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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My head has surgically been removed from up my arse. How can i be a mardy cow when everyone makes me laugh

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over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Could always be a mad cow, if not a mardy cow Diamond?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Could always be a mad cow, if not a mardy cow Diamond? "

Im already a madcow lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"My head has surgically been removed from up my arse. How can i be a mardy cow when everyone makes me laugh "

Congratulationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally...!!!

*Runs...*

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"My head has surgically been removed from up my arse. How can i be a mardy cow when everyone makes me laugh "

did you have it done on NHS?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have had to wait years on NHS, must have been bupa

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Would have had to wait years on NHS, must have been bupa"

praps it was yanked out by a porter!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Would have had to wait years on NHS, must have been bupa

praps it was yanked out by a porter!"

Jay said he was going to take me seaside and it worked like a laxative lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

needed to make room for bucket and spade?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Would have had to wait years on NHS, must have been bupa

praps it was yanked out by a porter!"

One without a hairy arse?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"needed to make room for bucket and spade?"

oi i saw that lol

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"Would have had to wait years on NHS, must have been bupa

praps it was yanked out by a porter!

One without a hairy arse? "

im sure he'd be up to the job lol!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Would have had to wait years on NHS, must have been bupa

praps it was yanked out by a porter!

One without a hairy arse? im sure he'd be up to the job lol!"

He's prolly lubing up his hands right now!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I hope no stitches were needed

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"I hope no stitches were needed "

well there was some knitting going on in the scaffold!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I hope no stitches were needed

well there was some knitting going on in the scaffold!"

shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you use lube??? You will probably need a nice haircut now!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You do know this is a case of mistaken identity dont you

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

my fault! dint mean to imply anybodys really had their hand up anywhere!!!!! dont take any notice of me too many vodka jellies!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"my fault! dint mean to imply anybodys really had their hand up anywhere!!!!! dont take any notice of me too many vodka jellies!!!!! "

those vodka jellies had a lot to answer for, even found a partner in crime to sneak them to me when noone was looking as i kept getting told of

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

not me honest femme!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not me honest femme!"

Bet it was! I didn't get any??

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"my fault! dint mean to imply anybodys really had their hand up anywhere!!!!! dont take any notice of me too many vodka jellies!!!!!

those vodka jellies had a lot to answer for, even found a partner in crime to sneak them to me when noone was looking as i kept getting told of "

I have noticed there is a tendency to blame alcohol that was just sitting in shot glasses minding it's own business, quite happy to enjoy the sunshine and the trip out.

Noone forced anyone to consume!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds

im the whipping boy tonight!!!!

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"my fault! dint mean to imply anybodys really had their hand up anywhere!!!!! dont take any notice of me too many vodka jellies!!!!!

those vodka jellies had a lot to answer for, even found a partner in crime to sneak them to me when noone was looking as i kept getting told of

I have noticed there is a tendency to blame alcohol that was just sitting in shot glasses minding it's own business, quite happy to enjoy the sunshine and the trip out.

Noone forced anyone to consume! "

somebody made me honest!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would tell you who was sneaking me them on the sly but wouldnt want to drop pinktherapy in the shit

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"im the whipping boy tonight!!!!"

Hee hee!

What's your pleasure? Riding crop or cane?

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By *gentprovocateurWoman
over a year ago

leeds


"I would tell you who was sneaking me them on the sly but wouldnt want to drop pinktherapy in the shit "

see it wasnt me!

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