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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, on Friday night, in Bath, myself and Athena got a little bit... Inebriated... Ended up in a gay bar and yet the only time that, I, Heathen, had any danger of a penis becoming erect over me was on the way home when a guy hugged me from behind for giving him advice that he randomly and d*unkenly asked for about his girlfriend and he seemingly liked what he felt

Aaanyhhooo...

So we are sitting on a bench, waiting for a d*unken order to turn up at 4 in the morning and what I thought was a cat starts wandering over towards us and as it gets closer it seems much bigger than a cat. Turns out it was a fox, not an adult I don't think, it seemed a bit too small, and it knew we were there and yet was perfectly fine, wandered about, sniffing the air at us, got about five feet away and sat down and chilled with us for about ten minutes. At one point it laid down and was thinking about going to sleep, I had to convince Athena that, no, we couldn't have it as a pet

Was a cool, cute end to a really good night.

Have any of you had random unexpected creatures come and chill with you?

Besides your other halves I mean

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Awww that’s adorable bees they like to come and sit on my chest it’s happened a few times maybe I smell very sweet I don’t know

I also have a little robin who visits me everyday he looks at me does a little dance then flys away

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

A few weeks ago when weather was hot. About 1am , on fab. Television was on. Back door and kitchen door was open . Heard noise and a fox was in kitchen area. Have open plan kitchen lounge. It was there for about 20 seconds . Then just walked out. There are foxes in garden a lot. They set off security lights.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"A few weeks ago when weather was hot. About 1am , on fab. Television was on. Back door and kitchen door was open . Heard noise and a fox was in kitchen area. Have open plan kitchen lounge. It was there for about 20 seconds . Then just walked out. There are foxes in garden a lot. They set off security lights. "

Hell I bet your kitchen stunk when it left

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I have some Robbins that always visit and also Squirrels...1 friendly female came in my home last year and sat in the hall...so so cute and she'll take nuts off me I can't leave my door open if she's about as she's straight in, haha.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"A few weeks ago when weather was hot. About 1am , on fab. Television was on. Back door and kitchen door was open . Heard noise and a fox was in kitchen area. Have open plan kitchen lounge. It was there for about 20 seconds . Then just walked out. There are foxes in garden a lot. They set off security lights.

Hell I bet your kitchen stunk when it left "

No I checked . Was surprised it did not scent mark etc . Did clean floors that night

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

We have grey squirrels that visit in winter (Alan , Cedric and Cyril), 3 Robins (fat Sam Long tall Sally and myrtle) and currently one of the babies hangs out with us.

We also have buzzards on the land and they come close to the house every day and a family of deer. There's also Phil the pheasant (he was last seen with a harem round him)

I'm lucky enough to have had some great pics of all of these

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"A few weeks ago when weather was hot. About 1am , on fab. Television was on. Back door and kitchen door was open . Heard noise and a fox was in kitchen area. Have open plan kitchen lounge. It was there for about 20 seconds . Then just walked out. There are foxes in garden a lot. They set off security lights.

Hell I bet your kitchen stunk when it left

No I checked . Was surprised it did not scent mark etc . Did clean floors that night "

Foxes normally smell very strongly, if one passes ahead of you in a path, you can normally smell it.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Sounds cool.

I didn't read the title and I thought it was going to be a rat the size of a cat for a minute there, but foxes are cool.

I have a little fox who hangs out in my garden.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Last summer, when my grass was cut, a fox fell asleep at the end of my garden on a sunny day.

I kept my dogs in for 2 hours so it could have a nice kip.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Attacked by an angry badger once

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