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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I interest you in a soothing cuddle?

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By *ilent...BobMan
over a year ago

Shushhhhhhyourmouthville

Shit! I like talking shit

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can we talk about tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we talk about tits? "
that's what half the politcis forum is about !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I interest you in a soothing cuddle?"

There isn't a human alive that would refuse your kind offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in OP.

Can we discuss why some guys go off on a rant and say how shit fab is just because they can’t get a meet? Though maybe it’s the attitude that’s shit not fab?

Oh now this sounds like a rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such a thing as true altruism, I think there is, cause I’ve helped people out and didn’t feel any better for it ?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit! I like talking shit "

Yeah me too, also bollocks. I can speak fluent bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as true altruism, I think there is, cause I’ve helped people out and didn’t feel any better for it ?!"

See, I think all altruism is selfish and there's nothing at all wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you feel like crap, are we talking mentally or physically or a combination of the two ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'll talk about anything from philosophy to love island.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in OP.

Can we discuss why some guys go off on a rant and say how shit fab is just because they can’t get a meet? Though maybe it’s the attitude that’s shit not fab?

Oh now this sounds like a rant "

It's not a rant unless you identify it as one. Kinda like schroedinger's rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you feel like crap, are we talking mentally or physically or a combination of the two ?"

Thanks for asking. Covid. Forced time off and I have the cricket on so not all bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I interest you in a soothing cuddle?"

Ill join! We can cuddle him together

-C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?"

Who underappreciates them? Are they mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you feel like crap, are we talking mentally or physically or a combination of the two ?

Thanks for asking. Covid. Forced time off and I have the cricket on so not all bad."

What’s covid feel like ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I interest you in a soothing cuddle?

Ill join! We can cuddle him together

-C"

Properly made me grin. I really wouldn't come within 2 metres of me for another week or two if I were you tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in OP.

Can we discuss why some guys go off on a rant and say how shit fab is just because they can’t get a meet? Though maybe it’s the attitude that’s shit not fab?

Oh now this sounds like a rant "

When I win it's because I'm great, when I lose its because the world is against me. Imo this attitude is fairly prevalent every where (believe it's a well known bias) and comes out in fab vioa thsoe posts.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

See, now I just want to come give you a hug. Whassup Cat?

Want to talk about how it is possible I've managed to accrue SO much stock and have no idea what I'm going to price it all at? Let alone how I'll get it in the car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

Who underappreciates them? Are they mad? "

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I knew you'd understand! Have you seen Daryl Hall's lockdown sessions on youtube ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I interest you in a soothing cuddle?

Ill join! We can cuddle him together

-C

Properly made me grin. I really wouldn't come within 2 metres of me for another week or two if I were you tho. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in OP.

Can we discuss why some guys go off on a rant and say how shit fab is just because they can’t get a meet? Though maybe it’s the attitude that’s shit not fab?

Oh now this sounds like a rant

When I win it's because I'm great, when I lose its because the world is against me. Imo this attitude is fairly prevalent every where (believe it's a well known bias) and comes out in fab vioa thsoe posts. "

Very much a victim mindset

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?"

They’re a little out of touch these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a needy cunt... oh... is that not what this thread is about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?"

Very much appreciated here, Alone too long is an underrated jam, that will put any lady in the mood to get freaky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you feel like crap, are we talking mentally or physically or a combination of the two ?

Thanks for asking. Covid. Forced time off and I have the cricket on so not all bad.

What’s covid feel like ? "

Like the worst cold you've ever had. The fever was the worst bit, laboured breathing. I can see how it would be pretty bloody dangerous if you were frail or weak. Two days of crisis amd now just headache, weak, tired and can't smell a thing.

I waved bleach under my nose this morning. Made me sneeze. Couldn't smell anything tho.

That's what it feels like from here anyway.

Back to you in the studio CJ

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a needy cunt... oh... is that not what this thread is about? "

It's an open thread, we can make it about whatever we like, derail ot how we like and do what we eant with it. I was just being self aware and also self deprecating before someone slagged me off for the obvious attention seeking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

They’re a little out of touch these days!"

Becoming a habit Sigma.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

Who underappreciates them? Are they mad? .

I knew you'd understand! Have you seen Daryl Hall's lockdown sessions on youtube ?"

I have not. I have time on ny hands now tho. Will do

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I like talking about anything.. Im a good listener!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See, now I just want to come give you a hug. Whassup Cat?

Want to talk about how it is possible I've managed to accrue SO much stock and have no idea what I'm going to price it all at? Let alone how I'll get it in the car...."

Are we going to market?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like talking about anything.. Im a good listener! "

Yeah me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

Very much appreciated here, Alone too long is an underrated jam, that will put any lady in the mood to get freaky."

Thank you, it's a great tune. Tbh I don't think their reputation was helped when Chris Morris used their photos on the Brass Eye pa**o episode.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN

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By *igmaMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

They’re a little out of touch these days!

Becoming a habit Sigma. "

We could talk about song lyric puns? but….I don’t want to talk about it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN "

This thread sounds likes an excellent idea, I hope you work out the wording soon!

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I've got a needy cunt... oh... is that not what this thread is about? "

You’ve got a very sexy and edible c**t that’s for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN "

We are all judgemental, how would we survive otherwise. Also there's no such thing as objectivity. EVERYTHING is subjective. Except maybe mathematical proofs. I think.

Yeah I'll do my best, but I'm definitely lacking important parts pf my brain right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

They’re a little out of touch these days!

Becoming a habit Sigma.

We could talk about song lyric puns? but….I don’t want to talk about it "

I'd prefer to enjoy the silence myself too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why are Hall and Oates so underappreciated when they are giants of blue eyed soul ?

Very much appreciated here, Alone too long is an underrated jam, that will put any lady in the mood to get freaky.

Thank you, it's a great tune. Tbh I don't think their reputation was helped when Chris Morris used their photos on the Brass Eye pa**o episode. "

People are stupid. Reminding me of poor H from Steps who shares his name with that nonce from the rock band. The poor guy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"See, now I just want to come give you a hug. Whassup Cat?

Want to talk about how it is possible I've managed to accrue SO much stock and have no idea what I'm going to price it all at? Let alone how I'll get it in the car....

Are we going to market? "

We are. And we aren't happy about having to leave the house at 7 tomorrow morning.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Insert witty comment here*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

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Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?"

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability "

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz."

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've got womb doom

I don't doubt I feel a zillion times better than you, but have a look on you tube at dudes having "period pains" vs women having the same induced cramps. It's quite funny watching the chaps hit the deck while the women just stand there and say "mine are much worse than this every month"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels "

Current chart yes, soaps no.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got womb doom

I don't doubt I feel a zillion times better than you, but have a look on you tube at dudes having "period pains" vs women having the same induced cramps. It's quite funny watching the chaps hit the deck while the women just stand there and say "mine are much worse than this every month""

Yeah we are not good at pain.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Cats and cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cats and cake"

You beautiful human. Raise a glass to me for a brief moment I have pint in pub garden envy. Though it'd be a soda water for me even if I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as true altruism, I think there is, cause I’ve helped people out and didn’t feel any better for it ?!"

Ah but would you have felt worse if you hadn't? Does helping others out of a perceived sense of altruism enable you to believe you are a good person? Does it help you maintain a positive view of yourself even if the act itself dies nothing for you?

Evolution doesn't have a purpose or a design, altruism is a trait that in some circumstances conveys an evolutionary advantage so it is a trait that is likely to be passed on and become more developed. While on the whole it is advantageous for the organism to behave altruistically (is that a word?)

there will always be times when it is not. That doesn't mean that your tendancy to altruistic behaviour isn't coded in your genes precisely because on average it is a personality trait that has a higher chance of being advantageous.

Mr

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me..."

Will always talk to anyone about springsteen

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no."

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as true altruism, I think there is, cause I’ve helped people out and didn’t feel any better for it ?!

Ah but would you have felt worse if you hadn't? Does helping others out of a perceived sense of altruism enable you to believe you are a good person? Does it help you maintain a positive view of yourself even if the act itself dies nothing for you?

Evolution doesn't have a purpose or a design, altruism is a trait that in some circumstances conveys an evolutionary advantage so it is a trait that is likely to be passed on and become more developed. While on the whole it is advantageous for the organism to behave altruistically (is that a word?)

there will always be times when it is not. That doesn't mean that your tendancy to altruistic behaviour isn't coded in your genes precisely because on average it is a personality trait that has a higher chance of being advantageous.

Mr"

So could be considered selfish? Not that I believe in "the selfish gene", but...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Will always talk to anyone about springsteen "

What's your favourite album? I'm not a massive fan, but the seger sessions gets some spins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight "

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN "

Ooh, I’ve been pondering this as a thread, so I’ll be very interested to read and contribute.

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By *ainbowCheesecakeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Will always talk to anyone about springsteen

What's your favourite album? I'm not a massive fan, but the seger sessions gets some spins."

Segar sessions is a great album but favourite would probably be either the rising or tunnel of love

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Will always talk to anyone about springsteen

What's your favourite album? I'm not a massive fan, but the seger sessions gets some spins.

Segar sessions is a great album but favourite would probably be either the rising or tunnel of love"

I'll work my way through all his albums one day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Is there such a thing as true altruism, I think there is, cause I’ve helped people out and didn’t feel any better for it ?!"

I'm uncertain that there is true altruism. Human behaviour that provides a positive feedback to the individual, which would include doing something that some may view as altruistic, is still going to be giving them that positive outcome. It's thus a net gain for this person and so at its simplest neuronal transactional level, there's a payoff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll talk about anything from philosophy to love island. "

That would definately tip him over the edge (love island)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll talk about anything from philosophy to love island.

That would definately tip him over the edge (love island) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there such a thing as true altruism, I think there is, cause I’ve helped people out and didn’t feel any better for it ?!

I'm uncertain that there is true altruism. Human behaviour that provides a positive feedback to the individual, which would include doing something that some may view as altruistic, is still going to be giving them that positive outcome. It's thus a net gain for this person and so at its simplest neuronal transactional level, there's a payoff. "

This topic definitely deserves its own thread. I'll start it when I feel better in the head if nobody else does first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Will always talk to anyone about springsteen

What's your favourite album? I'm not a massive fan, but the seger sessions gets some spins.

Segar sessions is a great album but favourite would probably be either the rising or tunnel of love"

Yes to Tunnel of Love, the only Springsteen I listen to regularly.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My dog's breath smells like cat poo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog's breath smells like cat poo."

"Smelly dog,

Smelly dog,

What are they feeding you..."

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington

Can we talk about the Saturdays on Saturday, Frankie and Una and crew. Alternatively may i suggest a parley about the Datsun Sunny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we talk about the Saturdays on Saturday, Frankie and Una and crew. Alternatively may i suggest a parley about the Datsun Sunny. "

Sunny.... yesterday my life, was filled with rain.

That song is about the Datsun Sunny right?

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington


"Can we talk about the Saturdays on Saturday, Frankie and Una and crew. Alternatively may i suggest a parley about the Datsun Sunny.

Sunny.... yesterday my life, was filled with rain.

That song is about the Datsun Sunny right?"

Yep the ones with the leaky custom sunroof.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we talk about the Saturdays on Saturday, Frankie and Una and crew. Alternatively may i suggest a parley about the Datsun Sunny.

Sunny.... yesterday my life, was filled with rain.

That song is about the Datsun Sunny right?

Yep the ones with the leaky custom sunroof. "

I knew it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

Wanna go for a drink?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me..."

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"My dog's breath smells like cat poo.

"Smelly dog,

Smelly dog,

What are they feeding you...""

Cat poo, apparently...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

Wanna go for a drink?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me..."

Love to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X"

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog's breath smells like cat poo.

"Smelly dog,

Smelly dog,

What are they feeding you..."

Cat poo, apparently..."

Not intentionally I'd imagine. If I know dogs they'll eat anything when your back is turned.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz."

When you're back on the circuit, just give me the answers and I'll see if I can apply them when inebriated.

Look up Covid smell therapy.

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me..."

Theres nowt a nice cuppa Tea wont remedy or so im told. Failing that i'm not above patting yer back and there thereing ya. Its all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Theres nowt a nice cuppa Tea wont remedy or so im told. Failing that i'm not above patting yer back and there thereing ya. Its all "

I'm a firm believer in a cup o tea and a biscuit solves most issues. Unless it's a really serious issue. In which case a pint and a wank will do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

When you're back on the circuit, just give me the answers and I'll see if I can apply them when inebriated.

Look up Covid smell therapy."

Hey lickety

Will do

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know. "

Oooooooooo fighting talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

Oooooooooo fighting talk "

Bring it.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

When you're back on the circuit, just give me the answers and I'll see if I can apply them when inebriated.

Look up Covid smell therapy.

Hey lickety

Will do"

I'd offer to stroke your hair as your head rests on my bosom but...

I'll save it for when you're better. No sense of smell required.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad."

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx"

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx"

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

When you're back on the circuit, just give me the answers and I'll see if I can apply them when inebriated.

Look up Covid smell therapy.

Hey lickety

Will do

I'd offer to stroke your hair as your head rests on my bosom but...

I'll save it for when you're better. No sense of smell required.

"

In

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By *werty1999Man
over a year ago

greater Manchester

A cuddle sounds great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN "

Did you manage to post the thread? I haven't had a proper gander through the threads yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical. "

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can we talk about nits? "

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we talk about nits?

No"

Bwaaaahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN

This thread sounds likes an excellent idea, I hope you work out the wording soon!"

Should've read on through the thread. Yeah, what Meli said.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can we talk about nits?

No

Bwaaaahahahaha "

You feel like crap why xx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me..."

Hello Mr Moon Cat, I've missed you!I've just been to TKMaxx, they've got some fantastic Gothy Halloween stuff in already which is hugely exciting to someone like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we talk about nits?

No

Bwaaaahahahaha

You feel like crap why xx"

Covid, it'll pass. Over the worst

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Can we talk about nits?

No

Bwaaaahahahaha

You feel like crap why xx

Covid, it'll pass. Over the worst"

Noo how long you been Ill xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Hello Mr Moon Cat, I've missed you!I've just been to TKMaxx, they've got some fantastic Gothy Halloween stuff in already which is hugely exciting to someone like me "

Hey Minxy. I'll get myself down there when I'm better. Got big plans for this year.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sorry you mentioned it further up you been poked???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can we talk about nits?

No

Bwaaaahahahaha

You feel like crap why xx

Covid, it'll pass. Over the worst

Noo how long you been Ill xx"

Properly sick since weds, prob started tues but I didn't notice. Talk about late to the party tho eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry you mentioned it further up you been poked???"

Yeah only one jab tho. Second one was so close too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Sorry you mentioned it further up you been poked???

Yeah only one jab tho. Second one was so close too. "

Xxx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this "

What? You & me are gonna fall out.

The cherry ones are excellent. I remember getting them in Aldi (or was it Lidl?) Years ago.

If it's not cherry, or lemon & lime, it has to be original orange.

Passion fruit, my arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cuddle sounds great x"

Group hugs it is then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See, now I just want to come give you a hug. Whassup Cat?

Want to talk about how it is possible I've managed to accrue SO much stock and have no idea what I'm going to price it all at? Let alone how I'll get it in the car....

Are we going to market?

We are. And we aren't happy about having to leave the house at 7 tomorrow morning."

7? On a Sunday? What have you got yourself into?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this

What? You & me are gonna fall out.

The cherry ones are excellent. I remember getting them in Aldi (or was it Lidl?) Years ago.

If it's not cherry, or lemon & lime, it has to be original orange.

Passion fruit, my arse! "

Lemon and lime? Why was I not informed? Want.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this "

I quite like the pineapple Jaffa's - 7/10.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"A cuddle sounds great x

Group hugs it is then. "

Xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this

What? You & me are gonna fall out.

The cherry ones are excellent. I remember getting them in Aldi (or was it Lidl?) Years ago.

If it's not cherry, or lemon & lime, it has to be original orange.

Passion fruit, my arse!

Lemon and lime? Why was I not informed? Want."

M&S Lemon & Lime Jaffa Cakes are the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah sorry to read, OP, covid sounds like a right twat.

I was considering a thread about judgement, how we like to think we're not judgemental but we all are, how that can be negative/positive, how aware you are of your biases and how that affects your actions. Haven't quite figured the wording, so if you've got time on your hands, gonnae help me out?

Mrs TMN

This thread sounds likes an excellent idea, I hope you work out the wording soon!

Should've read on through the thread. Yeah, what Meli said. "

You start it Sharedow. Someone's gotta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this

I quite like the pineapple Jaffa's - 7/10.

"

Pineapple? What? Nobody tells me anything

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this

What? You & me are gonna fall out.

The cherry ones are excellent. I remember getting them in Aldi (or was it Lidl?) Years ago.

If it's not cherry, or lemon & lime, it has to be original orange.

Passion fruit, my arse!

Lemon and lime? Why was I not informed? Want.

M&S Lemon & Lime Jaffa Cakes are the best!"

They are a bit tasty.

I kinda like that they're oblong in shape, too. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you feel like crap, are we talking mentally or physically or a combination of the two ?

Thanks for asking. Covid. Forced time off and I have the cricket on so not all bad.

What’s covid feel like ?

Like the worst cold you've ever had. The fever was the worst bit, laboured breathing. I can see how it would be pretty bloody dangerous if you were frail or weak. Two days of crisis amd now just headache, weak, tired and can't smell a thing.

I waved bleach under my nose this morning. Made me sneeze. Couldn't smell anything tho.

That's what it feels like from here anyway.

Back to you in the studio CJ"

Donald was talking Bull about the bleach u do know that ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do you feel like crap, are we talking mentally or physically or a combination of the two ?

Thanks for asking. Covid. Forced time off and I have the cricket on so not all bad.

What’s covid feel like ?

Like the worst cold you've ever had. The fever was the worst bit, laboured breathing. I can see how it would be pretty bloody dangerous if you were frail or weak. Two days of crisis amd now just headache, weak, tired and can't smell a thing.

I waved bleach under my nose this morning. Made me sneeze. Couldn't smell anything tho.

That's what it feels like from here anyway.

Back to you in the studio CJ

Donald was talking Bull about the bleach u do know that ? "

Wait, what? That wasn't true?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Mooooon!

My liberally-locked lovely friend!

Why so down? Would you like a long distance hugathon? X

Covid, dear heart, covid. Sickly child feeling sorry for himself. I've got cricket, tean digestives and the weekend off so not all bad.

Oh no!! How the hell did that happen? Want me to pop on a hazmat suit & deliver you Jaffa cakes?

(I'm not watching the bloody cricket, though!) Xx

Send jaffa cakes and also tequila flavoured hotel chocolat selectors. Thanx

Of course, my lovely. Will cherry Jaffa cakes do? I'm feeling whimsical.

Ugh no. Have I not told you my review of the new flavours?

Passion fruit 9/10 no orange but

Strawberry 6/10 interesting but no

Cherry 1/10 who signed off on this

I quite like the pineapple Jaffa's - 7/10.

Pineapple? What? Nobody tells me anything "

It's on the newsletter, Moonface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

Oooooooooo fighting talk

Bring it. "

*Dons boxing gloves* you're on, big boy

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

Oooooooooo fighting talk

Bring it.

*Dons boxing gloves* you're on, big boy "

I know yesterday was a shite day, KC, but why so combatative?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

Oooooooooo fighting talk

Bring it.

*Dons boxing gloves* you're on, big boy

I know yesterday was a shite day, KC, but why so combatative? "

Moon Grey started the fighting talk

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

Oooooooooo fighting talk

Bring it.

*Dons boxing gloves* you're on, big boy

I know yesterday was a shite day, KC, but why so combatative?

Moon Grey started the fighting talk "

Just cos he started it, doesn't mean you have to finish it *I'm channeling everyone's mum here*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"*Insert witty comment here*

Is this your pub quiz team name KC?

No, that's Team Bouncebackability

Can I join? I pull my weight in a quiz.

Do you know about soap operas and current chart music? These are our Achilles heels

Current chart yes, soaps no.

Sorry, but we can't carry dead weight

You really don't want me forming a rival team you know.

Oooooooooo fighting talk

Bring it.

*Dons boxing gloves* you're on, big boy

I know yesterday was a shite day, KC, but why so combatative?

Moon Grey started the fighting talk

Just cos he started it, doesn't mean you have to finish it *I'm channeling everyone's mum here* "

But it's fun to play fight

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By *igsy8Man
over a year ago

Accrington


"I feel like crap and want a chat, who's in? What shall we talk about? I like talking about perceptive insights into the human psyche, but I mostly post irreverent shit that means fuck all, because why so serious?

What are your fav topics of conversation? Food? Cars? Bruce Springsteen? Porridge oats? Talk to me, tell me...

Theres nowt a nice cuppa Tea wont remedy or so im told. Failing that i'm not above patting yer back and there thereing ya. Its all

I'm a firm believer in a cup o tea and a biscuit solves most issues. Unless it's a really serious issue. In which case a pint and a wank will do the trick. "

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