FabSwingers.com forum: Utter Bollox (part ?)

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Due to a p.m. I have been urged to start another tell (slight) porkies about the one above. Fooking great whoppers are acceptable though

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Due to a p.m. I have been urged to start another tell (slight) porkies about the one above. Fooking great whoppers are acceptable though

aww is that the perplexed emoticon your using?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Was not born on the 5th of March

Has a really nice pussy

Emoticon

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Was not born on the 5th of March

Has a really nice pussy

Emoticon"
prefers to play with pussy emoticons than the real thing

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Prefers listening to 70's band The Real Thing

Wears her tops insideout

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

you to me are everything

only wears his vest when his longjohns are in the wash

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Searches relentlessly for King John the 2nd's Crown Jewels in The Wash

Washes naked outdoor in a kiddies paddling pool

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Has horns that he uses to hook knickers off unsuspecting ladies washing lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"lol"
goes mmmmmmmmm when he really should go yeahhhhhhhhhhh babbbbbbbbbbbby

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

Enjoys digging in allotments while naked lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Enjoys digging in allotments while naked lol"
arent we sposed to be fibbing?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Has horns that he uses to hook knickers off unsuspecting ladies washing lines

Bribes me to do so as she can sell them on line

Has 5 sugars in her coffee

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By *eisty1Woman
over a year ago

BBW LAND

"Enjoys digging in allotments while naked lolarent we sposed to be fibbing?

Lol

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Buys Femmes stolen undies online

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sniffs Femme's unwashed knickers

Always keeps a Snickers bar in the freezer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

is really stavros from the kebab shop...(check out the vest)

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

keeps a pet tarantula!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

and feeds it leftover kebabs from stavros

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

loves big spiders in the bath!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

To prove she was a cider drinker, she dated every member of the band 'the wurzels ' ..

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Is a member of the wurzels

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Once gangbanged the wurzels jethro the comedian and reg Presley of the trogs to win the west of England's biggest groupie award

Since been exiled from Cornwall

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

once pretended to be Cliff Richard hoping to get some groupies - all he got were the gospel singers

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

wrote "five hundred miles" for the pretenders,thats how far he went for his last meet,only to get there and she was out

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

and I am still not happy with you

Encourages men to come 500 miles for a meet then switches of the lights and hides

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Got in touch with his inner self today.

That's the last time he buys Tesco Value toilet roll.

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Gospel singers are hot

Never uses toilet roll

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thought douche was the french for two wondered why he kept getting wet when he tried to order beer

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

drinks his beer from a douch bag,says it tastes better

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Will do most things after 2 campari & sodas

Prefers leather to lace but couldn't spell it as her username

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

id frightened to take of his hat as it would show the tentacles (yes tentacles - not testicles) growing from his bald spot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id frightened to take of his hat as it would show the tentacles (yes tentacles - not testicles) growing from his bald spot "
scared to lift his kilt cause everyone will know he's become a soft southerner when they see his woolly undies

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Having a tryst with an exiled Caledonian

They feed the ducks together in the park

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

went to the Tryst at Stenhousmuir - was disappointing when he found out it was a funfair (in joke for the bairns)

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eats bairns fae breakfast

Washed down with Irnbru

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Attends every country fair in the east midlands. Wears a white coat and pretends to be a judge in the sheep competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to be the sheep

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"He wants to be the sheep

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is a sheep

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Has a sheep outfit and travels to the countryside so someone can take her from behind.

This is the truth thread isnt it??

Mwahhh wuv ewe femme

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has a sheep outfit and travels to the countryside so someone can take her from behind.

This is the truth thread isnt it??

Mwahhh wuv ewe femme

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baaaaaaa

Eats shoots n leaves

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Has a sheep outfit and travels to the countryside so someone can take her from behind.

This is the truth thread isnt it??

Mwahhh wuv ewe femme

baaaaaaa

Eats shoots n leaves

Pah! def a lie! I dont eat cos I'm dead skinny .

I dont thnk femme has got this thread at all

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has a sheep outfit and travels to the countryside so someone can take her from behind.

This is the truth thread isnt it??

Mwahhh wuv ewe femme

baaaaaaa

Eats shoots n leaves

Pah! def a lie! I dont eat cos I'm dead skinny .

I dont thnk femme has got this thread at all

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Has huge bulls balls

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is an unsuccessful matador

Always ended up with the horn in her mouth

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is an unsuccessful matador

Always ended up with the horn in her mouth "
likes to play wild e coyote to my road runner...beep beep!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Should have been in Cyote Ugly due to her "meep meep's" aka her hooters.

Oh ffs wrong thread again! Im shit at this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sends messages to herself when her inbox goes quiet

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Sends messages to herself when her inbox goes quiet

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oh ffs I thought ths was fibs!

Right lady!

She wears elasticated waist slacks when she's out on the pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sends messages to herself when her inbox goes quiet

oh ffs I thought ths was fibs!

Right lady!

She wears elasticated waist slacks when she's out on the pull

They work a treat!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Sends messages to herself when her inbox goes quiet

oh ffs I thought ths was fibs!

Right lady!

She wears elasticated waist slacks when she's out on the pull

They work a treat!

(i know but shhhh!)

She also stuffs cushions down her top too, and her real name is jemima jellyfish.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Really has a sylph like figure - but disguises it by eating 26 bars of chocolate every day

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Coats his willy in chocolate and asks women to nibble his twix

They are always disappointed to see nothing more than a chocolate finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coats his willy in chocolate and asks women to nibble his twix

They are always disappointed to see nothing more than a chocolate finger"

Is secretly fighting the urge to borrow my red lipstick for his avatar

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Have you got a darker lippy?

Has a pet snail called Gary

Blames it for the trail on the bathroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likes chocolate coasted willys

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Licks chocolate coated willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"likes chocolate coasted willys

likes his willy dipped in chillis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keeps a pet tarantula!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likes it hot and sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"likes it hot and sweaty

likes it cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a darker lippy?

Has a pet snail called Gary

Blames it for the trail on the bathroom floor"

You been watching too much sponge bob! And no, sorry, you get what you're given!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a darker lippy?

Has a pet snail called Gary

Blames it for the trail on the bathroom floor

You been watching too much sponge bob! And no, sorry, you get what you're given!!"

wants them lips

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

"Have you got a darker lippy?

Has a pet snail called Gary

Blames it for the trail on the bathroom floor

You been watching too much sponge bob! And no, sorry, you get what you're given!!

wants them lips

Come get them!

Can't get enough of me

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

coated his body in chocolate sauce and invited anyone to lick it off - was very disappointed when everyone ran away laughing

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Everyone just laughs and points

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

has 24 kids!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Mother to my kids

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mother to my kids"

Is a goat herder on Clapham Common

Got confused as he prefers Wombles

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Changed his name by deed poll to 'AAA' .... Now claims to be the best arcade gamer in the world.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Never did get past the first letter of the alphabet - and stutters too

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

thinks moth balls are gob stoppers!

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Keeps a pet moth in her bra

And ants in her pants

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Keeps a pet moth in her bra

And ants in her pants "
wombles around on wimbledon common

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Plans to run the London Marathon in 6" stilettos

Will need a sat nav

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is sat in front of fred dibners chimney with two packs of dynamite under his hat!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Trying to mount Fred dinners chimney

Taking hypnotherapy to counter her vertigo first

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Went for a job as a chimney sweep

Took Sooty with him to the interview

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Used soo as a furry mitten

When he had finished he screamed "told you she was gagging for it"

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

uses glove puppents instead of toilet paper - then gives dirty shows

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

plays the banjo for beer on saturdays at the local shopping mall

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

asked the local shopping mall if they could advertise for their club. Were arrested when the set up the bed and invited passer bys to take of their clothes and join in

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"asked the local shopping mall if they could advertise for their club. Were arrested when the set up the bed and invited passer bys to take of their clothes and join in "

is a mannequin in E.W.M

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Smokes Manekin Cigars

Moonlights as a Groucho Marx impersonator

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

keith lemmons understudy

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"keith lemmons understudy"

her eyes glow red at midnight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keith lemmons understudy

her eyes glow red at midnight!"

im told she really is an ex Russian Spy

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

World record holder for shagging the most Yorkshire terriers at one orgy. The clue to How many is in his username

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"World record holder for shagging the most Yorkshire terriers at one orgy. The clue to How many is in his username"

is looking forward to winter as he likes to stick his cock in the snow!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes snow angels with her fanny flaps

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Makes snow angels with her fanny flaps"

makes very small eyes in snowmen with his cock!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Jap eyes

Only person ever to get frostbitten fanny flaps

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Wears bridget jones knickers and trips the light fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is tee total and doesn't swear

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Due to a p.m. I have been urged to start another tell (slight) porkies about the one above. Fooking great whoppers are acceptable though

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the bugger above is pretending he started the lie about the person above thread, its mine i tell you

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Jealous of his own silhouette

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Jealous of his own silhouette "
i am indeed its quite handsome and better looking than me

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Wears a lady's thong to the beach because his budgie smugglers look like they have flown the nest

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Doubles as the mirror in im snow white but i drifted

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

The reason the mirror crack'd

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The reason the mirror crack'd"
your not that fragile surely?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Has Fraggle Rock box set collection

Treats herself to a 1/4 of Sherbet Pips every payday

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has Fraggle Rock box set collection

Treats herself to a 1/4 of Sherbet Pips every payday "
one of those is the truth

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bribes fraggles with sherbert pips

Still doesn't get a shag

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Bribes fraggles with sherbert pips

Still doesn't get a shag

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bribes fraggles with sherbert pips

Still doesn't get a shag"
smells of fraggle and his love tunnel has healed over.....

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

My love tunnel is not for you.

Swears her blue waffle is a sherbert pip montage art installation

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is a busker outside the Tate Modern Art Gallery

Only takes Dry Roast Peanuts as donations

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Has 100sets of matching vest n pant sets

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Thinks nobody has noticed the black widow spider perched on her head in her av.

Also has a preference for men in vests

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

drives up and down the motorway looking for roadkill for his dinner

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Favourite song is 2-4-6-8 Motorway

Only lives in Leeds because she ran out of M1

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Can only count to nine on his fingers for the same reason that he has love and hat on his fingers

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Eats fish fingers & peas for breakfast

Pee's his pants beforehand though

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Pees in his pudding too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

sqibs his damp patch while nicking superanfans spiderman vest

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Only have a damp patch because of you gag reflex

Sniffs spidermans gusset

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wears a spiderman outfit

Whilst watching The Jeremy Kyle Show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gets his vests from the Sally Army

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They sniff old men's bicycle seats outside the library on weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nicks old mens' bicycles from outside the library to stand on to perve over the wall at the old peoples' home

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thinks the plastic sheeting on the beds in the old peoples home should be standard issue for all - it because they both wear incontinence pants

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Buys "slightly soiled" incontinence pants from eBay

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

sticks pennies to the floor so he can perv at old ladies bloomers when they bend over to pick them up!

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Goes to the baker's to buy a bloomer

Flashes hers so she can get a freebie

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Goes to the baker's to buy a bloomer

Flashes hers so she can get a freebie "

got arrested for buying a frozen chicken and hiding it under his hat!

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Goes to the baker's to buy a bloomer

Flashes hers so she can get a freebie

got arrested for buying a frozen chicken and hiding it under his hat!"

Perfectly legal if I have bought it

Wants a hat just like mine

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

is doing a poo on a portable toilet in front of a brick shit house!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pinched her bra from les Dawson

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pinches old lady's bums

Then tries to French kiss them

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

secretly admires nottingham forest and often wanks over an old poster of the european cup winning side

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Makes chicken balti in a window cleaners bucket

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Makes chicken balti in a window cleaners bucket"

adds to the spicey kick my good man, if mr reggae reggae sauce can make it so can i with my concoction

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Is terrified of flap jacks

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

is the elephant man underneath the maccy d bag

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Is banned from his local McDonalds

Can't flip a burger to save his life

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Banned from McDonald's buggery in the front window on grimace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes photos of women's behinds when standing behind them on escalators

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Wears do it yourself peep hole bras

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wears do it yourself peep hole bras"
Eats snails n puppy dog tails

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Has discovered men have feelings too....

Hunger for definite...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Has discovered men have feelings too....

Hunger for definite..."
Likes dipping by the river for tuna

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Has discovered men have feelings too....

Hunger for definite...Likes dipping by the river for tuna

wears chicken nuggets as earrings!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

has been doing standup at the local pub as a tommy cooper tribute act..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"has been doing standup at the local pub as a tommy cooper tribute act.."

uses red licqourice torpedoes for lipstick!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Does extremely kinky things with Twiglets

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Does extremely kinky things with Twiglets

licks the twiglets and puts them back into the box..

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Only gets her box out once in a blue moon

Moons at passers by from her Fiat Punto

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

wishes he was a flashy Italian lover - used his Morris Minor to try and pick up ladies

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

thinks windowlene is sex on the beach

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Claims to have Given James dyson a blow job, that's how he came up with the idea for his no loss of suction vacuum,

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Got turned down by dyson for the blow job gig.

Went crying to Henry

Made him red

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

went on dragons den with his invention for a walking vac named it a byson!

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Converted hers to power her pneumatic bra.

The suction means she has a cleavage now

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

All was going well at his butcher's apprentice interview.....

Until he demonstrated that he wasn't very clever with his cleaver

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By *abloBackMan
over a year ago

London

Don't try his diet tips, especially the one on eating clover

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Recently arrested at airport security after white powder discovered in his undies,

released after it was discovered it was miracle grow

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thought talc was a great lubricant - till it caked up and he ended up stuck

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

covered his tackle in chocolate mousse and waves it at women who have PMT .....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Staple diet is Dundee Cake

Shares it with his imaginary pigeon friends

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

sprinkled hundreds and thousands over him self in the hope a fairy would take him home.

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

stuffs her bra with fondant icing homing to make herself sweet

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

hoping

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

has been stocking up on chocolate mice to tempt the local cats over as he misunderstood the point of attracting pussies.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Oi, sod off. It took Me & Funky ages to count all those.

We might have a recount next year on our dessert island, must include the custard next time though

You are a Tarot card reader

Buys cheap teabags

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

has a secret shrine to funky in his garage,, full of viles of his belly button fluff..

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

modelled for john paul gaultiers perfume bottles

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dreams about Button Moon

Is susceptible to many offers, but only on Thursdays

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

wears a knotted hanky on his head on blackpool beach!

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

is afraid of sand after her first boy fiend tried to have her on the beach after they were rolling about on the sand

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

really disappointed when she went to ride the big one in blackpool... Only to find it a roller coaster

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

thought he could fit the tower up his jackzi after thinking the postcard photo was real size

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Used the random username generator but everything it came up with would have been a complete travesty of justice

Once had a daytrip to Scotch Corner

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

wrestles alligators for kicks!

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

wears high heeled crocs, with the little plastic flowers in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

strokes tramps faces to get them to smile

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

tried to get a pair of crocs - but sent them back after they bit her toes

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