FabSwingers.com forum: How do you ask...??

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm off for my first club visit soon with a bloke and I want to make sure we don't stand out too much as newbies.

When should we hand out our questionnaire? We have a list of our preferences to make sure that we only play with people that match our criteria.

Example questions-

Are you bi?

Are you married?

List the names and addresses of the last 3 people you had bareback with.

Have you ever had sex with a bbw?

How tall are you?

Do you shave or wax your bum hole?

Have you ever had sex with a garden vegetable?

Do you have a car?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the oldest person you have had sex with?

Do you spit or swallow?

We'll give them time to answer the questions and if we don't like the answers we will avoid them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off for my first club visit soon with a bloke and I want to make sure we don't stand out too much as newbies.

When should we hand out our questionnaire? We have a list of our preferences to make sure that we only play with people that match our criteria.

Example questions-

Are you bi?

Are you married?

List the names and addresses of the last 3 people you had bareback with.

Have you ever had sex with a bbw?

How tall are you?

Do you shave or wax your bum hole?

Have you ever had sex with a garden vegetable?

Do you have a car?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the oldest person you have had sex with?

Do you spit or swallow?

We'll give them time to answer the questions and if we don't like the answers we will avoid them.

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have a fab evening lol

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

print off a load and leave them at reception with a photo of your self,

no need for a pick of the guy as he dont count

then just sit and wait for all the guys to flock over to you

lol just enjoy your selfs and have fun xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Excellent, thank you both!!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Excellent, thank you both!!

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Would you wish to ask for a CRB check? Might be an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sides are beginning to hurt now

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

you forgot inside leg measurement and blood group,its best to get these things sorted sooner rather than later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good ideas, I'll add them thanks.

I'm also going to ask for Fab profile name.... and a 500 word essay on why they want to shag us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good ideas, I'll add them thanks.

I'm also going to ask for Fab profile name.... and a 500 word essay on why they want to shag us.

best ask for it to be in a printed version cos the handwriting might run or be hard to read lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont forget to ask if they are nice to their mum, thats always important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you tried employing a surrogate couple to test drive applicants before deciding yourselves

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Does a playmate need to be SC cleared by the DVA? Hint: I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a playmate need to be SC cleared by the DVA? Hint: I am

What does that mean??? I might put that on as a trick question.

I shall take someone along to type up notes.

(That doesn't look like a lightbulb. It looks like Homer Simpson's bumhole.)

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