FabSwingers.com forum: Most inopportune time to sneeze

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

While holding cereal and a mug of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst balanced on one toe, ballerina style, on the edge of a volcano (why you’d be doing this I don’t know though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smoking a fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While driving can be pretty dangerous at the wrong moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On public transport.. calm down Karen I haven't got covid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anywhere near me! Up the shut fuck and spread your germs elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While driving can be pretty dangerous at the wrong moment. "

Yup i was going to say whilst doing 60 on the motorway is a bad time

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

As your taking your shot on the black in a game of pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the same time as a shart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anywhere near me! Up the shut fuck and spread your germs elsewhere

Don't worry, I do it in my hand and then wipe it on the nearest surface. Ta da! No more germs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're about to snog someone. An inadvertent glasgow kiss may give off the wrong signals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrying my ex mother in laws Sunday dinner to the dinning table.

Oh you said "inoppertune."

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By *attooist n TattooeeCouple
over a year ago

Near Manchester

After he cums in your mouth and you sneeze it out of your nose.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you're about to snog someone. An inadvertent glasgow kiss may give off the wrong signals

And you probably end up sneeziing in their face

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

At the Covid test centre waiting area

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mid swallow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're about to snog someone. An inadvertent glasgow kiss may give off the wrong signals

And you probably end up sneeziing in their face

Extra lube for a face fuck?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When you're absolutely busting for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While driving can be pretty dangerous at the wrong moment. "

This, exactly. When it comes unexpected and you can’t do anything about it. Scares me every time it happens.

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"On public transport.. calm down Karen I haven't got covid."

Tell me about it I suffer from hay-fever this summer you would have thought I had the plague. Having said that I might have sneezed a few times whenever I felt like I needed a bit more space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst balanced on one toe, ballerina style, on the edge of a volcano (why you’d be doing this I don’t know though) "

Joke's on you, I'd maintain my balance regardless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When giving a blowjob, for him at least xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When giving a blowjob, for him at least xx"

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On public transport.. calm down Karen I haven't got covid.

Tell me about it I suffer from hay-fever this summer you would have thought I had the plague. Having said that I might have sneezed a few times whenever I felt like I needed a bit more space."

that is genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whilst balanced on one toe, ballerina style, on the edge of a volcano (why you’d be doing this I don’t know though)

Joke's on you, I'd maintain my balance regardless

I wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shooting your weapon on a zeroing range

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After he cums in your mouth and you sneeze it out of your nose."
I'm gonna name that bootlacing.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Anytime when you’re my age

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

When trying to put bait on a hook..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as the starter does their thing at the start of an Olympic 100metres final when your the favourite to win.

(Thus knocking 1.5 seconds off your winning time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the first or second day of your period. Like that elevator scene in The Shining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a guy is deep inside you.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Drawing the whiskers on an almost complet tiger face painted on your child.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

When you have just got the drill in their mouth

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

With my full on sneeze I’d say 2 seconds before the guys about to cum while he’s deep inside

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

During an appointment at the opticians when they're up close

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

When being deep throated and it does deeper as you sneeze lol

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

While kissing I think would be the worst

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

For me it's when I'm shut in someone's wardrobe spying on them.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

During an endoscopy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When you have forgotten to put on your Tena lady and drank loads of tea.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

When you’re about to blow out your birthday cake candles

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"When you're absolutely busting for a wee.

I agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a helmet on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the dentist is working inside your mouth... either of you sneezing could be a problem.

Or a surgeon doing extremely delicate surgery and they feel that tingle in their snout. Do you think they start waving their hand in front of their face to stop the onset of the sneeze when they are about to complete a life saving moment in surgery?

Or as an astronaut when trying to dock the spacecraft on to the international space station.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the dentist is working inside your mouth... either of you sneezing could be a problem.

Or as an astronaut when trying to dock the spacecraft on to the international space station.

NBVN x"

Thank you for adding to my list of fears when going to the dentist

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

During giving a blow job when you haven’t quite swallowed….yes this happened to me!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"During giving a blow job when you haven’t quite swallowed….yes this happened to me!

Make sure you give warning as I don't want it back

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"During giving a blow job when you haven’t quite swallowed….yes this happened to me!

Make sure you give warning as I don't want it back

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In a queue

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

During a smear test.

I've had two kids, so sneezing can occasionally....well I don't think I need to say anymore.

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By *superfuse663Man
over a year ago

manchester

Just before you go down on a lady, about 5 sneezes in a row aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just before you go down on a lady, about 5 sneezes in a row aswell

Was it dusty down there

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By *ettaManMan
over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

When you've got a mouthful of cereal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the dentist is working inside your mouth... either of you sneezing could be a problem.

Or as an astronaut when trying to dock the spacecraft on to the international space station.

NBVN x

Thank you for adding to my list of fears when going to the dentist

so sorry, if it helps I am a wimp at the dentist, so I have added to my own too

NBVN x

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