FabSwingers.com forum: Bacon or sex??

By *loomy Girl OP Woman
over a year ago

leicester

Which do you choose?

Can’t have both.

Can’t have bacon then sex.

Can’t eat bacon whilst having sex.

Can’t have bacon after sex.

One or the other.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Easy choice for me as I'm vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat bacon, so sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy choice for me as I'm vegetarian"

Same, we win !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo god op emmm that’s such a hard question emmmm

Ok let me think

Dose the sex involve you as if it dose emmm I take the sex as your awesome and beautiful

If it dosent then emmmm ok bacon

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Have to be bacon for me as I'm (unintentionally) celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t eat pork, so sex

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Depends who the sex is with. I'm leaning towards bacon.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

No food will ever beat sex

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By *loomy Girl OP Woman
over a year ago

leicester

"Oooo god op emmm that’s such a hard question emmmm

Ok let me think

Dose the sex involve you as if it dose emmm I take the sex as your awesome and beautiful

If it dosent then emmmm ok bacon "

The sex would have been with me but he chose to go buy bacon instead whilst I was lying nekkid in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat bacon so easy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i still do all other deeds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooo god op emmm that’s such a hard question emmmm

Ok let me think

Dose the sex involve you as if it dose emmm I take the sex as your awesome and beautiful

If it dosent then emmmm ok bacon

The sex would have been with me but he chose to go buy bacon instead whilst I was lying nekkid in bed "

Well he’s a fool than as how can you pass that offer up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which do you choose?

Can’t have both.

Can’t have bacon then sex.

Can’t eat bacon whilst having sex.

Can’t have bacon after sex.

One or the other. "

what if you want to have sex with bacon ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Well this is a predicament, is there a cool off period before being able to do the other?

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By *loomy Girl OP Woman
over a year ago

leicester

"Which do you choose?

Can’t have both.

Can’t have bacon then sex.

Can’t eat bacon whilst having sex.

Can’t have bacon after sex.

One or the other.

what if you want to have sex with bacon ?

Whatever floats your boat I guess

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Could I eat the bacon while watching my partner fuck?

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m vegetarian so obvs sex for me, I’d say Mr pc would go for the sex option too, although it may be a tough call haha! Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

(I know I'm going to get sex,just don't always get bacon)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex xx

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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

That's a hard one ... actually no, wait, who am I kidding, I'd take the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Square sausage

every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Square sausage

every time

And yet the options were only bacon or sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Square sausage

every time

And yet the options were only bacon or sex

I break rules.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Which do you choose?

Can’t have both.

Can’t have bacon then sex.

Can’t eat bacon whilst having sex.

Can’t have bacon after sex.

One or the other. "

I love a bacon butty... so SEX please

Cal

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By *loomy Girl OP Woman
over a year ago

leicester

Ok so now he’s ate his bacon sandwich he wants sex…do I give it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bacon but I love sex more so sex haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex everytime I don't like bacon ha ha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sex, bacon can go in the bin.

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Right now? Bacon! - my willy can't take any more today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy choice for me as I'm vegetarian"

And me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon. Crispy on buttered white bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Square sausage

every time

And yet the options were only bacon or sex

I break rules."

You rebel

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Easy for me too. Sex please.

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Depends where In the country I am.... I can't get sex in lay bys... So bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Doesn't need thinking about,. Definitely picking bacon , yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

Easy sex

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

Is the person cooking the same as the person providing the sex? If my hubby’s cooking then bacon (and if he reads this only joking

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xxx

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

As you have backed me into a corner then it has to be sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

Because I’m not a big meat eater lol

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Sex for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I regularly get more bacon already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex.

I went veggie in ‘94

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even before going vegan it would have been sex.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Have to be sex... bacon is so overrated in comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... I could go forever without the taste of Bacon but not one day without the taste of Athena!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I love bacon it'd have to go haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Love the smell of bacon cooking but I prefer a live pig to a dead one so give me all the sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I can’t choose both but what if I wrapped my cock in bacon? Like a Christmas treat? Ha would that work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get sex so bacon it is

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Sex please

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I'm veggie so sex x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon.

No, sex.

No, bacon.

Arghhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the technicality of substituting bacon for a packet of frazzles?

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By *loomy Girl OP Woman
over a year ago

leicester

"What's the technicality of substituting bacon for a packet of frazzles?

No substitutes lol

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

For me it would be “huge numbers of tears for my loss”

Then sex.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’d prefer sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex... Always sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I chose sex then bacon? As bacon can cause dehydration and therefore physical performance may suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex!!

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By *est Mims LookingCouple
over a year ago

Crofton

Bacon over sex everyday yes plz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy for me as I'm vegan, for Mr it would be a difficult one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

For many years now it's been bacon.

Maybe it's time for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be the sex. Never had bacon that was that good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SEX

That was simple, next question

Claire

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Given the length of time needed to buy bacon ,cook bacon then eat bacon I'd suggest most guys would get a longer amount of satisfaction from bacon than sex.... shots fired?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Given the length of time needed to buy bacon ,cook bacon then eat bacon I'd suggest most guys would get a longer amount of satisfaction from bacon than sex.... shots fired?

Yep, but on target

A bacon sarnie would last longer even at the speed I inhale them….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon unfortunately as there is more chance of me getting a bacon sandwich than me getting any sex :-/

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

Having not had sex for years I no longer know how that tastes or feels!!

So possibly the bacon

Unless the sex was a genuine offer…..then I’d happily re-loose my grown back verginity lol

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

If was my OH then sex - anyone else bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex please, can leave the bacon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't rules meant to be broken, I'm having both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing that beats a bacon sarnie is sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had plenty of bacon during 12+ months of lockdown, so it's a mo brainer for me

Although...now I'm having sex again, I've got a real craving for a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking smoked streaky bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like all kinds of bacon, but smoked streaky is my favourite

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Sex then bacon cooked by the ladies lovely hubby whilst we finish off

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