FabSwingers.com forum: Sky remote measuring

By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

I have just come across my first profile where there is a picture with a sky remote… where’s my fab bingo card…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next to the sky remote

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Next to the sky remote"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s become passé, used to be a lot more about, so now they just say they’re 9’ without having any evidence to back it up.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

I've seen a pic where it's a pen that he has next to his todger to show the size..

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can. "

Oh yes I haven’t had the privilege of that image yet either! Maybe I should look at more profiles instead of lurking in the forums

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"It’s become passé, used to be a lot more about, so now they just say they’re 9’ without having any evidence to back it up."

Always heard about them but had never come across one before

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"I've seen a pic where it's a pen that he has next to his todger to show the size..

Original I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m stacking up nicely against my Amazon Fire remote…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen a pic where it's a pen that he has next to his todger to show the size..

I did this once and my dick looked massive!! I'm now banned from every Argos store in the country but it was worth it

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"I’m stacking up nicely against my Amazon Fire remote…..

This made me chuckle

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"I've seen a pic where it's a pen that he has next to his todger to show the size..

I did this once and my dick looked massive!! I'm now banned from every Argos store in the country but it was worth it

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

The Sky Q touch remote ain’t really all that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can post a pic of mine next to a aaa battery if needed.

The battery is bigger though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s become passé, used to be a lot more about, so now they just say they’re 9’ without having any evidence to back it up."

That’s why I always have a measuring tape in my bag … I don’t trust them fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s become passé, used to be a lot more about, so now they just say they’re 9’ without having any evidence to back it up.

That’s why I always have a measuring tape in my bag … I don’t trust them fuckers

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feel free to measure me

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"I have just come across my first profile where there is a picture with a sky remote… where’s my fab bingo card… "

What a show off!

'ooh look at me, I've got sky'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s become passé, used to be a lot more about, so now they just say they’re 9’ without having any evidence to back it up.

That’s why I always have a measuring tape in my bag … I don’t trust them fuckers

As I said in the handbag thread.. I have a laser measure, tape measure & ruler… nobody can fool me in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just come across my first profile where there is a picture with a sky remote… where’s my fab bingo card…

What a show off!

'ooh look at me, I've got sky'"

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"I've seen a pic where it's a pen that he has next to his todger to show the size..

I did this once and my dick looked massive!! I'm now banned from every Argos store in the country but it was worth it

Hahahaha...nice one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a dinky decker myself

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

"I've seen a pic where it's a pen that he has next to his todger to show the size..

I did this once and my dick looked massive!! I'm now banned from every Argos store in the country but it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next up is sure can or lyinx can

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"It’s become passé, used to be a lot more about, so now they just say they’re 9’ without having any evidence to back it up.

That’s why I always have a measuring tape in my bag … I don’t trust them fuckers

As I said in the handbag thread.. I have a laser measure, tape measure & ruler… nobody can fool me in real life

Guess size really does matter to you

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

As I said in the handbag thread.. I have a laser measure, tape measure & ruler… nobody can fool me in real life

No Vernier calliper? they can measure a hundredth of a millimetre!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can.

Oh yes I haven’t had the privilege of that image yet either! Maybe I should look at more profiles instead of lurking in the forums

Wait til you get it shown off in a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can.

Oh yes I haven’t had the privilege of that image yet either! Maybe I should look at more profiles instead of lurking in the forums

Wait til you get it shown off in a pint glass

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in, or next to ? I can't picture this ...

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can.

Oh yes I haven’t had the privilege of that image yet either! Maybe I should look at more profiles instead of lurking in the forums

Wait til you get it shown off in a pint glass

Oh now that sounds like a treat!

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

"Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can.

Oh yes I haven’t had the privilege of that image yet either! Maybe I should look at more profiles instead of lurking in the forums

Wait til you get it shown off in a pint glass

in, or next to ? I can't picture this ..."

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Don't forget to shout bingo when you see the lynx can.

Oh yes I haven’t had the privilege of that image yet either! Maybe I should look at more profiles instead of lurking in the forums

Wait til you get it shown off in a pint glass

in, or next to ? I can't picture this ..."

You must go to them fancy wine bars. There's always someone with their cock in a pint glass round here

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment!

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

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I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment! "

Fab my hOle?

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

)

I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment!

Fab my hOle?

How can I refuse that

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

)

I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment!

Fab my hOle?

How can I refuse that

I've fabbed yours!

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

)

I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment!

Fab my hOle?

How can I refuse that

I've fabbed yours!

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

)

I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment!

Fab my hOle?

How can I refuse that

I've fabbed yours!

No, I meant I actually have

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By *his_Kitty_Scratches OP Woman
over a year ago

WSM

"Loo rolls are great, especially when they put them inside

(apparently they do this, so a friend said

)

I’m clearly not browsing enough profiles to be missing this entertainment!

Fab my hOle?

How can I refuse that

I've fabbed yours!

No, I meant I actually have

I saw

thanks!

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