got action, great! | |||
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"Well I walked round a corner to see my cousin getting wanked off something I definitely didn’t want to see" A bit of punctuation in that sentence would stop people reading it two ways lol | |||
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"I think the swinging clubs on this site have a lot of bad press on these forums and if anyone slagged off this site, in the same way, something would be said from admin or a mod. Due to the last couple of years and the lack of support the Government have given these types of businesses. I think people should be supporting this side of swinging not sticking more knifes in the coffin. A lot of money has been spent on the upkeep of the clubs whilst there's been no profit coming in. So everybody's opinion is at least 2 years or more old..... If you had a disgusting really bad time. You had a moment to say something to the owners or staff. I've always found them decent, upbeat and respectful and protective if you are a single female and you've ventured out on your own. Why don't you look at the CLUB VERIFICATIONS and see what the majority say, some good some bad and make your own mind up.
99% of my club experiences have been amazing. Most clubs are incredibly well run, especially my local one and the owners wouldn't stand for anything inappropriate if reported to them.
The question though wasn't "what do you think of clubs" it was what bad experiences have you had and people are always going to have stories. Heck, I've eaten bad strawberries before and strawberries are amazing. " | |||
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People not washing hands after using the toilet
Worst of all, a huge floater in the toilet
I accidentally shamed a guy into washing his hands once . He came out the loo while I was waiting and I moved out the way of the sink and into the doorway. He said excuse me and I replied "Oh sorry, I was letting you get to the sink" and he looked at it and said "oh yeah" and went over to wash his hands . What else aren't people washing? "Eeeewwww | |||
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"This is off-putting! "Depends on who you go with | |||
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol" Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... "well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind  | |||
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind "You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol | |||
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
"haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder | |||
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder"Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me | |||
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me "Come on then | |||
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then "So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
I’ve taken something so I guess it’s only right if you take something.. how about my club virginity
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"After reading this thread I’ve strayed even further from wanting to go to a club lol Personally I think the OP was craving for wanking fodder excitement, over the naughty filth in clubs. Everybody else misread him and decided to put their complaints in this section..... Common mistake
Here's a tenner towards your admission to the next event - be aware there is shagging, but you might not get it....... well I’ve never been clubbing and I was finally opening up to Going maybe however reading the weird stuff that goes on I may have to rethink it lol. Unless you can change my mind
You are made of stronger stuff than that, you are never timid and shy. Surely a bunch of strangers aren't making your mind up - behave lol
haha I know lol I’m just making excuses because I’m anxious in going clubbing, I’m not good at meeting new people especially going alone would be 10x harder
Would you like to borrow my big girl knickers, they worked for me
Come on then
So you've took my money and my knickers - see I knew you was smart
What was the OP asking now, I've forgot hahaha
I’ve taken something so I guess it’s only right if you take something.. how about my club virginity
Yes pegging?
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"We're hoping to have our first club visit as a couple this week.... I've been to a few (Ginge) but Max is a virgin..
Hoping it's lots of fun though.. "Tell him they make you eat pineapple pizza before they allow you in , be good to see him panic | |||
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"Not quite in a club, but there was a local update a few days ago which read 'if anyone is goin to ****** club today, let the owners know to put an extra chlorine block in the jacuzzi. We left it like a wallpaper paste factory last night' Put me off using it for a long time! "Cum Soup | |||
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"What are the things you seen in there and wish you didn’t What happens in a club stays in the Club... Simples" What happens in a club stays in a club It’s the unwritten rule | |||
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"The other thing that fucks me off if your watching the fucking and not been invited to join the action so openly start fucking yapping to the zombie Wapping one off about the darts or Emmerdale shut the fuck up .... " | |||
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